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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social

Twitter user posts a screenshot from The Return of the King of the hobbits drinking at a bar, along with the text "There's a scene at the end of The Return of the King where the hobbits are sitting at their local bar. Only they know what they accomplished. They quietly sip their beers while the rest of the Shire goes about their business like nothing ever happened. ... Glinner quote tweets saying: Also, in real life, you know some of those hobbits got raped.
Joe Biden doing a cool walk while wearing sunglasses. The text says "Doctors be like: you have dementia. Bitch I don't remember asking."
"What?" - Joe Biden
On the left is Negro Matapacos, famous riot dog from Chile, captioned "Died 2017". Next is Commander Biden, Biden's old german shepherd that kept biting secret service agents, captioned "Born 2021" Below that is text saying "Welcome Back, Negro Matapacos"
First Panel: Bart Simpson about to hit a bathing Homer Simpson with a chair. Homer is labelled "The Moroccans in 859". Bart is labelled "The Vikings in Nekor" Second panel is Homer about to hit a bathing Bart with a chair. Homer is labelled "Barbary Corsairs in 1627". Bart is labelled "The Peeps in Iceland."
smug spongebob showing off his nametag which has a german flag and the words "genocide expert"
Parody comic of the Kool-Aid man A panicked looking Kool-Aid man says: That was Flavor-ade man! The inquiry said so! ...The mass suicide... All those dead children... I promise you, I had absolutely nothing to do with it! Absolutely nothing at all!
men in LA ...... get off ur phones & stop becoming influencers.... we need GAFFERS ❕❕❕these shows dark as HELL i cant see SHIT 😭😭😭
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""""stardew valley"""" is pastoralist wehrbauer propaganda. when you play it, heidegger smiles, and his greatest disciple, adolf hitler, smiles with him.
tweet by US Senator Chuck Grassley on 2024-09-13. "Soybean mature stage not soft and green NOW SOYBEANS HARD AND BROWN getting close to harvesting #soybeanwatch" Below is an incredibly blurry photo of the soybeans, presumably the fossil took the photo himself and didn't know how to do the focus properly
discord screenshot of a tweet because I'm not going on that site x/twitter user hellspatisserie posts: """"Stardew Valley"""" is pastoralist Wehrbauer propaganda. When you play it, Heidegger smiles, and his greatest disciple, Adolf Hitler, smiles with him.
edit of an Adventures of the Bailey School Kids titled "Dracula Doesn't Fuckin' Play". Principal drac kicks a dodgeball clean out of a kid's hands
parody of the America First logo reading Amerikkka Last
the infamous George W Bush "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" image
some bot account that according to the labeller, has unfollowed 500+ people yesterday, made over 100 replies yesterday, unfollowed 1000+ in the last month and replies over 20 times per day on average
During sentencing today Local Court Judge Gareth Christofi said Talbot had received "extra-curial punishment" in the form of social media commentary. The court heard social media users had threatened him, his partner and his young daughter, which "severely compromised his mental wellbeing". "[Talbot received] a good deal of public shaming and [it has] taken a mental toll on his family" Judge Christofi said. "The commentary was abusive and inaccurate."
Map captioned "ALTERNATIVE FÜR DEUTSCHLAND" It is without germany, and has france, the netherlands, poland, czechia and austria expanded into where germany once was
Australian scientists caught the elusive creatures on video during an expedition to the Tonga Trench in 2024, aboard the R/V Dagon.
incomprehensible military diagram. beam called Human Nature goes through a magnifying glass called Context of Violent Political Conflict. The now focused beam is called Nature Of War, and goes onto a glass pyramid labelled Time & A Dynamic Universe, where it is refracted into a gradient called Characters of War
Screenshot of a silver age Superman comic where Superman is rubbing his hands on his face and Jimmy Olsen has a mind control device. There is also a thought bubble where Superman has snapped a wing off an anchor. The dialogue is edited as such: As Superman Explains... You've been weren't when you learned you off that Jimmy with a when Jimmy to Jimmy I snapped Jimmy that Jimmy with "J"* for Jimmy! I Jimmy you that Jimmy letter Jimmy forming "J" Jimmy "J" the Jimmy "J"! * Lois Lois Lane. "L" in Lois Lane and Perry in Lois Used Lois "P" in Lane and "L" Lois Lane and Perry
As a university student, Katter pelted the Beatles with rotten eggs during their 1964 tour of Australia, declaring in a later meeting with the band that he undertook this as "an intellectual reaction against Beatlemania".
militants in a bright red single cab 80s hilux. in the sizable tray is a salvaged helicopter rocket pod, a guy carrying an RPG-7 rocket launcher, and a DShK 12.7mm heavy machine gun facing backwards.
lori lightfoot: "feeling fine". She has the eyebags of someone who hasn't slept in a week, and has a gaze so weary and unfocused you'd think she'd somehow fought in iwo jima for an entire decade
Australia mentioned
autism creature showing you a thing because they love you
Flag of the Northern Territory
steam controller box
xbox gender explosion. there's some real ball knowing with the flags represented here, many which I don't know. I'll post what I recognise. Lesbian pride, MLM pride, bisexual pride, Genderqueer pride, Pansexual pride, Trans pride, progress pride, intersex pride, Asexual pride, nonbinary pride, progress pride with intersex circle and BIPOC pride.
