Peabody McSquints

@failingup.bsky.social

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Do not pre-comply Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.

White guy with a huge head and smallish glasses
Website 82-0, perfect score
Concord Mall -- Delaware's second largest shopping mall
Mayor Mamdani says he has seen the video of kids throwing snowballs and urges people not to do that
Tweet from Richard Hanania Literally decades of investigations across the world, they can’t find anyone to arrest in Epstein world. So they get Prince Andrew for sharing trade secrets. They’re going to comb through all his email now and see whether any of these people have an unpaid parking ticket to charge them with.
President Obama putting a medal around the neck of Tom Homan
From Fox News: Portland police chief tearfully confirms 2 shot in CBP shooting had suspected TdA ties
Skeet from Tom Nichols saying that "my problem with Carol is that she thinks she has a lead into fixing all this, and then sits around griping. I'd be doing something, but that's just me."
Cute little guy made out of stuffed shirt and jeans, with a red scarf.
The Costco Serrano ham
A train ad promoting an advertising partnership between the New York Jets and parmigiano reggiano
Our nation is entering a new age of technology. Artificial Intelligence, cryptocurrencies, and the ever-increasing scams that use these tools to take advantage of Americans are not going away. Who hasn't received a text about undeliverable packages, toll fines, or past due tickets? Criminals have even used AI to create fake phone calls using the voices of loved ones to scam Americans out of their money. As an individual with deep technical experience working to secure data and keep Americans safe, I hope to deliver meaningful bills to help protect Americans against these increasing threats. I also hope to revitalize CISA which this administration has gutted
The side of a truck, it says "to speak with the chicken chickenman get info to..."
Human garbage dressed in all black with "ICE" written on his chest
My cat is wearing a toilet paper roll, babushka style
An advertisement for an event called 'evening of 100 fingers"
The smuggest college professor you've ever seen
A glaciers that looks like a coochie
Pink hat, says "pupu"
Heavily balding guy in a rugby jersey
Catsimidatis, Paterson, and some other bald goon behind a microphone. Text says "former governor David Paterson wants anti-Mamdani candidates to unite, then sacrifice themselves"
Screenshot of the New York's Finest podcast from the episode where they hosted Zohran
Eric Adams finding coke in a babydoll
Jack Donaghy meme "that's Mamdani we count those"
Larry King asks "what the fuck did I do?"
Larry King
Headline about the Boulder attack suspect stating that he had USAID paperwork in his car
Punisher Skull made of the Austism Speaks puzzle pieces
Sam Cooke's Twistin' The Night Away, designed to capitalize on the appeal of The Twist
Haus of Decline character says "great"
Guy with no neck
A thick necked man says "not great"
Trump presides over a mountain of fast food during Clemson football's visit to the White House.
Very long mozzarella stick with a knife in it and side of dipping sauce
Article from Foxnews.com stating that "McDonald's is adding a crispy brand-new item to its US menu, and it's permanent." At the bottom it says "3 minute read"
NYTimes headline: CEO choked man who danced barefoot of cruise ship, U.S. says
From an op-ed in the NYT "Of course we’ve had protests, with Jews on both sides of them. Some of the students having grown up in communities of like-mindedness are surprised there is more than one side of an issue. In some cases, that is enough to awaken their anxieties."
CNN headline: Trump's assault on elites encompasses almost every aspect of US life
Michael Strain looks like an adult baby
Texas Rangers hat that says "tetas"
Classic tweet about a large boulder the size of a small boulder
Promotional poster for Essity. Eagles mascot is teaching a child proper hand-washing techniques.
Cat with gray head and white tummy, standing in his bed next to a plastic skeleton with a barrister wig
Dan Bongino looking like an absolute freak
Michelin Man saying "eat shit, ya fuckin' beanbrains"
Jordan Mailata holding his shoulder pads and helmet
Picture from the NYT of Brian Driscoll, the acting chair of the FBI. He has facial hair that kind of makes him look like Captain Jack Sparrow and is doing a Jim Halpert-style facial expression.
From the NYT, Schumer says, "We are picking the most important fights and lying down on the train tracks on those fights."
Excerpt from the NYT. Senator Schumer says "We are picking the most important fights and lying down on the train tracks on those fights."
A duolingo exercise. The answer is "most of my friends are way and lesbian"
A man is cooking a pig in a shopping cart at an Eagles tailgate.
NYT article: Biden will commute sentences of nearly 2,500 drug offenders
Still from the Flintstones Fruity Pebbles rap song
Excerpt from Times coverage of the LA fires. One of the people who died was trying to defend his home with a garden hose.
Food that looks very much like dookies
A clip from an NYT article quoting Kathleen Kenney, who runs a sword-fighting school in KC, MO.
Ad that says "Walmart shoppers going nuts for these Haring Aids"
Rick Moranis from Spaceballs in the bigass helmet