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He/Him

Because cops love shooting dogs, get it?
Cover art for the album “Pulse Demon” by Merzbow
@KlonnyPin_Gosch writes on Twitter: Everyone who carried water for the Totenkopf-tatted Abu Graihb guard who worked for Blackwater and are only now disavowing him because of rape allegations lodged by a woman in the imperial core are social chauvinists who need to get their heads straight
Someone out of view holds up a pot of soup to shut Mayim Balik’s stupid fucking mouth.
Despite Trump being the 2024 Republican nominee, this blue MAGA schizo thinks the Democrats were “in the process” of stopping him.
Not going to alt text this. Apologies to the visually impaired, I promise you aren’t missing anything.
No. HAH. Nuh-uh. Not the AIPAC Shakur I know.
My family and I on the way to listen to Dopesmoker in the desert.
A voyeuristic sicko laughs and exclaims his approval of what he is witnessing.
you are allowed to make fun of people who think large language models are sentient
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful. 3:36 PM • 12/21/11
Robert Downey Jr. briefly and correctly explains the premise of the comic.
Lucen regrets using AI generated memes against the Empire but he’s doing it so others don’t have to.
Master Chief you already know who it is.
Crusher’s cortisol spiked and is now violencemaxxing after seeing Ulamog get Ulamogged by Clavicular
Spine of Ish Sah {7} Artifact When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand
A tweet that reads as follows: Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social At Liberal Currents, we're planning to roll out an entire series of essays about how to reform America after Trump, called The Reconstruction Papers. Or you could get your takes from the Kirby avatar that wants to do a Bolshevik revolution (and never will)
The man is pleased to have two cakes. The cakes being an analogy for BlueSky and Twitter.
Waow (based based based based based based based)
A post featuring a spicy lib take on the merits of not being in the Epstein files.
Marathon roadmap explicitly calling Cryo Archive a “new zone” in “season 1”
Loading screen for Damavand Peak in Battlefield 3
I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.
Famous black boxer Sugar “Leonard” Ray
Israeli rape soldier shitposts on neoliberal version of twitter
A man reaches into an envelope for speech he’s preparing to read to the press.
🗣️I'M NOT ARGUING - WITH A WHITE ANARCHIST !!!!!! GO WASH YOUR ASS 🤣
A man chastising dissident voters who criticize their party from within but will eventually “vote for the lesser evil”
Photo states the following: American Service-Members Protection Act (ASPA) • A unique statute known as the American Service-Members Protection Act authorizes the President to use “all means necessary and appropriate” to secure the release of U.S. or allied persons detained by the International Criminal Court (ICC).
A post on Twitter from the Bungie Store official account advertising the Marathon Collectors Edition.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. Post on Twitter? Who cares?
סטפניהו, לקוד ג'יימס, וה-KDF:
Two men on a bridge discuss how “24/7 corporate surveillance” has a bad ring to it
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole has nuclear weapons.
A man is holding up “three” fingers when it should be “drei” fingers, the expression of the gentleman opposite of him shows he has determined this man is a tourist.
“I HAD to laugh reading that Biden wasnt in the Epstein files, wasnt being blackmailed by anyone in any way, nor were his family being threatened. He just TRULY believed in supporting Israel. Like buddy was committing a genocide for the love of the game. It's INSANE” Retweeting Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant “What I keep going back to is what the hell was Biden's Justice Department even doing that whole time”
Nimbus. Popular Destiny 2 character. They kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Former coworker turned class traitor hits you with the “um… I’m actually working from the inside” stare
You’re telling me now for the first time.
When you go tf off on someone with just two words.
The Twitter page for mooncult, a prophet from pre-Elon twitter whose return is prophesied.
Donald Trump learns something he already knew and very poorly pretends to be shocked.
The Israelis forgot he died