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Then: Co-Founder Togga | All right, we did not die today! I call that an unqualified success.

Amazon AI with the Enemy of The State plot description: “A man turns on the NSA after being targeted for assignation.”
i wish there was a word to describe the pleasure i feel when viewing misfortune
The British television program “Whitechapel” and “Crimson Tide” stating Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman are listed as Historical Documentaries
above: Canada Men’s coach Jesse March proclaiming he doesn’t give a shit that people think his performative theatrics are, in fact, performative theatrics. below: an effin birb looking straight up at Marsch with the text “dude, what the ever loving fuck”
cast list of 1997’s *The Jackal* includes Tess Harper, David Hayman, Maggie Castle and Daniel Dae Kim
“I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure i feel when viewing misfortune.”
the Twins vs DBacks game scheduled for Sunday (tomorrow) currently has TBD listed as the starting pitcher for both teams. get your shit together, MLB
a water color pidgeon sea captain with a mustache, cap and pipe
three Saudi Arabia players have different levels of socks and different sizes of shinguards. Right To Left. The fourth official makes it a complete set with different colored socks and no shin guards.
Two amateur golfers at the US Women’s Open: (Canada) Aphrodite Deng and (USA) Asterisk Talley
82-0 starting five with AI, KD, Elgin Baylor, Barkley and Jokic.
PGA Championship pairings for Saturday morning are all bangers 10:50 a.m. -- Jordan Spieth, Dustin Johnson 11:00 a.m. -- Brooks Koepka, Rory McIlroy 11:10 a.m. -- Rickie Fowler, Xander Schauffele
Sunny Delight, the “drink” brand for “people” known as SUNNYD posting “I can’t do this anymore”
Donation reciept for Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota
Donation to Pentz Homes food drive
$25 donation to Powderhorn Families go fund me to help impacted families make rent.
At Sports Reference we have taken great pride in the role FBref has played over the last seven years as an expansive source for soccer fans all over the world. Unfortunately, last week the provider of our advanced soccer data sent us a letter terminating our access to their data feeds and requiring the deletion of their data from the site immediately. As a result, we have removed the provider's data from FBref and Stathead in compliance with their demand. The data provider has asserted that our use of the data violated our agreement. Their demand came unexpectedly despite our long-standing and good-faith operation of FBref and Stathead. We have operated the sites in a consistent manner from their creation (well before the signing of this agreement) through today, and we have always welcomed open and frank discussions about how the sites operate. Any effort to retain access to this advanced data would have been costly and uncertain. Under the circumstances, we have decided to comply with the termination notice. This creates a significant gap in the stats offered on FBref and Stathead. We are heartbroken both for our users who have come to rely upon this product and for our team that has spent thousands of hours bringing these stats to life and supporting our users. We are especially upset by the massive step back this creates in access for women's advanced soccer data. Data Democratization is a core Sports Reference value and the removal of this data is a sad day for all of us. We will take time to assess possible paths forward. FBref will continue to present the deep historic basic data we have for over one hundred competitions, but if we present advanced data in the future it will certainly have a dramatically smaller scale.
london pigeon just chilling on one foot
Jack Donaghy would pass on drafting Fernando Mendoza in the 8th round. (“He’s on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.”)
doggy mid yawn/stretch
Spike Owen, future Red Sox gawd, being humbled in a game day program pose for the Gulls back in ‘83
Google “Tottenhams best player” AI Overview “The "best" player for the San Antonio Spurs depends on if you mean all-time or currently, but Tim Duncan is widely considered the greatest ever, leading the franchise in points and championships, while Victor Wembanyama is the current franchise cornerstone and future superstar, leading the team in scoring and blocks this season (2025-26).”
Saquon Barkley - the dude who nearly set the single-season record for rushing yards, was a leading MVP candidate and once executed a backwards hurdle of another professional athlete *mid run* - is ranked 44 of 55 among #NFL RB according to PFF, an unserious organization
Payback inexplicably being advertised with a giant blue-tinted image of the delightful David Paymer with an atrocious AI plot description. A more apt thumbnail featuring noted racist and antisemite Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson is below.
