EZGames69

@ezgames69.bsky.social

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TASer and Publisher on TASVideos.org. Runs @tasnocontext.bsky.social Leftist. Opinions are my own.

Japanese Commercial for Wario World with the narrator saying "Nintendo Gamecube"
Post from /u/iliketodrawsillstuff on the subreddit /r/thomastheplankengine Title: "dreamt that i was married to a sapient shark and was very much in love with him" The image is of a girl with a blue dress in a lab coat wearing a pink hijab and glasses, smiling and blushing next to an image of a shark in a marine biology tank. Body post: "In the dream, I was a researcher at this SCP type marine biology research facility. And i was married to one of the specimens i worked with, which was a physically very average shark, but he was sapient and hyperintelligent, and could speak, read, comprehend what was being spoken, all of that. I remember being very much in love with him too, and if I recall correctly he had a low and very soothing voice. Maybe that's one of the reasons why I liked him so much"
Screenshot of The Swedish Chef's Wikipedia page saying his first appearance was "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence"
Quacksilver doing a blindfold run of Crab Rave on Rift of the Necrodancer at SGDQ 2026
Mario
DVD and BluRay copy of Nirvana the Band The Show the movie
Hank Hill and his friends staring at the hood of a Truck
Big Boy 4014 passing through a crowd of people.
God Peed
My new Toy Yoda
Game covers for the Gameboy game "Avenging spirit". The Japan and European release features a cute ghost character with some of the enemies in the background. The American release is of a guy with a Tommy gun looking angry and shooting it.
Teacher looking at a computer screen saying "Holy Moly"
Man
Tops friendly Market store but the T is faded out so it just looks like it says "Ops"
Aiba as Dickbutt
Link warps up into the Yiga clan hideout and immediately nopes out of it.
CBS News Mornings headline "DOCTOR USING SIDE HUSTLE TO PAY BACK STUDENT LOANS"
Three dolls on a store shelf with a sign that says "Probably NOT Haunted Dolls!!!"
Holding a Masterlock M15
@whatsthisidonteven 3y ago Watching Dan Olson speedrun some bad game noone's ever heard of is kinda like going to the most expensive luxury restaurant and ordering a hotdog. I'm willingly getting garbage, but goddamn is the presentation incredible
The "2 button choice" meme but with Sega Genesis "A" "B" "C" buttons as the choices.
"The End" screen from Super Mario 64. Mario says "Thank you so much a-for-to playing my game-a".
Me holding a Sega Genesis Model 1.
4chan post about Harry Potter. "It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle. Lots of people complain about the anti-climactic ending, but really I don't think it could any other way. I'd like to imagine that there's some alternate universe where Rowling actually believed in something and Harry was actually built up as anti-Voldemort he was only hinted as being in the beginning of the books. Where he's opposes all the many injustices of the wizarding world and determines to change their frequently backwards, insular, contradictory society for the better, and forms his own faction antithetical to the Death Eaters and when he finally has showdown with Voldy, Harry surpasses by adopting new methods, breaking the rules and embracing change and the progression of history. While Voldemort clings to an idyllic imaging of the past and the greatest extent of his dreams is to become the self-appointed god of a eternally stagnant Neverland. Harry has embraced the nossibility of a shining future and so can overcome the selfimposed limit Voldemort could never cross, and Voldemort is ultimately defeated by this But that would require a Harry that believed in something, and since Rowling is a liberal centrist Blairite that doesn't really believe in anything, Harry can't believe in anything. Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures the absurd charade the wizarding world outs un to enforce their own self-segregation corrupted and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism, so on and so forth. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only racism against half-bloods). In Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she's treated as some kind of ridiculous Soapbox Sadie. For opposing chattel s/avery. In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemo and firiends only ever fight for…
Literally just Green color
Package for a disposable Super Mario 64 camera and binoculars. The Nintendo 64 logo is on both items.
Draw me a dog and a cat sword fighting
Photo of the sunset at the chinati hot springs pool
Poster for Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie.
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
Box for Hamilton Beach smoothie blender, notice the dents on the box.
Israel Epstein (20 April 1915 - 26 May 2005) was a Polish-born Chinese journalist. Epstein was one of the few foreign-born Chinese citizens of non-Chinese origin to become a member of the Chinese Communist Party.
Meme showcasing the states of Video game emulators. First being NES & SNES emulation above a picture of Mickey Mouse at Disney world. Second being Nintendo 64 (N64) emulation of Micky Mouse in some creepy basement looking rough. Third being Game Cube and Wii emulation, back to Micky Mouse in Disney World.
"thats against school code"
Cat going Huh
Screenshot from the Bad Bunny Halftime Show with autogenerated subtitles. "You used to piss me off, now I'm pissing"
"What do they call you?" Shaw asked The Terminal List star. "Pratt?" "Yep. Pratt. CP. You know, CP. 'Hey, CP." Pratt, or CP, answered. "But no one calls me Chris. My friend, Chad. I went golfing with my friend, Chad, my pastor the other day and he was like, 'No one calls you Chris? I'm gonna call you Chris. Alright, Chris. You're up.' And I was like, 'No, it feels weird. It's not my name. Don't call me Chris."
Seattle SeaHawks tweet saying Chris Pratt is at the game but the caption is "CP IS IN THE BUILDING"
Broccoli
"Those who make Peaceful Revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable." -John F. Kennedy
Shmagel breakfast sandwich from Sheetz
Waow (based based based based based)
Semi-Trucks crashed into each other in a snow storm with the caption "FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY"
Screenshot of a Tweet by EZGames69 tagging the 3DGifDubstep account with a video of a guy doing construction work in tune to a dubstep track.
Picture of an LED billboard near the road that not only has dead lights on the bottom part, but the computer meant to display ads crashed and is in recovery mode.