Fake Dispatch

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A human who is headfirst in a TSA scanner with their boots sticking out.
The Trump passport with a Azerbaijan passport stamp lined up to give Trump a Hitler moustache.
This is a cartoon. In the first panel, Jesus is in front of the tomb with the stone rolled back, saying "I am risen." The second panel shows Jesus crossing his arms because he is cold and he says "brrrrrrrr." In the 3rd panel he has gone back inside the tomb rolling the stone in front of the opening. The artist is holyjuan. The date is April 8th, 2007
photo of Text that says Trump explains that representative ilhan Omar probably paid someone to squirt liquid on her because that's how he gets it done.
Mom with our family at the St. James Tavern for OGP's short play night.
A child's homework problem marked incorrect. The instructions say, "include units in your answer" and they provided an answer of "2400 units." Units was in the answer! There is correction in pen that says "cubic inches."
A sign in a bathroom that reads please do not flush anything down the toilet except toilet paper thank you.
Firewood with a label that says bark free firewood.
Me with a Jackie O's beer mug, half empty, getting ready towatch the OU vs Rutgers game.
A man standing in line at Lowe's. waiting to check out to purchase a concrete square slab that I assume is for his cat.
Five men with shots of Malort, a horrible whiskey.
an awful DJ
two pages from a photo album. there is a label at the top of the first page that says Palmer Fest one October 6th, 1990. there are several photos cut out so that they're not rectangular and they fit in the page better. some are of close-ups of partygoers drinking beers. others are distance shots from the second story window of 19 Palmer showing the crowds.
An illustration of mobile production facilities that Colin Powell used during the Iraq war to justify going to war. The words chemical have been replaced by the words nuke handwritten.
A man holding up a camera at a concert recording the stage
an advertisement for a hyper casket which is a stainless steel casket with very sharp corners and a peaked lid that resembles a cyber truck
A keg of beer that has been cut open and modified so that it can be used as a urinal. there is a hole at the top where the beer normally would have come out and the front is cut away.
A photoshopped photo of JD Vance catching a couch cushion before it drops to the ground during an event in front of the White House.
A man's hand showing off a roll of 100 stamps on his ring finger.
A tall man in the front row of a concert who could be several rows back.
The cover of the weekender Newspaper insert from Thursday, September 5th 2013. There is an article about the newly opened 16 bit bar. there. is a man playing the Tapper video game. on the cover with other video games and people in the background. The man playing tapper is fake dispatch.
A screenshot of an email from ParkMobile that says Oops in very large letters.
A hand drawn cartoon. Two people in blankets sit around a fire. They are surrounded by the rubble of a destroyed city. The man says to the woman, "So, what are you going to spend your $5,000 on?"
A man in a Homestar Runner tshirt at Epcot.
A father and his baby on a couch with a copy of "Nobody Told Me" on his lap.
A hand drawn illustration with the title "Ryan Day job status." It is a meter where there is a very large red area that says "fired" and a very small green area that says "not fired' and the arrow is pointing to the area right between the two There is a callout that says "you are here" right where that arrow is pointing.
A screenshot of a Google search. The search topic is "does water freeze at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit." The answer Google provides is. " No water freezes at 30 degrees Fahrenheit. So at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit, it would still be liquid water not frozen. The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
a bottle of poo-peri, a liquid you put in the toilet before you poop to stop the smell.
The reddit cartoon character on a crutch with the words, "You broke reddit" over it.
A security camera showing a front door with a cat on the walkway.
Several good friends at a bar posing for a photo.
A book cover "for nobody told me a guide to pass up a parenting." there is a man laying on a bed with a blanket over his back + he is replicating the cover of a book by Dr. Spock called baby and child care. on Dr. Spock's cover there's a little baby with a blanket over him. and on the nobody told me book. it is a grown man with a hairy chest and it's kind of gross but funny.
A man in front of a scoreboard with Fake dispatch taking first place.
A sign that says please use tissues in an area where they are selling donuts.
A scoreboard with Ohio University 38 and Miami of Ohio 3 football game score.
Your account is deactivated. I left X.
Three men at a Depeche Mode cover band standing together with their arms around each other
two illustrated snowmen on the front of a greeting card. One snowman has regular stick arms while the other snowman has logs for arms. the first snowman with the regular arms says. geez Doug you've been working out?
A gumball machine that dispenses small handcuffs.
An abstract piece of art titled "yes."
Russian President Putin illustration with makeup on, dyed yellow air, in front of a rainbow pride flag.
a band on a stage that resembles the talking heads
Me laying down sideways on a set of filing cabinets. I'm wearing my cosi sweatshirt and Converse high tops and looking very sexy.
A screenshot of a text that says the following" I was thinking of you this morning. I hope you are healing. Can I do anything for you? I can bring over a sack of white castles over if that will help."
A man is a military jacket standing on a sandy cliff, overlooking a military base. The photo is older and a scan of a slide
Me holding a book titled, Nobody Told Me: A Guide to Passable Parenting.
The number 14.
A graphic that shows a ticket for Normies a musical at MADLAB and it has a stamp on it that says sold out because the show for March twenty third is sold out.
A poster for a musical called "Normies." It is a very colorful illustration of a drag queen singing. The poster reads MadLab presents Normies, a new American musical written by Doug Powhida and James Blackmon at Mad Lab, March 14th through the 30th. Madlab dot net. presented. by the Greater Columbus Arts Council, OH Arts and the Columbus Foundation.
Fry from Futurama saying, "Shut up and take my money."
A large, white dirigible with a man standing in front to show how large it is. The photo is taken from the front without the passenger area installed so the inflatable looks like a huge, thick butt.
Miss Sally and me in 1997 right before we got engaged.
A pencil sized metal rod sticking out of a flat tire.
A Photoshop picture of Trump with words. The top photo shows Trump with his hand out and orange on his fingertips, as if he was eating Cheetos and the caption says Trump going in the Fulton County jail. The bottom half the picture is the same image flipped, but his fingers are now black as if he was fingerprinted. It says Trump coming out of the Fulton County jail and there's a credit for fake dispatch.
A screenshot of a post and a reply. The post from Link says, "Can't tell if serious or not." The reply from Fake Dispatch is, "I am very serious! I get mad every time the owner of Twitter posts an image and does not use alt-text. And here is an image to prove it."
A screenshot of the Twitter page but photoshopped to show the X from the top of the screen getting lowered to the bottom by a crane at the top.
A hand drawn sketch, Black ink on white paper. The first image is a Twitter logo with an X for an eye. The second is a large capital X and it has a dead Twitter logo for an eye.
Ben Shapiro stands in front of a Barbie movie sign. There are colored circles around items that are the same. Two letter i's are circled in orange. Two capital E's are circled in white. Two small e's are circled in purple. Ken's crotch and Ben's crotch are circled in green.
A awful, horrible, terrible looking cheesecake. The graham cracker crust all fell off. It started to get all torn up. I'm so disappointed in myself.
A map of Columbus with a drawn circle around it simulating a new outerbelt design. Part of the circle breaks off in a very odd manner for a road before it returns back to the circle.