FakeCVG

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🥽 Parody to the Max at #CVG2026! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE 🥽 she/they

A tiny zine covered in floral paper
Screen recording of the text replacement setup processs on an iPhone
The magnificent grandmaster of science fiction, fantasy, stories and poetry, the late Jane Yolen. A gray and blonde haired elder with the kindest smiling eyes you ever saw peeking over her square spectacles. She stands in a green wooded place, smiling and at ease. She was a writer, a leader, and a guiding light.
a blonde woman does a selfie. it’s a little extra she’s got a sly look and whatnot. She’s in a gown I guess? Like a literal black evening gown. There’s a bunch of candles and whatnot in the foreground. The room. Is . a Mess. The photo is self conscious as hell
an arrangement of iOS app icons highlighting a notification count reading 1312
Celebrating 10 million users achievement with number 138,541 First 10% of users FakeCVG Joined June 21, 2023
The CONvergence 2024 souvenir program guide resting on a couch. A black and rainbow paperback with a gynoid robot (Connie) on the cover
A flowflex brand COVID-19 test rests on a wooden table. The test is showing negative
the cardboard box from a Geyguy brand karaoke speaker in the rpg gaming room at CONvergence
A piece of hotel art of an abstracted woman in sepia tones on glass that hangs in literally every room of the hyatt regency minneapolis
Minneapolis skyline lights in white and green in the July night
The person behind FakeCVG, Jon Olsen. Tall blonde themme person in a gray, black and white outfit standing in a hallway adjusting their hemline.
A CVG volunteer bento box gift with a light brown bamboo lid etched with “it’s CVG and I helped!” resting on a table
A paper cup of coffee rests on a marble counter
Mildly Upsetting meeples sculpture/photo frame
Affirming and strong Tweets by Chuck Tingle printed out and left on the table at convergence water station April 20 you belong you are a very important part of today Chuck Tingle you are powerful. dont forget Chuck Tingle May 20 • © ow so lucky to be here with with love on our side Chuck Tingle June 4 at 9:14 AM • be proud of your way. no one in history of time can trot your trot as well as you can. Chuck Tingle April 20 you belong Chuck Tingle
The chad vs virgin meme. The slumpy weak virgin character is labeled “the virgin ‘eats only consuite food’” The strong chad figure is labeled “the chad ‘keeps a crockpot in their room’”
The “post it note river” artwork behind the desk at Hyatt. It’s a bunch of white note papers stuck to the wall similar to post it notes, with multicolored lighting pointing up from below them
a view of beautiful downtown Minneapolis from the Hyatt regency hotel. Lush greenery in front, many colored steel and glass buildings in the middle, and gray cloudy sky behind
A circle like the zodiac that has “what’s your con sign?” in the middle. The signs read: Connie (7/4-8/3) -optimistic, ambitious, flexible, loves to play Badger (8/4-9/2) -can-do, friendly, trusts-but-verifies F2E2 (9/3-10/2) -beloved, supportive, a little magic, healer Mark I| (10/3-11/1) -imperious, sinister, determined, plays fast and loose Hoppy (11/2-12/1) -goofy, likes to show up without warning Rex (12/2-12/31) -smart, eclectic, a great time in the dark Wandering Host (1/1-1/30) -generous, steady, trustworthy Теа ЗРО (1/31-3/1) -reflective, fussy, often overlooked Nerf Herder (3/2-3/31) -organized, thoughtful, forward thinking Hotel (4/1-4/30) -accommodating, big-hearted, welcoming Max (5/1-5/30) -restless, creative, works-hard-plays-harder a starless Void that lies just outside the vision of every fan (5/31-6/29) -pressure prompted, loses track of time, easily surprised
a repurposed meme: one astronaut gazing at earth asks wait it’s just the patriarchy? Another astronaut is behind him with a gun at his head and answers…always has been
a high hot fire burns white and orange inside a fire pit
The “person sitting forward intently” meme
Still from the movie Ringu, a Japanese woman (Nanako Matsushima as Reiko) kneels in a wood paneled room gazing intently at a television screen washed out in static. The implication of this post is that there are seven days remaining until CONvergence 2024
Totoro astonishing human child
the one manhattan lunch