💀Ezra🍔

@ezra.solutions

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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"

a set list: E - Clemency for the Wizard King Charlie Sheen D - Harlem Roulette G - Shallow Grave E - You Or Your Memory Cm - Need More Bandages D - You Were Cool - I V ii IV --solo break-- E - White Cedar C - Genesis 3:23 C - The Diaz Brothers F# - Fishing Boat, but crossed out and replaced with Armies Of The Lord (this was a correct substitution i think) A - Cry for Judas G - First Blood B flat - Amy AKA Spent Gladiator 1 No Children This Year
A Google TV home page showing a preview image of Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in Passengers with the synopsis text: "the filmmaker highlights Iran's hidden realities as taxi passengers reveal their true selves. From sexual queries to playful impressions..."
the tar cat from Death Stranding 2. Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny. Kojima would have made it with one eye if the idea had occurred to him
A black cat with one eye and a sort of shocked expression in a cardboard box, looking just past the camera.
A crusty old oscilloscope. Notably it says "14019 Federal Property" on it.
A refrigerated case at a grocery store with a sign that says "TRY THESE NEW FISH ITEMS PLEASE!!!"
A thumbs down in front of the logo at the ATT headquarters in Dallas
a great-tailed grackle being an absolute diva
an MS Paint drawing of a crosshair in a circle with some rainbow-colored jagged lines in it
a poster for the movie, and i am not shitting you, "i can only imagine 2." like, a sequel to the movie about a CCM hit. what the fuck
The icons for the Pokemon TCG app and Umamusume: Pretty Derby, both rendered in a low contrast, blue monochrome.
an ad for HBO Max showing a disheveled-looking Dr. Robby from (HBO's The Pitt) and a glowing Superman (from Superman) next to each other. Copy below the images reads: "Heroes by Day and by Night / Whether fighting monsters on the streets of Metropolis or racing against the clock in the ER, these two remind us of the best humanity has to offer."
"It Only Tuesday"
an email preview with the subject: "In Madison and Dane County, where our neighbors and friends..." and the preview "obviously, skin color doesn't denote and proclivity to committing a crime. Racial profiling is always wrong. With that in mind..."
A boxed cat tree called "Dark Tower"
A handmade paper sign posted to a wall that reads "Sold out of Banh Mi"
A wide shot of a rock concert stage washed in blue light
a white t-shirt depicting a bunch of cherry tomatoes with little red protrusions coming from them in front of a cloud. the shirt reads "The Cherry Tomato Boys" above the image, and "Espanola New Mexico" below it. In a yellow circle at a jaunty angle it says "Once it's between the bread it's all the same." The A24, Online Ceramics and The Curse logo are also surrounding the image.
a picture taken from inside a barn of a dog staring into the door from a good distance away, half-obscured by shadow
a web modal that says "Learn Astro with James Q Quick / Build your first site with 35 interactive (capital-S) Scrimba lessons"
an email from "Atlassian Customer Success" whose subject is "Your Confluence Instance Needs You"
A wall cloud over a school
A black cat with one eye pointed at the camera, standing on a sink in a bathroom, surrounded by rainbows cast against the tiles behind it.
A video of a lawn and parking lot (and some of a very dead cactus), where hailstones are bouncing around in the grass.
chat messages which read: "I am genuinely so happy that you're my husband / Anyway gotta go fuck some buckets or whatever"
A black and white cat in the foreground, head poking out from a laundry basket, is watching Southland Tales on the TV in the foreground.
a screenshot of a weather radar app currently displaying southern wisconsin. the storm has probably the biggest hail core i've ever seen indicated by the reflectivity going nearly into the "this is snow you're looking at" scale
A glass divider etched with the text: OUR CORE VALUES ACHIEVE as a team BUSHIDO CREATE ecstatic customers DIAMONDS not coal ENERGY that inspires FOUNDATIONS foremost LAUGH often it is contagious
O'Sullivan's ostensible opponent Ding, looking forlornly at the table he isn't going to get a chance to touch
A AA battery labeled "BURSTO"
The ribs at the top of the Oculus at the World Trade Center. Buildings across the street to the left are lit bright orange in the sunset. A building to the right is dark, nearly completely unlit. The buildings frame the moon in a clear blue sky.
A man in a purple suit takes a picture of a woman in a cutout
A circle of six people sitting on the ground in the middle of a dirt road. each has their own whole-ass hookah. Cloud looks disapprovingly at the ground next to them.
A crowd at a show, with blue light washing a stage. The album art for the album Set Yourself On Fire is on the back wall of the stage.
An enamel pin of Pop Team Epic's Popuko and Pipimi as characters from the game Sally Face (which I had never heard of before right now)
An action figure box, labeled "GIANT GRIFTER"
A framed advertisement, mostly in Greek, where a lady in an old fashioned dress and vest gestures to a herd of goats in a pastoral scene, gentle hills in the background. The lady is holding a box, and red block text at the top of the image reads "BOYTYPO"
Spread across both pages, with vellum on the right, is the bottom half of the console centered at the top and the top half of the console centered on the bottom. In the middle of the left page is a very small picture of the console, which says "OBSESSION II | Unbounded Inspiration. Unconditional Power."
A pair of gray pages with a white circle in the middle. On the left reads "SPECIFICATIONS | ACCESSORIES." On the right is a picture of the console in black and white from the top, front, both sides, and rear."
On the left is a detail shot of more faders, curving upwards, under the text "an obsession with SPEED." On the right, more detail shots, including more faders and a box also made of brushed aluminum in amber light. The text here reads "Professional time and patience is precious. Obsession is fast - wickedly fast. With its cutting edge Pentium processor, Obsession II frees the user to spend critical rehearsal time lighting, not waiting. Because we have spent countless hours watching top lighting designers in action, we understand the importance of speed. Obsession works the way lighting designers think. By using an intuitive and familiar command syntax, Obsession significantly reduces the time taken to program the most complex shots. Obsession II is a team player. ETC's exclusive Multiuser function means conventional and moving lights can be programmed simultaneously, on separate consoles, while the Lighting Designer works at the production table. At the same time, up to eight electricians can access circuits around the stage via handheld remotes. This means your lighting team works smoothly, swiftly, and efficiently, saving on valuable production time."