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Baltimore MD | he:him:his | Moody, Standard and Poor

A black cat with only the faintest shred of white showing lies upright in an open windowsill, behind which a large holly bush can be seen. The cat is staring directly at the camera because she cannot cooperate.
The actual verbiage isn't important, it's a text message trying to encourage me to vote Republican in the promises to protect a Maryland county where i don't live from the horrors of Unions and boys in girl's bathrooms
A close up of a human hand, except it's mangled in the way only a digital artist with extreme hallucinations could manage
It's a hell of a nice day at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, the best stadium in baseball
Deltron 3030 tour poster displaying their headlining dates and other dates supporting Gorillaz
A Keeley compressor guitar pedal, rebranded as the "Cat-Comp Compuressor+" in a sparkling green color with a b/w cat face drawing below the footswitch.
Black cat with white toe "socks" cleans her feet while lying sideways on top of a plastic bin
A blackwork tattoo design featuring a cat lighting a bowl protruding from the body of a large fish. Smoke emanates from the mouth of the cat and that of the fish.
A mostly-black cat sits inside a deteriorating Amazon box that is just slightly too small for her frame
An aging gen-xer standing in front of the doorway to the Gettysburg Hospital
A light blue T-shirt with a rendition of the famous photo of billionaire scumbag Elon Musk smoking weed on the Joe Rogan podcast, captioned "DOGE Department of Ganja Efficiency"
Omar. The Wire. "Oh, indeed."
A screenshot from the Feedback page of the Baltimore Banner newspaper, where instead of a simple form submission it directs the reader "To contact our newsroom, email us at tips@thebaltimorebanner.com"
Baltimore music mainstay Skizz Cyzyk preps to play with yet another band
Set list from the Baltimore Metro Gallery EMF show
Flyer for Charm City Stomp! an all-day surf/garage/caveman rock & roll shindig from 12pm - 10pm on Saturday May 16 at Peabody Heights Brewery. Lineup (loosely) includes: Noon: Flying Faders & Apollo 66 230ish: Garage Sale, Bali Lamas, Ubangis 430ish: Monsters From the Surf, Go Dog Go, Lonely Teardrops 7sih: ZOCKO! and TarantinosNYC Also featuring interstitial music from DJ Skizz Cyzyk, DJ CCow, DJs Surf & Turf, DJ BuMpenstein and DJ El Suprimo.
Pew Research chart showing % of US adults who say they use varous social media apps, going as follows: Youtube 84% Facebook 71% Instagram 50% Tiktok 37% WhatsApp 32% Reddit 26% Snapchat 25% Twitter 21% Threads 8% Bluesky 4% Truth Social 3%
Drawing of a small and for-some-reason pink potato captioned "I am a tiny potato and I believe in you, YOU CAN DO THE THING"
Mr. Miles mthrfckn'-Kind-of-Blue Davis holding his trumpet and staring into the camera lens
A flyer advertising a fundraiser for the sandlot ball team the Baltimore Hellbirds, Friday April 24th from 7-11pm at Peabody Heights Brewery. The flyer has a mohawked baseball wearing flame-decal sunglasses and includes: 50/50 raffle, live band, silent auction, drag & burlesque, and fresh oysters. The classic movie Major League will be screened.
Bluesky status account can't spell 'regions'
Album cover to the 1976 ZZ Top record "Tejas"
The "trending" widget on bluesky.app, showing that our top 5 trending topics are 1. JD Vance 2. NCAA Basketball 3. Wolverines 4. CM Punk 5. Trump
A turtle climbs up from the track around a Baltimore City lake, headed for the lake but blocked by a fence it won't be able to fit through without help
Instagram photo description containing the presale ticket code for a big show in Baltimore at the end of May
A recently-created squirrel climbing to the corner of a house
A cold case full of differently-colored and flavored cans of an energy drink named "Hell."
Video game screenshot depicting an Explorer-type spacecraft with an extended upright wing on the right and no wing on the left, at the top the ship's name is One Armed Scissor
An advertisement for the Mekons USA 2026 tour date at the Ottobar in Baltimore MD
The second panel of the Simpsons "worst xxxx so far" meme, with Homer saying "Lousiest Smarch weather _so far_"
It's Strong Sad, the saddest Strong brother from the Homestar Runner cartoon website
Mrs. Betty Bowers' patreon header image, "The gospel according to Betty" where she has given herself the nickname "America's Best Christian."
A grocery cart with three empty palm leaf wrap containers and a paper plate full of the contents from said wrappers
Twitter post by Polymarket reading: BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.
Sign the over hung on my grandparents' house advertising "Radio repairing, Airial [sic] Installation"
A photo from the Baltimore Sun paper, captioned "One-alarm blaze in city garage" showing a parking garage with clouds of smoke emanating and a crane attempting to mitigate flames. Beneath the photo is a charred remnant from a car bumper with the license plate still attached.
A beach in San Diego on a very cloudy day
A package of Samyang buldak spicy ramen
Achewood comic panel in big letters, "it's a fuck you Friday"
Title panel from an aged Achewood comic reading "It's a FUCK YOU Friday"
Joe Isuzu (David Leisure) promises things, but you cannot rely upon them because he's always lying.
Sitting on top of a stone coaster is a white plastic foot for a box fan, the kind that slots into the metal frame to hold it upright. The foot has been 3d printed and shows very slight signs of roughness in between parts but they do not matter.
A 3d printer stands atop a work bench against a wall with an overly messy kitchen rack shelf on its left and a concert poster on the wall to the right
Tyler the Creator declaring "So that was a fucking lie"
A comment from the Fox News 'article' about Jamelle Bouie from user "Eye see them coming" that begins: "Janelle Bouie is nothing other than a racist loud mouth black woman..."
The ice cream van pictured on the cover of the KLF's "Justified and Ancient" single
It's Fizzgig, the pet of Kira in The Dark Crystal. Though seemingly cute and innocent, he can bare his fangs to protect his mistress.
In a screenshot from the SNES game Earthbound, a character says "Sigh. I wonder when the cops will leave..."