Casio Calculighter, the calculator that is also a lighter
rudy giuliani at a trump rally saying "there's no place in america the president shouldn't be able to cum" followed by the "keanu is horny" music
that photo of former victorian premier dan andrews talking on a mobile phone while in china
The above text except with the dark souls YOU DIED font saying DISCORD SUBPOENAED
IGN'S BIGGEST MOVIES RELEASING IN 2019 WATCHING THE RAID REDEMPTION AT 3AM AGAIN
WHEN YOU PLUNDER BIWEEKLY Week One: BOOTY GALORE! Week Two: WEEVIL HARDTACK
that meme about those clickbait thumbnails of china's imminent economic collapse, but it's about lula's Brazil's economic success where every thumbnail has a happy lula $300B JUST APPEARED 29 DAYS (stock ticker going up) IT'S STARTED A NATION ON THE TOP BANKRUPT IN 27 DAYS - (cancelled stamp) THINGS WILL END WELL $1 TRILLION HERE 25 DAYS (smug lula) WORKERS ARE SAFE $3.7 TRILLION DOLLAR SUCCESS 7 DAYS (money spread) FINE. $7 TRILLION 0 Days (lula is making heart hands. flaming PT logo) VICTORY $28 TRILLION BLESSING PT HAS RISEN WIN.
WHEN YOU PLUNDER BIWEEKLY Week One: BOOTY GALORE! Week 2: WEEVIL HARDTACK
used copies of Spectrobes for Nintendo DS and Ninja Gaiden 2 for Xbox 360
SOFTWARE TERMINOLOGY, Then and Now. In the "Then" column, it's Application Program Operating System Script Shell Batch File Compiler Daemon Service Game Patch Software In the "Now" column, everything is just "App" In the bottom right is a smug caricature of Steve Jobs, resembling the Xbox 360 Achievements Kid
Poster for Danger 5
key art for Hollow Knight
A scientist in a labcoat and goggles says "I'm testing a new compact teleportation device. You only have to raise it to your face to be instantaneously transported to the alley behind Taco Bell." His wife says "Bob, you're not even a scientist. I want a divorce." Bob immediately starts guzzling from a hip flask. Next panel, bob is lying down in an alleyway. His goggles are bent, his armpits are stained, and his face is full of stubble. He says "phew. close one."
i'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism the image is jacked karl marx in a grey shirt and bright red overalls wielding a hammer and sickle
PAUL K VAN RIPER APOLOGY FORM To: LTGEN (RET) PAUL K VAN RIPPER FROM: DATE: I was convinced in the distant future of 2007 the US Navy would have lasers and railguns. I thought using old-fashioned communication techniques to thwart SIGINT was unfair. I believed that using missile saturation attacks to overwhelm point defence was cheating. I complained it was unsporting for RedFor to turn a work into a shoot and actually win. I was under the impression that using BlueFor ROE to advantage is cheating. I treated re-floating my carriers to preserve training value as a win. I will hereby respect Van Ripper and NOT assume that Persians are backwards scimitar-waving primitives.
the "scraping the barrel" national focus from Hearts of Iron IV, based on the end of war volksturm units where they were using teenagers and granddads as cannon fodder
Samurai Shodown 2019 match. I'm playing Warden, RhinBo is playing Basara. I'm on low health, and RhinBo does his airstall poke. I do Rage explosion, and RhinBo is far enough away that he doesn't get staggered. He's airborne long enough that I have enough time to hit him with an Issen just before he lands, instantly killing him at 70% of his life
A scientist in a labcoat and goggles says "I'm testing a new compact teleportation device. You only have to raise it to your face to be instantaneously transported to the alley behind Taco Bell." His wife says "Bob, you're not even a scientist. I want a divorce." Bob immediately starts guzzling from a hip flask. Next panel, bob is lying down in an alleyway. His goggles are bent, his armpits are stained, and his face is full of stubble. He says "phew. close one."
Eric Adams saying "New York Is The Dublin Of America"
Get-A-Load of this guy cam from wayne's eorld
Bob Katter sitting slouched in his parliamentary chair, looking somewhat pleased. He's got a giant black overcoat over his suit, and completely blacked out aviator sunglasses
the brady bunch intro quickly morphs into the under-night character select screen
Youtube ad I encountered for "The Coach App" entitled "The 6 Stages of Peak" There is a picture of a blonde woman with the focus prominently on her ass. the text reads: IS FEMALE SQUIRTING A MYTH? My man does things in bed that leave me speechless. I'm honestly obsessed. We're all over each other, like six times a day.And it's all thanks to The Coach. Their program taught him real skills with clear, step-by-step guidance. I don't have to fake it anymore.I actually finish first.and more than once. If you want women to feel this way about you, tap the link below. LEARN MORE
On the left, Negro Matapacos, the famous cop-hating dog from chile that became a protest symbol. on the right, commander biden. It is captioned Died 2017 Born 2021 Welcome Back, Negro Matapacos
tom from tom & jerry giving a bleary-eyed stare
photo of an annoyed tuxedo cat captioned "this cannot continue"
muscular karl marx in red overralls and carrying a hammer and sickle. it is captioned: I'M JOINING THE WAR ON AUTISM ON THE SIDE OF AUTISM
Screenshot of Article with the header "Hideki Kamiya says players who spoil Resident Evil Requiem deserve to 'die a thousand deaths' Subheader: KAMIYA DIRECTED RESIDENT EVIL 2, WHICH HE SAYS HAD ITS TWIST SPOILED
While the launch of the Magpies program has upset many fans, ABC Sport understands some members have responded positively
Excerpt from John Barrowman's Wikipedia Page In September 2024, Barrowman revealed that he became depressed, contemplating self-harm and suicide, following the accusations. Three months later, he stated that he had been "blackballed" and work had dried up, but then told Scotland Tonight that he regretted nothing.
tough guy skeleton cowboy overlaid with the text MARTHA IF YOUR READING THIS I STOPPED DRINKING AND DELETED ONLINE POKER