FakeKraid

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A shot of the monorail song scene from the famous Simpsons episode
A screenshot of a post of a screenshot of a post of screenshots of Team Cherry's lead programmer, Jasmine Vine's Bluesky Page, showcasing her new name and pfp
Flanders surreptitiously burns Homer's mathematical proof of God's non-existence
Smudge the cat from the iconic meme
Animated screenshot from Streets of Rage with the in-game caption "ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS. POLICE WILL NEVER HELP YOU."
An information plate in Japanese on an agricultural precipitation tracker from the post-war period
A Korg Trident synth keyboard
Anubis from Tiredog Animations scolds the titular character after kidnapping him to turn him into a mummy
the creature from Labyrinth yelling with the exact same expression in the above post
Izutsumi thinks Izutsumi
meat's meat
A picture of shipping containers with the caption "Cargo thieves have set their sights on data center supplies"
The words "Dickinda Flying Insect" on the box in the picture in the post above
A smiling Vietnamese woman, Võ Thi Thang, smiles as she is sentenced to twenty years by the US backed fascist government imposed during the Vietnam War, saying "Your government will not last that long" to the judge. She was proven correct.
the layer labels from the image above
The stean profile page for the rage-game "Get To Work", featuring the tagline "You are poor and bald. Get to Work." as its description
A Flygon, official art
Peacock from Skullgirls attempts to kick a football, but whiffs it
A generated fake Star Trek the Original Series episode title screen titled "THREE KLINGONS AND A BABY"
A Bunyip from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia, a dark-gray skinned lamia covered in downy white fur all along the back from head to tail, with dark purple scales on the snake belly
A picrew created from the above link, featuring a brown haired androgynous person glaring at the viewer with a cup of coffee, chewing on a stalk of grass
Covers for the following games (some are in Japanese, though I played the American versions I list here): Super Smash Bros Melee Thief Gold Super Metroid The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Void Stranger Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia Mega Man 2 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Earthbound
A short video of a white kitten eating dragon fruit, with its fur stained red. An ominous red filter is over the video. The caption reads "he literally loves flesh and viscera"
What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only. (Picture is a medieval landsknecht fighting a skeleton, a memetic image often seen in TTRPG posts)
The cover of an English edition of Vladimir Lenin's "What Is To Be Done?"
The page for the D&D 5th Ed. homebrew fighter archetype "Three Halflings In A Trenchcoat"
The False Knees "What?" confused bird meme with the above text
Jake delivering the line "Dude, sucking at something is the first step toward being sort of good at something"
A distasteful edit of the above photo
A cute comic by user @mariogrant in which a goblin lady is caught by poachers and sold into captivity to be an office lady
A piraeus cap, or Greek fisherman's hat
Mike Jones, the protagonist of Startropics, jamming bananas in his ears (or taking them out???)
The Serval Meme
Two servals are standing next to each other, one doing the "serval pose", and the other looking at it curiously. In the frame below, both are doing the "serval pose"
A screenshot of a friend request from a bot pretending to be a vtuber
A mess of various instructions on turning Chinese takeout boxes into plates
A wood paneled living room spattered with a great deal of fake blood
Killing baby kobolds alters kobold behavior
A young Georgian seminar student by the name of Joseph Dzhugashvili
la creatura
Fascist bullshit
Foak, the giant Yinglet, comforts an anxious Lippie by allowing her to curl up on his large belly
A page of the webcomic "Out of Placers" featuring the Baxxid named Kal, a bony insectoid-creature with blade-like mantis arms, entertaining a human child by letting him swing on them as his mother watches
J said, "The amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, 'For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now." The ICP member added, "There's no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that's the very thing we preach against - being a sheep. And that's what I was doing."
The White House, partially torn down by construction engines
A post on Bluesky with the text "Russia is an unburied corpse spreading disease."
A couple of frames from the comic "Out of Placers" featuring yinglet antics
A yinglet offers a sincere greeting
The kid from Leprechaun pulling back his slingshot to kill the Leprechaun
Black diamond apples, apples that are nearly jet black in color with shiny skin
The ratio of the above post, showing 332 quotes to only 20 likes and 7 reposts
A page from the manga Anko-chan of the Deep Sea featuring Samejima the shark mermaid
A page from Roald Dahl's children's novella "The Twits", with images of an attractive cartoon lady becoming increasingly hideous on the top and a lady with homely features but a beaming and friendly smile on the bottom. The text reads: Ugly thoughts If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
A printed out map of the NES Metroid from GameFAQs. The caption "Fake Kraid" is in the bottom left, pointing at the location in Kraid's Lair where that enemy is found
The Japanese kanji for "heaven"
Meme contrasting the increasingly less tech-friendly attitudes of tech enthusiasts, programmers, and security techs
The words "MASCULINITY VALIDATED" in the Dark Souls "HUMANITY RESTORED" style
The Captain from Tintin complains with a beer next to him "What a week, huh?" To his right, Tintin, his head overlaid with the grinning pumpkin from the "It's Ween" meme, replies "Captain, it's Ween"
The Captain from Tintin complains with a beer next to him and a flustered look "What a week, huh?" Tintin, his head overlaid with the grinning pumpkin from the "It's Ween" meme, replies "Captain, it's Ween"
Zero from the Mega Man X series, swinging his iconic beamsabre in a broad horizontal arc