Micah Best Friend

@fart.kiwi

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Don't believe the hype. Minneapolis

A photo of me displaying the food I ordered taken by the DoorDash driver. There’s an “ICE NAZIS OUT” sign in the background.
Three stickers: 1. A sticker that says "BLOCK EVERYTHING" with a picture of a cat flopped on top of a model train 2. A sticker that says "THE FUTURE IS TIRE FIRES" 3. A "Welcome to Minneapolis!" sticker in the same style as the burning 3rd precinct design, except it's Whipple burning instead of the 3rd precinct
Three stickers: 1. A photo of an ICE agent slipping on ice with the text "ICE EAT SHIT" 2. A sticker reading "YOU CAN'T KILL US ALL - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU - GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE - ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE" 3. A sticker reading "PIECE OF SHIT RACISTS WEARING TEMU MILITARY COSPLAY WHO WERE ALL TOO DUMB TO BECOME REGULAR COPS - THAT'S PRETTY FUCKEN DUMB - FUCK ICE" with a skeleton hand giving the finger
Classic historical photo of a shellshocked Soviet soldier with a 1000 yard stare
Another tweet later in the thread reading: 🧵🚨 MINNEAPOLIS SIGNAL INFILTRATED These thugs apparently have a “HOME BASE” though I haven’t been able to identify it. Here’s an ICE chaser indicating that he is “expected” there. It has a screenshot from Signal with someone's message that reads "Heading east on foot. Homebase is expecting me. Should be off call in 15 minutes."
Screenshot of first tweet in a Twitter thread by @camhigby. It reads: 🧵🚨 MINNEAPOLIS SIGNAL INFILTRATED I have infiltrated organizational signal groups all around Minneapolis with the sole intention of tracking down federal agents and impeding/assaulting/and obstructing them. BUCKLE UP ALL WILL BE REVEALED Each area of the city has a signal or several signals. Let’s start with a screen recording of all members of the south side group to start.
Screenshot of two Instagram messages reading: "Sending $ now. Please please please be safe. More pleases if cats go outside. Love to all" "We're DeWalt family."
Blowing the horn gun at some ICE agents in a black SUV
Me holding a horn gun, which is looks like an electric drill but instead of a drill, there are four train horns
Facebook post from Meteorologist Max Velocity reading “EXPLODING TREES are possible in the Midwest and Northern Plains on Friday and Saturday, as temperatures are forecasted to fall 20 degrees BELOW zero!”
You may be 38 years old, as I happen to be. And one day, some great opportunity stands before you and calls you to stand up for some great principle, some great issue, some great cause. And you refuse to do it because you are afraid.... You refuse to do it because you want to live longer.... You're afraid that you will lose your job, or you are afraid that you will be criticized or that you will lose your popularity, or you're afraid that somebody will stab you, or shoot at you or bomb your house; so you refuse to take the stand. Well, you may go on and live until you are 90, but you're just as dead at 38 as you would be at 90. And the cessation of breathing in your life is but the belated announcement of an earlier death of the spirit. Martin Luther King Jr.
Me holding what what looks like an electric drill, except instead of a drill it's a train horn.
Facebook post from the Humphrey School of Public Policy with a quote from a dean, “On the ground in Minneapolis, the scale of immigration enforcement appears disproportionate to the size of the undocumented immigrant population.”
Screenshot of Doordash showing a ghost kitchen called "Jerk Burger" with an obviously AI generated image of a burger and chicken wings
An electronic gadget sitting on a dresser with a red and green light and vintage styling
Me holding a giant sloth stuffed animal in front of an arcade game in a bar, with my wife
Screenshot of bluesky "Add muted words and tags" screen with "stump party" typed in
A round dog
Two kittens snuggling in a cat tree, on a shelf that is too small for both of them
A paper bag in our refrigerator, with "Dead Bat, Do Not Eat!" written on it
A package of Oreos, special flavor “Coca-Cola with popping candy”
Powderhorn Park sign which reads "Zumba has moved inside"
2 kittens playing
Us getting married
Email from Jakeeno's reading: South Minneapolis Strong: Help Us Rebuild! As part of our efforts to revitalize our beloved neighborhood, we are launching a GoFundMe campaign and celebrating Jakeeno's Pizza & Pasta's new full liquor license. Together, we can rebuild, shine brighter, and elevate our community's dining experience. South Minneapolis is a special place. We're surrounded by so many amazing businesses, and we want to be a positive force that brings people together. Who wouldn't benefit from a better Minneapolis? Because the entire Midwest depends on a strong, positive Twin Cities metro area. WHEN MINNEAPOLIS DOES BETTER, EVERYBODY DOES BETTER. Continued Investment in Our Neighborhood: We believe in South Minneapolis and its potential. Your contribution allows us to keep investing and growing alongside our neighbors.
Facebook post in the group "Twin Cities Aurora Chasers" reading "Why was the crescent moon in the sky and then disappeared? Is this usual? lol."
Venn diagram with the three circles reading "File Transfer Protocol", "Functional Threshold Power", and "Fuck The Police", with "Me" in the middle
LinkedIn post that reads: "Looking for candidates in Raleigh for a Night Shift computer operator opening. Its a direct hire position with my client. Must have control-M batch processing experience. If you are interested, please let me know."
A picture of a public bathroom with a stall that is open to the surroundings
Pinball back glass for Bally Future Spa
W 3(1)-2(3)
A Facebook post from my profile dated 11/3/2011 which reads "The NLRB has found merit with ALL of our charges at Jimmy Johns. We're going to get reinstated with back pay!!"
A tub of sourdough started on top of a cat bed heater