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Lover of illegible usernames. Generally a bad poaster. I sometimes do computer things.

Okay but that's worse is a memorable quote uttered by the character Chidi Anagonye (played by William Jackson Harper) from NBC TV show The Good Place as a retort towards a statement made by main character Eleanor Shellstrop (played by Kristen Bell). This line, as well as its follow-up "You do get how that's worse, right?" came to be used as a reaction image online in the late 2010s and early 2020s.
A Gadsden Flag (dont tread on me) flying below a Blue Lives Matter flag on the same flag pole outside of some home.
Lisa Murkowski, looking off into the middle distance after the last budgetary battle in which the democrats caved and won nothing.
Charlie Brown and Lucy. Lucy pulling the football out from Charlie at the last moment
@dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Bluesky's reply box with a "Are you writing in Arabic?" dialog box present.
Google couldn't confirm you're an adult, so some account settings have changed SafeSearch is on Google may hide explicit content, like pornography, from your search results Personalized ads are off Google won't show you personalized ads Timeline is off Timeline won't automatically save your visits and routes anymore Are you an adult? Verify your age and choose the settings that are right for you
segment of Trump's military parade from June 14th, 2025 where the video feed and overhead announcement thanked their sponsor CoinBase
An ad from Instagram for an ED pill called “ro” which appears to be a pressed pill with a fire motif that looks identical to illegal drugs from the mid 2000s.
The Girl With Big Titties
LeadingReport on twitter joked that Bed Bath And Beyond (a bankrupt company) is closing all of their stores in California for political reasons. @JoprdanUhl replies: "This is just the first domino to fall. Just got off the phone with sombody who said Circuit City is closing all stores in California next week." @AmyMcGrathKY replies to Jordan: "Hey Jordan, Circuit City doesn't have any stores in California....or anywhere for that matter. It's online only. Why are you spreading disinformation?"
The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people.
The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people.
4 panel meme. First is a personified mushroom saying "She is this close to getting it" (it's been edited from the original which was just "he"). The subsequent panels are of the mushrooms pointer finger and thumb which appear to be touching, and each panel is a zoomed in representation of them until a cartoonified electron scanning microscope (which each atom has been personified with a face) image shows two atoms, presumably one from the thumb and one from the pointer finger, just slightly apart from each other.
Tweet from KTHopkins " This is how it feels to be a white conservative woman" with a selfie of the conservative author who taped a yellow target on their own forehead. The reply from user Cherry Juul Pod states: "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
Screenshot of the linked video zoomed into the "Tip the Staff" button.
AQI heatmap with a massive spike surrounding Elko Nevada.
Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune movie
comparison between 8 pin and 6+2 pin pattern
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., January 24, 2019. (Leah Millis/Reuters)
Disclose TV Tweet: JUST IN- U.S.Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36 trillion debt
AGPamBondi on Twitter: "President Trump -- We are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts" as a reply to the screenshot from Trump's Truth Social post: "Based on the rediculous amount of publicity given to Epstein, I have asked Bondi to produce any and all pertinent grand jury testimony, subject to court approval. this scam, perpetuated by the democrats, should end, right now"
"Jared" from Silicon Valley squinting with a confused look on his face.
Short video of a mud dauber wasp building some brownish-tan tubular structures on the face of some reddish bricks Mud dauber wasps look like paper wasps, but with more black markings and a very thin and elongated waist between its thorax and abdomen
A meme thing. “I never unfriend people over politics — a handy guide to understanding my social media behavior” On the left: “examples of political issues” * should we levy another school tax this year? * is the maximum building height for this zone appropriate? * do we need light rail in this city * how much of our state budget should go to road upkeep this fiscal year? On the right: “examples of not political issues”: * are gay people human beings? * should women be paid the same as men? * are nazis bad? * is extortion bad? * are war crimes bad? * Why can’t presidents abuse power? * are Black people bad?
"Did cursors leadership seriously think they could pull a fast one on the most technically sophisticated customer base in software"
Zohran tweet from Nov 22, 1963: "Yo, his brains just exploded"
“Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”
Tweet by @theo (T3.gg): "Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls." "Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian."
Atom And His Package screen print art dated March 19, 2003 by Leia Bell (@goprintgo on IG)
Netanyahu on Fox news.
A Soldier's sweaty, dirty boot following the 8-mile ruck march of the U.S. Army Reserve Best Warrior Competition at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, N.J., June 25. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. 1st Class Ryan C. Matson) https://nara.getarchive.net/media/a-soldiers-sweaty-dirty-boot-following-the-8-mile-80ca5c
Matt Walsh, Charlie Kirk, and Jack Posobiec posting similar "it's time to ban third world immigration" tweets on June 9th, with kirk and jack being actually identical besides trivial punctuation.
Creator of (some bullshit), a genetics aware mate discovery network.
"He was the economic adviser to Ron Paul’s 2008 presidential campaign."
