that genehack guy from that dead bird site

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Assigned John at birth · IT service industry worker • Founder, @hacksalem • More words at genehack.blog + dementedandsadbut.social • pronoun.is/he • I speak only for me. I only Bluesky when my Fedi feed is empty

John Cusack in the iconic boom box scene from Say Anything
A parking meter pay station in Salem, Oregon, with an orange safety cone on top of it, like a hat.
A sunset with electric wires
A masc person with a long white goatee wearing a tee shirt that reads YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME in trans flag colors.
A masc person with a long white goatee wearing a tee shirt that reads YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME in trans flag colors.
Sign posted on a grocery cooler door, reading: Several manufacturers of COTTAGE CHEESE are experiencing long term shortages. We will restock as soon as it is available. We apologize for the inconvenience.
A mall store from with a sign reading “Feng Shui Healing”
Yours truly, looking worn out, wearing an orange bandana as a doo rag, and an effin birds tee shirt that says, “being an adult is shit”
A blue shy filled with scattered clouds. There’s a section of house on the lower left corner and a Doug fir to the right
An albacore filet, with very pleasing grill marks, on a cutting board.
A white plate with four triangular pieces of seared albacore, arranged in a square, with an arc of chimichurri rojo around it.
Rebecca and Keeley from Ted Lasso
An extremely badly mangled GenAI-generated diagram of how Git Flow is supposed to work, featuring numerous obvious errors. Currently posted on learn.microsoft.com
Maine coon cat in front of a fence
A broken fence with some of the fallen tree limbs that did the damage on the ground in front of it.
A tulip glass sitting on a wooden table top. The glass is about half-full of a clear, deep red liquid
Ming the merciless from the 1980s Flash Gordon
Our charcuterie — a plate of crackers on a shelf, over a tabletop with a plate of cheese, several spreadables, a platter of olives, a bowl of snack mix and a partially-cut-off meat tray.
A single Calvin and Hobbs panel. Hobbes is peeking around the left side of a tree trunk, saying "Maybe she wasn't paying attention to us." while Calvin is peeking around the right side, saying "That's inconceivable! Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!"
A bowl of short rib French onion soup, with a large Gruyère-covered croutons sunk in it, covered with chives.
A large white serving bowl, flanked by fork and knife, on a harvest-themed placemat. Inside the bowl is a gravy drenched mound of mashed potatoes, with a large braised oxtail on top of that.
The album cover for “God Fodder”, by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
A pot full of water, chile peppers, and onions
A text message from Alaska Air that reads: We’re sorry, in-flight Wi-Fi and movies won’t be available during your flight. Please download what you need before boarding.
Text reading “This is President Trump going bigger than President Nixon.”
A pair of feet wearing brown ankle socks and purple low top chuck taylors, atop a piece of iconic PDX carpet.
Three deviled eggs — menu description: Smoked Albacore tuna belly, corn, epazote, queso cotija, chili oil
A Keyboard.io Preonic ortholinear 60-key keyboard in a walnut holder.
A photo of the Providence Park pitch from a suite in the northwest corner of the stadium.
A dog laying on her back with her paws drawn up, between two people on a couch.
A white plate, with two folder flour tortillas, a pile of black beans topped with cojita cheese, and a pile of chili Colorado
Old white dude, with a mostly gray beard, wearing a pair of black framed round glasses, and a Doomtree “no kings” ball cap.
Two pieces of coulotte steak, one an end piece showing a lovely horned exterior, the other a center piece showing a mostly medium rare finish. A slight smoke ring is visible in the second piece.
A large entree sized salad bowl containing a Caesar salad, with grilled chicken, croutons, and a heavy dusting of Parm
The side of our house, with a newly-hung barn quilt on our chimney.
A macOS system notification saying "usernoted wants to use your confidential information", and prompting for a password.
End on view of half a cheese steak, ready to be unwrapped and eaten.
Selfie, with a grey PTFC ball cap and a black tee reading BLACK LIVES MATTER in a metal font
The krewe from Shaun Of The Dead
The Lone Rangers
Sammy Genehack laying in her work bed, enjoying a sunbeam.
Yours truly, on his porch, sipping a beer
Text screenshot, reading: “It’s not an emotional thing,” she said. “It’s business. Think about it, Jack. If there’s a hundred-dollar bill in somebody’s bureau in Bucharest, that means somebody somewhere once exchanged a hundred dollars’ worth of foreign assets for it. It means our government sold them a piece of paper with green and black ink on it for a hundred bucks. Good business. And because it’s a trusted currency, chances are that hundred-dollar bill will probably stay in that bureau in Bucharest for many years. The U.S. will never have to deliver the foreign assets back again. As long as the dollar stays trusted, we can’t lose.”
Three chickens on a porch
A signboard that reads SCIENCE WORKS! DOGE ARE A BUNCH OF JERKS!
A selfie of yours truly, from the chin down. I'm wearing a green tee shirt that says: SCIENCE IT WORKS, BITCHES
A sea turtle swimming underwater
A 9x13 Pyrex dish filled with pasta, cheese, Italian sausage, and tomato sauce
A beer can with a label reading Nazi Punks Fuck Off! German-style Pilsner
A steak, on a cutting board, cut into slices. The steak has a well-browned exterior, with a perfectly medium rare interior.
A USPS Priority Mail address label, with a "Join the Resistance / Stop Deportation" legend around an antifascist flag in the middle, stuck to a light pole.
A small sticker that reads “I pray thee be patient for I hail from the 1900s”
Screenshot from the article, which reads: "Hoy used the interview as an occasion to criticize recent reporting by Salem Reporter on her approaching duty as mayor. She said the coverage was “subversive” without elaborating. She complained about a story published on Monday, Jan. 13 – but acknowledged she had not read the article. She said she didn’t trust Salem Reporter, would not consent to future phone interviews and said questions for her should be sent to her city executive assistant."
A black laptop with a number of stickers, notably: * a small square red one that looks like a Lego logo, but says “Hack” * a smolrobot coffeebot * a round one with Oscar the Grouch that says “it’s a garbage can not a garbage cannot” * an effin birds “no” * a “sometimes antisocial always antifascist” sticker with the three arrows, covering up the apple logo * a “choose kindness” sticker * a “gunship” sticker * a “js;dr” sticker * a “protect trans kids” sticker * a purple “trying” sticker * an 11ty sticker
Selfie of yours truly, in front of a white door. I am shirtless, bald, wearing a pair of glasses with thick black circular frames, and I have a very long goatee and moderately long beard on the sides of my face.
Four triangular pieces of seared albacore, arranged in a square, with a rojo chimichurri spooned over the top
A Brussels sprout with weird stuff on it.
A bowl of short rib French onion soup, with a jumbo Gruyère crouton sunk in.