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ryan @KansasUberAlles BREAKING: France shocked by allegations against beloved editor of Le Pédophile Raciste, nation's largest magazine 10:19 PM • 3/6/21
Minion brrrrrrrrrt
Dog with ball cartoon Panel 1: Dog looks plaintively & says, “Pls throw??” Panel 2: Dog frowns & says, “NO TAKE!!” Panel 3: Dog continues frowning & says, “ONLY THROW”
WHAT ARE ALL THESE HOLES? THOSE ARE SPEED HOLES. THEY MAKE THE CARFASTER.
Chudjak nothing ever happens meme “There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where nothing happens." Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
TROLLIN You is doin it.
When disorganized, the big fish eats the small fish, but when organized the small fish collectively are stronger than the big fish.
The hill I will die on: games are the opposite of fun and I'd ban them for anyone over 12.
Fan takes off an Edmonton Oilers jersey to reveal a Florida Panthers jersey.
Pinboard @Pinboard The Programmers' Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy 1:15 PM • Aug 5, 2016
Non-Euclidean decor
U.S. Sen. John Randolph (1773-1833), of Roanoke, Virginia, was known for voting NO on virtually every bill presented to him. This, apparently, accurately reflected his acerbic personality. Randolph was, however, fairly rich. So, along with statesman Nathaniel Macon of North Carolina, he was approached by Methodists with a proposal to donate money for the formation of a new college, and was somehow convinced to do so. (The college became Randolph-Macon College, now located in Ashland, VA.) Seeing the Methodists start up a school, the Baptists decided they wanted one too. So, as the story goes, a couple of Baptist preachers approached Sen. Randolph with their proposal. Randolph heard them out, with their justification apparently going something like "Hey, you donated money to the Methodists to let them educate their young men; why can't you do the same for us so we can educate ours as well?" Randolph's reply went: "But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists. "
Famous meme tweet: “I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL.”
The great Dan Hentschel as Marx: “My students are all morons”
i do not support all DAers some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
“WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID CRUMBS OF ESPRESSO SHORTBREAD?” from the famous “You guys are getting paid?” Meme from the 2013 movie We’re the Millers
Part 1: A charming little diy neighborhood amenity that wasn’t hurting anyone.
Book cover for: “How China Works, An Introduction to China's State-led Economic Development” by Xiaohuan Lan, Translated by Gary Topp
Moe from the Simpsons sticking his head in an oven with a sign taped to his back reading “NO FUNERAL”
The last sight of many a commie meme
Boeing EA-18G Growler
Canada vs Japan: population by year and forecast, 1960-2100
The Tunnel
Example of savon rotatif over a French sink with its virtues extolled. Porte Savon Écolier: Fabrication artisanale en Provence -Charme intemporel -Finition haut de gamme -Facile à nettoyer
THE NAME'S COOL, ...JOE COOL!
Mayor Quimby: “PEOPLE, PLEASE. WE'RE ALL FRIGHTENED AND HORNY”
We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself
Boomer Chad meme: How do I open PDF
"this does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause
Greenland overlaid on Africa using the Mercator projection
Elon in a Marquis de Sade costume
The band Live performing in their music video for Lightning Crashes
Chongqing Caojiawan subway station: Then vs Now. 2015 in the middle of nowhere, 2022 a bustling hub.
The short film, “A Trip to the Moon” which was released in 1902
Germain from Flight of the Conchords: “So…by magic?”
"Well, they did sign up for it actually, and this is what I campaigned on." PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
Ben/Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Well, of course I know him. He's me.”
We keep saying “it is what it is” But what is it
Homer Simpson: “But when I do it it’s cute!”
TEACHER: "HIGHLIGHT EVERYTHING YOU SEE IMPORTANT" imgflip.com ME: *image of everything on the page highlighted*
“"this does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause” Tweet from hotgirlhala
Cherry crisp
“I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once.”
Norm McDonald: “Or so the Germans would have us believe!”
“I’ve had enough,” pointing a pistol at the Sun
Jim Downy “The New York financier?!” Meme
Scene from Alfonso Cuarón’s 2006 film Children of Men where Pink Floyd pig floating above Battersea Power Station. From Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative? on Children of Men: “But what of the catastrophe itself? It is evident that the theme of sterility must be read metaphorically, as the displacement of another kind of anxiety. I want to argue this anxiety cries out to be read in cultural terms, and the question the film poses is: how long can a culture persist without the new? What happens if the young are no longer capable of producing surprises? Children of Men connects with the suspicion that the end has already come, the thought that it could well be the case that the future harbors only reiteration and re-permutation. Could it be that there are no breaks, no ‘shocks of the new’ to come? Such anxieties tend to result in a bi-polar oscillation: the ‘weak messianic’ hope that there must be something new on the way lapses into the morose conviction that nothing new can ever happen. The focus shifts from the Next Big Thing to the last big thing – how long ago did it happen and just how big was it?”
Boxxy, one of the most famous meme characters of the 2000s
“I’ll see it when I believe it.” -Patrick Mahomes
Homer Simpson proclaiming “but when I do it it’s cute!”
Woke General Milley
The Nebrnois kid
The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning. The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others. -The Judge, from Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West by Cormac McCarthy
SpongeBob FOMO meme
1936 photo, in which a man (circled in center-right) alleged to be August Landmesser is conspicuously not giving the Nazi salute
The Land Trap by Mike Bird
Coke ad: “The pause that refreshes”