Poochie. But Trossard. TWO-- WHENEVER Trossard’s NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER footballers SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE's Trossard?"
Too many Moneyball options. Who ya got? “It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves. Don't. To anyone." vs. “I think..it opens up all kinds of interesting possibilities.”
are you familiar with “Yoda”? from “Attack Of The Clones”?
everyone’s favorite Jon Polito turning in another sublime performance
"Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence. " -Dr. Teeth
Allen, Cook III (no game) Pukka Bucky Ricky Deebo (out) A. Jones (IR)
lettuce with chicken, rice and vegetables
like eight tom turkeys just struttin’ nowhere near a jumbotron
No, Moisés Caicedo is not good at scoring goals ffs. FB Ref with the on the spot scoring record showing exactly one league goal in every EPL season since 2021-22.
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a “Desk Organizer with 3 selections” remains unused, still wrapped, and no where near the kids desk.
Anderson’s heat map (attacking L -> R) via WhoSocred
Josh Cullen passes vs Spurs GW via WhoScored
caterpillars
Aston Villa - Newcastle FPL returns shows Bizot (GK, clean sheet) on 29 for BPS ahead of Onana who led match with 14 defensive contributions. Burn (12 DC) and Schär (11 DC) finish 3rd and 5th in BPS.
top three bonus points awarded to Semenyo (2 goals, nothing else); Ekitiké (1g, 1a, a genuine problem); Salah (half-cooked and half cooked). Meanwhile Tavernier (20 defensive contributions) wasn’t within 14 BPS rating of earning 1 pt.
“To me, that’s cinema.” -Director Bong
Sanchez De Cuyper | Van de Ven | Porro Salah (C) | Wirtz | Palmer | Minteh João Pedro | Bowen | Solanke Bench: Darlow, Tarkowski, Alex Moreno, Ramsey
a hairy winged bug with a lot of junk in the trunk and a set of antennae draped like laurels.
Jurassic Park introduction video: “We use the complete D.N.A. of a frog to fill in the holes…” The frog looks concerned.
preblocked by lists. Bluesky 1 - dipshit fascists 0
a bumbling Sean Bean suggests setting an ambush in which the assailants set up directly across from each other and then shoot when the target is between them.
a short row of easter brioche with dyed eggs.
a yoked green lobster big-claws a basketball while mean mugging
my fantasy pitching rotation which includes not one, not two, but THREE Twins: opening day starter Pablo Lopez, hurler Joe Ryan (who has a strong, mechanically sound shoulder made of titanium) and Griffin Jax. Also included lesser pitching lights: Chris Sale, Sandy Alcantara, Hunter Brown, Rōki Sasaki, Kirby Yates, and Ryan Walker. Not picture: Andrew Painter (milb) & Shane McClanahan (breaking my heart from the IL).
NPR’s landing page leads with: Chuck Schumer plans to vote for Republican bill to fund government. The next two headlines are: The Education Department is being cut in half. Here’s what’s being lost. [aside from me: HALF THE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT!!!] ‘Doesn’t make any sense’. Mahmoud Khalid’s lawyer on government’s efforts to deport him.
March Madness bracket showing 1/4 the madness. 1 Resident Evil vs 8 Mortal Kombat 4 World of Oz vs 5 Robins Hood 3 Muppets vs 6 Monty Python 2 Happy Madison vs 7 Naked Gun
a couple of ducks 🦆
a snip from the excellent review of Brave New World concisely eviscerates the film “…marred by needless overcutting, flimsy digital backdrops and stilted composition; thematically, it says nothing confidently and even less coherently.”
in which Fry, Philip J., of Planet Express, attempts to join the Voter Apathy Party but displays too much enthusiasm rendering him ineligible. Only after he declares”okay. then screw it.” is he invited aboard.
A scouting radar for Stuttgart’s Angelo Stiller with the commentary “I was aware that Angelo Stiller was a good player having a great season before going through this exercise this week, but uhh, holy crap.”
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large bowl of boiled pasta cornbread stuffing additions: onions, mushrooms and sausage
fan with sign: i just want marta to be happy