Internet Hedgehog 🦔


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A hedgehog in Tokyo. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
 End-user programming believer. 
 日本語OK https://ezhik.jp https://mastodon.social/@Ezhik

crow stuffing its mouth with fries
video showing fabien sanglard's "a dock that finally wales up reliably" post leading to a 404 in my rss reader
an apple store employee holding a powerbook to be sent off for recycling
marisa: bro reimu: you just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago don't call me bro marisa: ... marisa: babe
An alignment chart with four people. Intelligent, Bad taste: Warren Buffett Intelligent, Good taste: Michel Foucault Not intelligent, Bad taste: Elon Musk Not intelligent, Good taste: ?
i just wanna grill for god's sake
surface duo running windows 11 showing that it has gestures to move windows across the two screens
a surface duo running android connected to an external monitor showing windowing with a windows 10-like desktop environment
google didn't find anything when i googled google
ELECOM TK-FBP-017E
low quality image of steve jobs delivering the macworld san francisco 2001 keynote. the slide just says "Sex"
Shipping: Does not ship to Japan. Located in: Japan, Japan
cover for francis fukuyama's hit book "everything was better in the nineties and the last man"
my score is 0.0023
A screenshot of a tiny SwiftUI window. Hammerspoon Lua code is in the background, showing a little SwiftUI-like DSL in use, demonstrating that it's got reactive values
interacting with an inline kanban board in an obsidian note, which is just markdown under the hood
Twin Peaks title but it's capitalized normally
A Surface Go 2. It's got that gray alacantra keyboard in US ANSI. There's a Surface Slim Pen laying next to it. The screen shows some specs: 256GB SSD/8GB RAM/m3-8100Y CPU. The UI's in Japanes, if you really care about that.
autocorrect betrayed me and replaced the correct spelling of 'its' with the incorrect one. oh god oh fuck.
Bonnie Blue Breaks Record for Having Unprotected Sex With 4 Men Adult content creator Bonnie Blue broke a world record by having unprotected sex with about 4 men in an event
Subete ga F ni Naru Ending Credits
a fox in a slightly dreamy, snowy landscape, looking at me while making a fox noise
"Two Alien Hedgehogs" by Greg Stones
looking up desire drive and finding under your spell - desire (from the hit 2011 nicolas winding refn movie drive). ryan gosling is in the thumbnail. omg ryan gosling hi :)
Claude: Alright, let me check what's actually happening in early 2026. Claude: Holy shit.
DID YOU KNOW? Gabe Newell.
quacksune miku on the duckduckgo dot com
my 2026 word is bougie
Friendship ended with THE CLOUD Now MANOUSOS is my best friend
a tiny smol moleskine notebook with a keychain, laying on top of a wrapped pocked-sized moleskine ruled notebook.
a youtube search for "surface duo". the results are completely irrelevant to the query.
Inglourious Basterds character Major Hellstrom looking at three fingers
"Safari" would like to paste from "Safari" Do you want to allow this?
baby kitten goes oughghghgh oogoghghgohohoougughgh h hoooough oough gogouhgogogughggogogo h oough
a lil hedgehog (plushie) typing on a psion 5mx
a swiftui window running in hammerspoon using a swift function bridged into lua
calling native.string.split with 123 as the argument and getting an error showing that a string was expected as an argument rather than a number
a screenshot showing hammerspoon executing the `native.string.split` function to split the string "hello world i am a hedgehog" into { "hello", "world", "i am a hedgehog" }. in the background, the source code to that function, showing that it was written in swift rather than in lua
kagi search results for 'used suzuki swift'
A poster with a plushie bear train conductor. She says, "Call me Urara-chan". Next to her, a smaller bear: "And this is Go-kun" Japanese text below them: "うららちゃん　 ３,３００円"
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
megamind says NO BENCHES?
an iphone held up next to a docomo cell tower. the iphone is on docomo and has full reception.
sign that says strawberry. there is a big strawberry in the background and buildings, one with lots of red signs, and another reflecting it in its windows
three hedgehogs with decreasing levels of chonk being held
hedgehogs on a night time wildlife camera just shuffling around
Elon Musk's Favorite Game Is Getting Remastered 25 Years Later The game is Ricochet by Valve Software
A meme template showing a Kotaku post headline reading "Elon Musk's Favorite Game Is Getting Remastered 25 Years Later" with the thumbnail empty, ready to be filled with something funny.
A COMPUTER CAN BE HELD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST BE GIVEN hugs and kissed
firefox in kde on a surface duo, playing bad apple, smoothly and with sound
surface duo showing a dual-screen layout for bluesky
two surface duos sitting on a think pad. the left one is running android, the right one is running windows.
Surface Duo unfolded, running Windows 11. Top screen shows a winver with a Firefox window playing "Andromeda Andromeda" in the background. The bottom screen shows a neowofetch for WSL.
Andromeda Andromeda playing on a Surface Duo (get it?)
A Surface Duo, showing its OOTB setup screen.
powerbook g4 running photoshop cs2
it will be 38 degrees celsius in and around tokyo tomorrow
teto sticker
a fxtec pro 1x, running debian
bad apple playing on a gemini pda. it's choppy as hell. a total mess. the fxtec pro1x in the background is not fucking it up.