C.A. Pinkham

@eyepatchguy.bsky.social

12171 Followers 881 Following

I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com

A right wing dipshit saying the American Dream belongs only to Americans
The hellbender salamander, aka the yellow-spotted splort gunch
Fulgrim, Primarch of the 3rd
Biscuits and gravy. Like actual biscuits rather than cookies. Look British people you have to understand it’s like of like a savory scone but also not? You guys don’t have an analogue for this. I know that concept is tough for you but this is a totally different thing, it’s not even slightly sweet, it’s basically crispy buttered bread. That’s why putting sausage gravy on it rules. We’re not putting it on cookies. I don’t know how many times I have to explain this
lol remind me of how Ken klippenstein has specifically been weird to you He asked how tall I was and would regularly message me to ask if someone was mad at him or if people liked him or if I liked him It was almost sexual, but not quite... Honestly, if he'd just hit on me it would've been less weird than this Lol just asking how tall you were out of the blue? And yeah that's so, so weird I think that one was headed towards sexual and that he liked tall girls, but he is married so it wasn't more than that Just felt like a fetish question, but he did not go beyond that Plausible deniability Honestly, the asking if I was mad at him as someone who had never met him before and had way fewer followers than him was way weirder
Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social Evelyn Jackson 38m • ... The left's populism is broken. It generates broken candidates. Graham Platner is not a bug. He is a feature. A natural result of being mad at elected Democrats for not being able to avoid the consequences of white people's actions in electing majority Republicans. Plus an obsession with the idea that only white men can fix it. (That part is natural because white men are the drivers of said populism.) 5 2 12:17 PM • Jul 7, 2026 12 likes 3 12 C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social • 28m Absolutely wild to post this when people like Mamdani, Lee, Omar, Valdez, and Lander exist • ••
The Nats leading 12-11
Belgium furious over suspension of Balogun ban: It's April Fools' "U.S. players are very fired up' after Balogun news (0:58) Sam Borden Jul 5, 2026, 04:53 PM ET • Like 1.4K SEATTLE -- Belgium coach Rudi Garcia said he thought it was a joke when he first heard news that suspended United States striker Folarin Balogun was cleared to play in its round-of-16 match on Monday, while the Belgian federation announced it was "investigating all potential options" in opposition of FIFA's stunning decision. "I didn't know that at the World Cup, the 5th of July is actually the first of April -- it's April Fools' [Day]," Garcia said at a news conference Sunday.
Dariena from the national aviary
Sybil being absurdly cute, as is her wont
Otto blocking the camera
headline reading "8 years later, it's time to admit Red Dead Redemption 2 is a terrible game"
Atter some 400 pages, he can't say. "If you truly believe human beings everywhere are just as important as those closest to you, then global injustice might start to feel unbearable," he writes early on. "You may even become willing to sacrifice yourself—or your family—to help people on the other side of the world." As the subject of that sacrifice, Ayers Dohrn is trapped between two possibilities: the first is that none of it was worth it, that his parents were monsters who defaced his childhood for nothing. The second is that it was all worth it, that his birth did not herald the beginning of his parents' world, and that his life was not the central fact of theirs. Of course both possibilities are unbearable. Thus his ambivalence.
I ain’t reading all that meme
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 20h The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto Vl. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called 'Circuit Titty'. "They've done it" I think. I begin to weep. 22 $ 435 2.4K ... Dave @davesbeerreport.bsky.social "the greatest art humanity has ever done"? come on! I love video games but it absolutely will not be the greatest piece of art ever created by humanity. The game will slightly lag on launch day and Youtubers will give it 6/10.
Tim Robinson “you sure about that?”
I am apparently Greta Thunberg
Energyscholar @energyscholar.bsky.social • 4h What I see is a boosted post. COVID was the worst tyranny of our lifetime. Many allowed fear & brainwashing to dominate their thinking, very much like what happened in Nazi Germany in the 1930s. Historical segregation is always based on fear. Just as it was in this case. 8 .•. C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social • 4h How many people were purged from the Vancouver ghetto as part of the COVID era my guy 31 • • • Energyscholar @energyscholar.bsky.social • 3h I have no idea. I wasn't in the Vancouver ghetto. Didn't even know Vancouver had a ghetto. What's the answer to your question? @ 2 ฿ 1 贝 C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social • 3h It didn't, lam making fun of you for comparing my family's deaths and also Jim Crow to people who don't want to get an ouchy boo boo shot bc it makes them poop their diapies 2 41 •••
A graph that indeed shows centrists as the most common ideology in the UK as long as you subdivide both the right and left into “very, fairly, and slightly” categories
A caution wet floor sign that someone has written “hort” on
Evil Kermit meme
