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they/she/uhhhhhhhh making a mess of things

Davy Bones, a brindle greyhound, wears black and yellow striped pyjamas and a party hat
six performers in varying stages of undress on a stage (the seventh is hidden behind the others). They're all hot
KHQ Local News @KHQLocalNews A Border Collie who was ejected from a car during a crash in Idaho Sunday has been found, on a sheep farm, herding sheep. Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman wow this dude got yeeted into his dream job
a photo of Saoirse (a brindle greyhound) poking her head around her human's leg with her tongue poking out of her mouth. Her ears are hidden and she's very cute
Poster for Red District, neon and fishnet bodygloves
Poster for ...Earnest? with a bunch of 5-star reviews
Promo pic featuring the title character lit up in the classic bisexual lighting, cast by little hand-held LEDs that he's holding up either side of his face
Poster for A Knight To Remember, featuring a knight on one side and a viking on the other
Promo pic for Shake It featuring Minnie Andrews in her trademark pink and the rest of the cast in... well, lingerie
poster for Elixir Revived with two shirtless performers doing handstand-type stuff on unsteady surfaces
promo pics for Club Kabarett: a man in heels and not much else on a trapeze, a woman twirling fire around her, a drag artist with a cake
promo pics for Focal Point, the performers in various acrobatic skills
a decorative tattoo on my lower shin
Poster for Inferno, featuring a woman with a skirt ringed in fire
Poster for Gasha, bold colours and acrobatic silhouettes
promo pic for Matt Hale's Adelaide Fringe show
a block of concrete at a waterfront with graffiti on the top that says "Linear time is a lie" and on the side that says "the end has come before"
a box containing juggling balls, with depictions of "Joggling" (jogging + juggling), "Swagging" (swimming + juggling) and "Bikeling" (cycling + juggling)
Phoenix Wright screenshot: "Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!
Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, with a human hand covering her eyes (she was coveting barbecued meats)
a screenshot of an "unsubscribe from this mailing list?" confirmation screen, where one button is tiny and labelled almost illegibly "yes, unsubscribe me" and the other is three times bigger and clearly labelled "No"
a brindle greyhound in burgundy pyjamas lies sprawled on the floor looking world-weary
a tree (possibly a cherry tree?) with a handful of white blossoms on its bare branches. There is a house in the background and a grey gloomy sky
two-panel meme of Frodo and Sam from The Two Towers. Panel 1: Frodo looking defeated. Subtitles say: "What are we holding on to, Sam?" Panel 2: Sam is looking intense and holding a crudely photoshopped Molotov cocktail. The cocktail is lit. Subtitles say: "it's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it fast"
the miscreant in question, Davy Bones. He's a brindle greyhound and in this image he's wrapped in a hooded blanket that's printed with nebulas
a laminated piece of A4 blu-tacked to a pub wall proclaiming: Delicious Toasties Ham & Cheese or Cheese & Ham $5 each or 2 for $10 I don't know how much of it is a joke
"female bullying" Shutterstock image
a screenshot of a Spotify playlist. It starts with Spanish Flea and gets worse
a brindle greyhound is asleep on a couch in her maroon pyjamas, mouth open, tongue hanging out
two people holding sausages in white bread with sauce, and a couple of plastic bags with biscuits and rum balls in them
the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz
a photo of a wrist with pretty purple bruising
screenshot from Sexual Identity Generator, proclaiming me to be: ill-begotten bisexual
Screenshot of a text message: International Women's Day - Women's ONLY Class! Get ready for an energizing Booty Blaster Session this Saturday, 15th March at 10am! Celebrate YOU with fitness, fun, and sisterhood! Plus, enjoy Women's Only supplements from Nutrition Warehouse!
a selfie in a blue-and-pink tinted galaxy dress, the subject wearing bright eyeshadow in the colours of the bi pride flag with a matching dangly earring and big floppy black hat
Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, resting upside down like a gremlin
Excerpt from "Rogues in the House", a Conan the Barbarian story: "'...those mirrors on the walls? They transmit the reflection of the room into these tubes, down which other mirrors carry it to reflect it at last on an enlarged scale in this great mirror.' Murilo realized that the priest must be centuries ahead of his generation, to perfect such an invention; but Conan put it down to witchcraft, and troubled his head no more about it."
a box of rapid tests for covid and influenza A and B
an excerpt from The Slithering Shadow, a Conan the Barbarian story: "But what if they come to life again?" she whispered. "Then I'll keep killing them until they stay dead!" he snapped.
a photo of a bluescreen of death on my very old (like, 2016-2017) gaming laptop
Sanguinius from the Horus Heresy bit of the Warhammer 40k universe, a ten-foot-tall demigod with wings and flowing blond hair who is extremely Extra™, he's basically the OC I'd come up with when I was fourteen who's like Jesus but if he was a vampire with a tragic destiny
Phoenix Wright saying "Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas
a cropped screenshot from Transcendental Cha Cha Cha by Tom Cardy. The DJ has a jack-o'-lantern face and is wearing chunky headphones, a bow tie and has a skirt/cape/tail/??? that is made of space. Their hands are in white gloves and not attached to their body.
a photo of a Stimsons Python peering out of her hide in the red light of her heat lamp. Her name is Baroness Snugglepants von Noodlesworth
a selfie taken over the shoulder in a bathroom mirror. Evey is flexing in a tank top and booty shorts that say "REVENGE" on the butt
a grass fire in an expanse of dry grass, literally across the street from a shitload of residential houses and also adjoining a fucking power substation, what the FUCK children
Davy Bones, a brindle greyhound, is upside down with zombie eyes and his tongue poking out a little. He's the comfiest good boy who's snuggling me while I work
screenshot of Tumblr posts: frankensteinmutual: forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to smilepaint: call me a ghost the way heimsuchen that dick
frog wizard with the caption "I'm about to cause a ruckus"
Max, a human, holding the lead of Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, who is staring fixedly at something out of frame. She's doing a little point with her front foot and is very cute
Saoirse, a brindle greyhound, peers imperiously at the camera as though affronted that a human should dare to give her scritches (she loves them actually and has just woken up from a nap)