Aidan Fitzmaurice

@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social

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I write comedy and kid's stuff & also do various workshops with people of all ages. Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, Ranger Rae, The Skewer, News Quiz, Now Show & more 2024 - 2027 Arts Council Ireland YPCE Bursary https://www.aidanfitzmaurice.com/

The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin
A jar pf pink goo named "Fredindrick"
RTE Kids homepage with Galaxy Fest front and centre
Poster for John Carpenter's In The Mouth Of Madness
A tiny orange Roberts Radio
Lenny in the Simpsons, about to be fired, unless he can explain why he shouldn't be wiothout using the letter E
Cover for Jungle Strike
Scott Aukerman, Fred Armisin, Andy Daly and Paul F Tomkins at Comedy Bang Bang Live at Vicar Street
A clip of Monica from the Friends Season 3 intro
Me and my puppet pal, enjoying each other's company
The Director by Daniel Kehlmann
Shirley Maclaine in The Apartment
A cursory scan through the history of the phrase in the Dáil shows that the government has said that nobody has a ‘monopoly on compassion’ when it comes to: what’s happening in the West Bank, the treatment of animals in Ireland, the treatment of SNAs in Ireland, the Residential Tenancies Bill, Jeffrey Epstein, floods in Cork, the tragic death of Harvey Morrison Sherratt, energy prices, and ‘the housing sector’. All of those examples are from the last seven months, and I have not included every example.
Cover of Six Dinner Sid
Mog getting a nice human hug
Homer stuck in the tar but the caption reads: and now we'll just sit back against an attack featuring Lionel Messi
Hans Gruber making his demands in Die Hard
Trump on Lindsey Graham: "His father died just about at the same age. I'm a believer in the race horse theory. If you have problems, you have problems. And he had some problems."
Episode 9 - Intelligent Artifice Part 1 After one mistake too many, Tristan replaces Bellhop with the extremely helpful and annoyingly friendly Eggbert. While Eggbert seems to be exactly what they asked for, is there something sinister about his wish to “do all your thinking for you?” Episode 10 - Intelligent Artifice Part 2 Eggbert has taken over the ship. With Freddie, Tristan, and Bellhop, it looks like it’s the end for the of the adventures for the crew of the Big SISS. Unless someone comes up with a dramatic rescue plan in a season finale…
Post reading "Trump just delivered his first speech after the death of his allegedly dear friend Lindsey Graham, which happened less than 48 hours ago. He didn't mention him once. RIP."
The Minister for Justice will seek approval to create offences relating to the possession, production or distribution of extreme or violent pornography, and acts of necrophilia
Marge saying "see all that stuff in there homer? That's why your robot didn't work"
Lindsay Graham in animated form
A very advanced and bespoke DIY world cup wall chart
An extremely hostile woodlouse
Mexico 2 England 3
A very normal ornamental hand I dug up from the dirt
Father Ted saying "have another go" to a Lovely Girl
Little people Big Dreams book about King Charles
Poster for Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie
A frankly unfair Super Mario World Castle
Cover for the Blue Prince video game
Movie poster for Blue Heron
‘Nothing less than extraordinary’ – how The Bear pulled off TV’s most almighty comeback
Viva Pinata
Robert Quirke of ROQU Media
That problem of getting food to the drones remained right up until the recent pause in its operations in Ireland. In planning documents filed this month, the company outlined how it employed four people at its Coolmine facility, two of whom were specifically involved in food collection. One employee was designated for going out to collect the food on foot and bring it back to the drone, while the other would zip out on a company e-bike to reach restaurants that were further away. While the vast majority of collections were on foot, The Sunday Times understands Manna has used e-bikes in other areas too. Clearly, then, a combination of logistics and regulations had limited Manna to a small geographic area of operations. Breaking past that barrier and tapping into a market of restaurants outside the Dublin 15 area proved difficult. The Sunday Times understands that Manna held a number of discussions with Supermac’s, the Galway fast-food chain owned by Pat McDonagh, which ended when it became apparent that the only way for the food to get from the restaurant to the drone was for either Supermac’s or Manna to employ drivers to ferry the food by motorised transport — wiping out any of the cost, speed and environmental advantages in drone delivery.
P. Flynn in his famous "try it some time" interview
The Horse by Willy Vlautin
Dublin house prices are slipping. What is going on?
A drawing of Morgan the cat on a handmade card For Aidan
Australia teen social media ban has little impact - study
Futurama gig line up featuring Beck, Bender, and Wailing Fungus