"IceBeast.eth" on Twitter replies to something Elon said with "Brother please this is ultra bad for my coins"
NewsWire Tweet with a reply. NewsWire: "Steve Bannon Calls For Elon Musk to be Deported: NYT" Reply by "CleanTech Reimagined": "On what basis?"
distracted boyfriend meme Boyfriend: "dem leadership" girlfriend: "the left that just want their right to exist" Red shirt girl: "uneducated voters marginalizing trans people and immigrants"
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“Distracted boyfriend” meme. Guy: “Me going through a haunted house” Girlfriend: “cast trying to scare me” Girl: “set detail f/x and lighting”
"Jared gets Stuck in driverless car" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=336sCLKp4Qc
Picture of the 2024 RNC of a large group of people holding "MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW!" signs. Credit: PBS.
Apple News Top Stories 47m ago The curious case of Trump's disappearing media transcripts, who loses out in the GOP megabill — and more of the week's most-read politics stories.
SEC. 110115. MAGA ACCOUNTS. (a) IN GENERAL .—Subchapter F of chapter 1 is amended by adding at the end the following new part: ‘PART IX—MAGA ACCOUNTS ‘‘SEC. 530A. MAGA ACCOUNTS. ‘(a) GENERAL RULE .—A MAGA account shall be exempt from taxation under this subtitle. Notwithstanding the preceding sentence, such account shall be subject to the taxes imposed by section 511 (relating to imposition 791 of tax on unrelated business income of charitable organizations). ‘(b) MAGA ACCOUNT .—For purposes of this section— ‘‘(1) IN GENERAL .—The term ‘money account for growth and advancement’ or ‘MAGA account’ means a trust created or organized in the United States for the exclusive benefit of an individual and which is designated (in such manner as the Secretary shall prescribe) at the time of the establishment of the trust as a MAGA account, but only if the written governing instrument creating the trust meets the following requirements: ‘‘(A) The individual establishing the account shall provide to the trustee the social security number of such individual and of the account beneficiary. ‘‘(B) Except in the case of a qualified rollover contribution described in subsection (e), no contribution will be accepted— ‘‘(i) before January 1, 2026, ‘‘(ii) unless it is in cash, ‘‘(iii) unless the account beneficiary has not attained age 18, and ‘‘(iv) if such contribution would result in aggregate contributions for the taxable year exceeding the contribution limit specified in subsection (c)(1). ‘‘(C) No distribution (other than a distribution of a qualified rollover contribution) will be allowed— ‘‘(i) before the date on which the account beneficiary attains age 18, or ‘‘(ii) in the case of such an account the account beneficiary of which has not attained age 25, if the aggregate distributions from such account exceeds the amount that is 1/2 the cash equivalent value of the account on the date on which the account beneficiary attains age 18.
Time Magazine Article "The Red-State Governor Who's Not Afraid To Be 'Woke'" https://time.com/6206233/spencer-cox-utah-governor-interview/
Lucille Bluth, (played by Jessica Walter), in the “What does a banana cost?” Meme.
The Ubuntu software update window showing on the screen of a Shell (oil company) vehicle charging station display
Screen recording. I asked GPT-4o on DuckDuckGo “give me all of Sean Duffy’s voting record while a member of the US House, which it said would be too time consuming” what the fuck else should an assistant to a search engine give if not comprehensive answers?! I followed that question up with it’s recommendation to visit some websites that track that information with the query “give me a list of websites that track Sean Duffy’s voting record while a member of the house. Of the 4 links, only one of them was actually to Sean Duffy.
Casey Means, the new U.S. surgeon general nominee on twitter in 2021: "Glucose as a molecule has caused more destruction of the human mind and body than any other substance in human history."
Matt Walsh being insufferable about a bronze statue in times square
AirBud Meme: "Aint no rule in this book" "Says there can't be a prison in a national park"
screenshot of a Newsweek article. "The five Democratic Senators who have voted with Trump most often so far are Senator John Fetterman of PA; Jeanne Shaheen of NH; Mark Kelly and Ruben Gallego, both of AZ; and Elissa Slotkin of MI."
Fake The Onion headline "Kristi Noem Reportedly In Talks With Whitehose to Deal With Defense Secretary Signal Leaks"
Google AI Overview for the search string "You can't fuck a rock twice meaning" The phrase "you can't fuck a rock twice" is a vulgar idiom that essentially means you can't be fooled or taken advantage of in the same way more than once. It highlights the idea that a person who has experienced a negative situation or been tricked once will likely learn from the experience and avoid repeating the mistake. Here's a breakdown of the meaning: "Fucking a rock" is a metaphor for doing something pointless, frustrating, and ultimately unproductive. It implies trying something that is clearly not going to work or yield any positive result. "Twice" emphasizes the idea of repeating the same fruitless action. The overall meaning suggests that while you might fall for a trick or make a mistake once, you won't likely be fooled again in the same manner because you've learned your lesson. The phrase "you can't fuck a rock twice" is a vulgar idiom meaning one cannot be fooled or taken advantage of in the same way more than once. It suggests a person who has experienced a negative situation or been tricked once will likely learn from the experience and avoid repeating the mistake. This idiom is considered vulgar and may not be appropriate in all contexts.
Wall Street Journal Screenshot. Headline: "White House Considers Slashing China Tariffs to De-Escalate Trade War" Abstract: "Levies could be cut by more than half in some cases although Trump hasn't yet made final decision."
uBlock Matrix on Firefox showing 99+ (actually around 300) requests for Javascript blocked on a single page load of someone's hosted Substack site.