thefbm

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Dense, dull, longwinded

A Gmail notification from LinkedIn saying "Samsara is hiring"
A Wikipedia except explaining that when asked by their music publisher which of Paul and John's harmony is the melody line in Baby's in Black to which Paul replied both.
Cover art of the European release of Michigan: Report from Hell for PlayStation 2
A phone screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Le Samourai with bullet entries describing how various characters in Taci Driver, Reservoir Docs and Heat are based off Le Samourai's protagonist.
A naming screen on a switch keyboard screen, the text is in Japanese and reads shimo- battsu when transliterated into English, i.e. a loose transliteration of Seymour Butts into Japanese
Silly online quiz results declaring me politically aligned with Zohran Mamdani
A Tenshi no Uta 2 NPC saying "Die Die Die"
A dialog box in Tenshi no Uta 2, the text inside reads "I'm praying that you get your memories back, missy. So long, chumps."
An evil priest gets turned into scorched bones by a sand dragon
A video of a save point in Tenshi no Uta 2. The NPC you talk to to save isn't there but suddenly runs in screen apologizing for their absence, allowing you to save.
Dialog from Tenshi no Uta. An NPC says "I wish we had secret Celtic powers like Enya"
A screen from Tenshi no Uta, an NPC saying "Oh, welcome to Stonehenge"
A sign in Tenshi no Uta that just says "I weep in awe of humanity's compassion. Let us write down memories of our travels. - The Travel writer -"
Cael, protagonist of Tenshi no Uta, remarks after the crab dance "That was quite the experience. I feel very fulfilled"
More synchronized crab dancing in Tenshi no Uta
Tenshi no Uta informs me I can watch the crabs dance, and then we watch 8 bit crabs do a synchronized dance on the beach
A defeated boss in Tenshi no Uta yelling "All hail Master Lucifer and our forces of darkness ... Agh!"
A section of the Tenshi no Uta manual explaining how to send in proofs of purchase for promotional telephone cards
A set of cute cartoons of what not to do in caring for a CD
Protagonist of Tenshi no Uta, Cael, reacting to a crab saying "Oh, those are big crabs"
Screenshot from Tenshi no Uta. An NPC dialog in a church is displayed with the words "Christianity is appealing because it glorifies a single god. I think it's stronger than any other religion in history."
Fantasy map of great Britain and Ireland
Guy saying the new Yoshi game for children is too infantile
A wall street journal headline from my news feed that just reads "Investors Just Can't Get Enough of Stocks These Days"
Google's stupid ass LLM takes a swing and a miss guessing what prompt Google's own stupid news app sent and assumes I want information on what kind of resumes NVidia likes instead of linking me to another stupid ass story about how an AI exec thinks AI might be the most important thing in the world for all things forever.
A 3D render of a painting of a skeleton wearing a pirate hat posing in front of a red and brown background. It's resting its hands on its knees like it's posing for a magazine photoshoot.
A screenshot of Amazon listing an X-Men movie collection as a generic replacement for an Akira Kurosawa film collection
Reddit post with the text "So my friend met Buster Douglas at an autograph signing and he had him sign an actual cartridge of Mike Tyson punchnout for nes. He said "you know i had my own game." He was like" yea but I don't have it. I only have this" and that was it. Cool story. "
Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil 0 holding a shotgun, get back facing the camera. Inexplicably she is standing on a background that hasn't loaded and so has been replaced with something that looks like a broadcast test pattern.
Cover of the DS game Bleach Dark Souls
Headline reading "Parrying was not easy": Clair Obscur Expedition 33 devs had to turn to sound to fix an integral part of the J'RPG's combat"
Image from Resident Evil 9 of a spooky picture book lit by a lighter. The picture book is showing 2 crudely drawn eyes on a pitch black background. The text in the book said "Have you seen the Shadow Ghost. Because she's been watching you."
Shaky handheld footage of Reel Big Fish playing I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore
Shaky handheld footage of Reel Big Fish playing Ska Show in 2019
Shaky handheld phone footage of Reel Big Fish playing Sell Out in 2019
Reel Big Fish covering closing time at a concert
Bad shaky video of me at a Reel Big Fish concert in 2019.
Reel Big Fish set list consisting of "Assholes/Trendy I want your GF Life Sux Let's Dance Kids Don't Like it Everything Sucks You can't have all... Good thing/Yer Guts SR/Ska Show Brown Eyed Girl I Know U/Bob Marley She Has A Girlfriend Where U Been Sell Out Beer/Take On Me"
Dril tweet screenshot "trying to heal... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist... thank you..."
FF7 remake screen of Cloud standing on a roof watching the Sector 1 Mako Reactor burn and billow smoke into the sky while a hazy white light punctuates the scene from the upper left corner. The smoky firelight of the burning reactor and the haze is striking.
Empty 12 for 12 games chart.
Google "AI" comically whiffing on the Legacy of Kain Defiance quote "what do you profit from this defiance" identifying the quote then talking about an unrelated game called defiance where "profit" could be measured in scrip or power spikes
A timeline of SR2s development. I will try to transcribe it later if someone requests it, it's quite long.
Badly cropped image of Kramer from Seinfeld on a generic desert background with text implied to be his words reading "Hmm, I wonder where I should go next on my epic quest got hentai..."
A screen from the new Dragon Quest 1 HD2D remake. The hero in Dragon Quest 1 talking to a fairy. The fairy remarks that he doesn't look like a hero, which is accurate because he is currently dressed in a full body dog costume.
Neon sign reading "Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty".
Two kind friends making the same fun joke in rapid succession
Two kind friends making the same fun joke in rapid succession
Short preview for canceled PS2 Wild West action RPG Gunslinger from Activision. Not to be confused with Red Dead Revolver which did come out.
Short preview of a PS2 platformer called Gift that never came out. The only image is of an awful pink ant thing. He's dreadful.
Short preview blurb for a PS2 game I'm almost certain never saw release called Dreamland Chronicles.
Key art for Gadget and the Gadgetinis
Panel from Fist of the North Star of Kenshiro in sunglasses and a leather jacket
Image of a wikipedia infobox for Dark Seed 2. The infobox has been crudely isolated and then the word Artists in the credits has been highlighted along with the name H.R. Giger
Image of black text on a white background reading "Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about it"
A youtube thumbnail of a frankly deeply offputtingly uncanny anime girl and the words "HOW TO RUIN YOUR GACHA" with a timestamp in the corner indicating the video is 22 minutes 48 seconds in length.
Weird asshole couching game key cards on Switch 2 as a unique evil that Nintendo will "get away with" because of nostalgia for the brand.