By Brian Phillips Nov. 25, 2025, 12:36 pm EST • 15 min There's no way around it. If you read this article, you are going to have to imagine Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the United States secretary of health and human services, having an absolutely eyeball-melting orgasm. You're going to have to imagine a sweaty, leathery man in his early 70s, the scion of the celebrated Kennedy political dynasty, bellowing like a Spartan as his body yields to the sweet, sweet release. Knees buckling. Sinews straining. What does it sound like when RFK Jr. bellows? I'll go out on a limb and say it's gritty. His normal speaking voice is basically a garbage disposal. When the big one hits, it must be like tossing a fork in.
You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway. 12:39 AM • Jun 15, 2026 & Everybody can reply 767 reposts 211 quotes 3.3K likes 144 saves 90 10 978. 3.3K ••• Sarah ZO @sarahz.bsky.social • 1d @ladyemily.nebula.tv 39 Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social • 1d What they were replying to: Sweet Los Sweet Lo's Ice Cream @sweetlosicecream.bsky.social I got fired from my first job, Subway, for putting too many toppings on people's sandwiches. Now I have my own ice cream business and put as many inclusions as I want in my and other people's ice cream. Full circle moment. #icecream #smallbusiness #smallbiz #ididthat #homemadeicecream #yummy 12:32 PM • Jun 14, 2026 Everybody can reply
Thinking about how I was told, once, that the original myth of the zombie was rooted in fear of personhood being so stripped from enslaved people that even death wasn't an escape from servitude. Just a useful body without a soul, working for the benefit of an infinite greed. Picture of Tupac in stranger than Heaven
"You know Jews put Jesus on a crucifix?"
CAMILLA TOMINEY I'm middle class, Right-wing and furious. Does my lived experience' not count?
Poll about how Canadians love their neighbors and I’ve just got a pop in that Claude Lemieux died
I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards
TOS title card and it’s the opening to Moby Dick
Voyager title card with “Reg Barclay’s Barely-Disguised Fetish”
DS9 title card and it says “F Troop”
TNG episode card and the episode title is “The Gang Does Some Fucked Up Stuff to a Bolian”
A Jewish guy with I think a cello with the text “[klezmer music stops]”
An anime girl pointing with the text “I’m going to run after you like a lowland gorilla and show you why god fears the devil”
Hitler saying “I agree”
Reconstructionist reacting to a disc horse bot post in a way I honestly can’t describe in words bc I don’t fully understand it
Mr Mine: "Because he was definitely banging Ash's mom, and I mean, #goals."
The LeBron and jr smith picture where LeBron absolutely cannot believe what the fuck just happened
Freedom Fighters 2003 video game poster
A bunch of shitty people (CEOs) are accompanying Trump to China
Elon musk and Kanye and the text reads “listen up liberal, my wife left me”
A grilled cheese on good sourdough
The burger king logo and it says "Call me Ishmael" and then the tagline text is the literal entire first chapter of Moby Dick
Jasmine Persephone Jupiter's racism and dehumanisation also extends to the South East Asian community where she called 'Topo Wresniwiro,' an Indonesian Reform candidate a "literal Samurai" (a Japanese warrior). Whilst Topo Wresniwiro is a part of the egregious far-right hate group known to spew racist rhetoric, it is inexcusable to weaponize a literal still image from the movie 'Dr Strange' to misrepresent and mock an individual based on perceived racial characteristics.
Everyone hates AI
Data centers unpopular
Fart sounds Over 1000 farts 1 hour There is a green mushroom cloud (of farts)
Japanese word for credit card is “kurejittokado”
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR T...• @blocke... • 22d Hi 11 $ 565 1K • •• Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol • 55m = He = Him *Y'all hi
Garth from Wayne’s world
A cast iron skillet
A very good grilled cheese
Cans of Palestine orange soda
As their excitement reached fever pitch, I continued driving into the ground a joke I'd been making throughout our journey there. Namely, my repeated insistence that the animals I was most looking forward to seeing were not those typically seen in zoos. "I think I read that they have some pigeons over there," I said with fascinated solemnity, pointing in the exact opposite direction of all the signs blaring more exotic animals directly in front of us. This caused them both to hop on the spot in mock-anger, my daughter screaming in delighted disgust, my son pointing to the zoo map with angry jabs of his finger. "Ah," I said, thanking him. "Yes, you're right. Let's head here instead - that's where they keep their wasp." I kept this up for, oh,
Dr. Camilo Ortiz @DrCamiloOrtiz X.com No parent needs to have "child foods" like sugary cereals or processed chicken nuggets at home to "get their child to eat." For example, you serve them whatever you are eating for dinner. If they don't eat it, that's perfectly fine. Breakfast will be served in 12 hours.
Telltale games like The Walking Dead, Tales from the Borderlands, and The Wolf Among Us proved extremely popular, but overreach and half-cooked projects like Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, and Batman, alongside a growing
The most successful examples of early leavers would be Campo Santo which released the wonderful Firewatch, and Night School Studio that made the exquisite Oxenfree games. However, the most notable post-collapse team is Dramatic Labs, which took more than 20 ex-Telltale devs and went on to create Star Trek: Resurgence.
There are three reasons why the nascent research on Al's impact on the labor market has barely scratched the surface, and why all the important questions about Al's effects on the labor market are still unanswered. → Early research findings on Al's impact on the labor market are inconclusive, weak signals about the future, and only one part of the Al research landscape. → There is an enormous opportunity and need for more research on the relationship between Al and the labor market—and better data.
Press X to doubt meme