Falen

@falen84.bsky.social

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They/Them. NB & omni queer, liberal AF, atheist, pro-choice, Elder Millennial, often socially awkward, introvert, nerd, dog parent. BLM. Lover of music, books (esp. Horror & Queer romance), movies/TV. My posts don't reflect my employer's views/opinions.

DVD cover of Ruthless People (1986) featuring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler
Theatrical poster for Clue (1985) featuring the main cast in windows of a house. The poster also features several game references (character names, rooms in the house, the weapons used).
"Tim Curry Mix" Playlist on Spotify, based on my recent listening. Features B&W picture of a young Curry with other artists featured on the playlist.
Theatrical poster for D.E.B.S.. Featuring Jill Ritchie, Meagan Good, Sara Foster, and Devon Aoki in modified schoolgirl outfits against a white background.
A collage of two Miniature Pinschers, from puppies to their 10th birthday.
An empty box of Crown Sando Strawberry and an empty bag of OK Snacks' dark chocolate coated popcorn.
A can of Lotte's pine bud drink in front of a Universal Yums snack box
Choco Pie, a South Korean snack cake
Screenshot for the film Return of the Living Dead Part II from Rotten Tomatoes. The critic score is only 10%, with the audience score faring better (but not great) at 44%.
On Doctor Who, Van Gogh discovers his true legacy and overhears an art curator calling him "the greatest painter of them all."
A drawing depicts a dog hugging its human's legs with tearful relief immediately after the man comes home. The man's briefcase is on the floor beside him, and he's in the process of removing his coat. Text below the drawing says, "Yes, I came back. I always come back."
Mark Hamill's "Luke Skywalker" using The Force. Text reads, "ADMIT IT. AT LEAST ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU SERIOUSLY TRIED TO MOVE AN OBJECT USING THE FORCE."
Black & white photo of actor Val Kilmer, c.1990s.
Transgender Pride flag beside the words "INTERNATIONAL TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY MARCH 31" in the colors of the Transgender Pride flag (blue, pink, white)
Black and white photo of me smiling after buzzing off my hair for the first time in 2020.
My Miniature Pinscher Max shoving his face at me and my phone
Picture of a well-worn toy "Gizmo" from 1984's Gremlins sitting on a pillow
A black and white selfie of me actually wearing makeup. Note: this photo was taken 8-9 years ago.
Poster or home media cover art featuring "Jimmy Garrett" (Matthew Broderick) holding chimpanzee "Virgil" (Willie) in front of a flight simulator
Picture of the cast of short-lived TV series "The Class" (2006) posing with playground equipment
A picture of the cast of the short-lived TV series "Vanished" (2006)
Picture of an adorable quokka looking into the camera while sitting at a table with a restaurant menu. A sign beside the quokka says, "When entering the restaurant, please DO NOT LET the quokkas in." A comment added above the photo says, "Sorry, I'm letting him in."
Originally posted by Sarah Tonin on Feb. 12, 2020: PSA: I'd you don't want your child to be gay, trans, etc., then just don't have kids. This isn't fucking Build-A-Bear. You don't get to pick and choose these things about your child. You aren't ready to be a parent if you aren't ready to love them unconditionally.
Canvas purse decorated with several buttons/pins
Weather forecast for 7 days for a town in Minnesota. The highest temperature is 13°F (before wind chill); the lowest is -25°F (also without wind chill factor).
Drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. It says: "'Is it summer yet' asked Pooh 'No, it's still February' said Piglet 'For fucks sake' said Pooh"
A lidded (ceramic?) container saying "MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SHIT SUCKING SWEAR JAR"
Min Pin (Max) grooms his Min Pin sister (Lucy) while she stares pitifully at me
DVD cover of the film From Dusk Till Dawn
Two Miniature Pinschers cuddling on a blanket
An illustrated cat reads while sitting in an armchair. A small side table holds a hot beverage sitting on two stacked books. The image reads, "There has never been a time when the people who've banned books were the good guys."
Min Pin stealing all the couch blankets while holding a chew toy in her mouth
Two tired Min Pins, with their legs intertwined, lying on a couch covered in blankets
Picture of the "Cheers" cast with their ages during the first season listed. L-R: Nicholas Colasanto (58), Ted Danson (35), Shelley Long (33), John Ratzenberger (35), Rhea Perlman (34), and George Wendt (34).
"Don't buy Girl Scout Cookies! They support transgender rights!" Me: Photo of a person pulling a pallet loaded with various types of Girl Scout cookies
The Cybertruck then became the right vehicle for me In 2024, a few months after my Model 3 lease ended, I knew I wanted to purchase my next car. Since the vehicle is technically for my business, it needed to be big enough for a specific tax code. The Cybertruck was the only one that fit the bill.
Two Miniature Pinschers lying on a couch with multiple blankets
Me with longer hair (Dec. 1st, 2024), before the weight made it look thinner and less wavy.
Non-binary flag: Yellow White Purple Black
List and pictures of U.S. Presidents, beginning with the most recent.
List and photos of U.S. Presidents, beginning with most recent.
Screenshot of my Google search of U.S. Presidents. No one is listed for 2021-2025.
Adorable cartoon potato saying, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you. You can do the thing."
Don't be T.R.A.S.H. Transphobic Racist Ableist Sexist Homophobic It isn't really that hard to be a decent human being.
Min Pin demanding attention while protecting her chew toy
Close-up of a Min Pin, whose tag reads, "Invader of Personal Space"
Min Pin with tag that says, "I'm a bitch & so is my mom."
Min Pin with tag that says, "I'm a bitch & so is my mom."
Min Pins close-up. Note the accurate "Invader of Personal Space" tag on my boy.
Unconvincing Bluesky profile for "not Keanu Reeves."
Satan follows 666 accounts. Seems appropriate.
Min Pin, cuddled in blankets, looking into camera
DVDs of B-horror film "Bloody New Year" (1987) and ensemble comedy "200 Cigarettes" (1999).
Miniature Pinscher. My sassy baby girl demands attention.
Cover art for Clive Barker's "Nightbreed" (1990)
Sister and brother Miniature Pinschers lying on a couch with their blankets.
A red billboard with white lettering. It says, "We're about to see how [redacted] much loss, pain, and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman."
Another Johnny Depp impersonator trying to follow me. This time, it's johnnydeppjohnny.bsky.social.