Zoey (gay)

@fartcaptor.bsky.social

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I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together 🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋

A scene from Merlin (1994) where an elderly Merlin (played by Sam Neill) tells the story of the first time he used magic as a young man. Young Merlin is trying to save a woman struggling in quicksand. He grabs a branch to hold out to her but it's not long enough. The shot cuts to Old Merlin who says, "I felt the power within me…". Young Merlin (panicked): "Grow!" Old Merlin: "Grow!" Young Merlin (more confidently): "Grow!" Old Merlin: "Grow!" Young Merlin: "Grow, now!" The broken branch begins rapidly growing until Nimewe is able to reach it and be pulled to safety
Excerpt from Wikipedia's article on the Plague: Globally, about 600 cases are reported a year. In 2017, the countries with the most cases include the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Madagascar and Peru.
Screen cap from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game Horse girls Bamboo Memory and Inari One are sitting at a table in the academy. Bamboo is grabbing her head in frustration and saying " Inari, you gotta give me a good tongue-lashing! Otherwise, I'll always be a worthless good-for-nothing!"
Screenshot of a the top of post on Ken Klippenstein's substack "My Graham Platner Apology" KEN KLIPPENSTEIN JUL 07, 2026 There is a photo of Platner addressing sexual assault allegations
A very rough sketch of a messy cat woman's face. She's got a notch missing from one ear and a plan that is absolutely going to go wrong
Marine, Selesia, and Meteora sitting crammed together in the seat of a subway car. Selesia looking up with a finger to her chin thinking. Meteora is staring ahead somewhat pensively, and Marine is smiling and looking towards the other two because she wants them to kiss
Screenshot of two bluesky posts from Cautious Hope @goodwraith.bsky.social 11:20 AM • Jun 30, 2026 On trans athletics: yes it matters. But this issue has always been a high water mark for transphobia. The right has used trans athletes against trans rights and the left as a whole. Human rights are in freefall in the US. There are so many people suffering so deeply. The number of trans athletes who will suffer is very low.
A young blue-haired "boy" in a futuristic flight-suit uniform leaning back through a doorway to yell "I've had enough of this nonsense!"
A short, bookish woman with brown hair, glasses, and a comfy looking pink cardigan over a purple sweater, holding her hand up to speak because she is adorable
Meteora, a short mage from a fantasy game with square-cut bangs, taking a big bite out of a hamburger while blushing and closing her eyes
Screencap from the anime "re:creators" The villain Altair is holding out her hand while saying to Selesia, "If I win, then let me have my way with you"
Screencap from "Frieren: Beyond Journey's End" Methode (a tall, lanky brunette sorceress) is happily hugging Frieren, while Fern is trying to pry Frieren away, pulling her by the hips so that her ass is level with Fern's face
Screenshot from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game Fuji Kiseki and Hishi Amazon are in their signature racewear and looking at the viewer. Fuji is gesturing as she says “Here, I have an enormous box and a lady of peerless beauty-Hishi Amazon!”
Headline of an article from "Agri/Pulse" Bird flu, screwworm monitoring among foreign aid programs killed by Trump 03/27/25 By Oliver Ward
A fluffy gray kitten getting sprayed with a water bottle because it has done crimes
Mihono Bourbon and Rice Shower in the Tracen Academy entrance. Bourbon is standing up straight looking at the shorter Rice, who is leaning forward so her eyes are level with Bourbon's boobs
Super Creek dressed as a sexy mummy gently patting Tamamo Cross on the head as she says, "Tamtam, you're such a good girl. There, there..."
On a background of hearts and pink bubbles, Fuji Kiseki is leaning forward and offering her hand to Seiun Sky as she says "Sein Sky... would you do me the honor of being my date?"
Screenshot from the Pretty Derby mobile game. Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet are in their school uniforms after having helped an older couple move. They're smiling at each other and gesturing animatedly Scarlet is saying "Oh, that was no trouble at all. You must be more fatigued than me. I definitely heard you let out a sigh after you were done."
Sirius is now beckoning Nakayama. The player character is thinking "Things are so heated that neither of them are paying me any attention!"
Nakayama Festa and Sirius Symboli staring each other down while smiling coyly Sirius is saying "Ha! You want to hit? You do know there's a fine line between courage and recklessness, right? You're going to bust for sure."
The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 3 minutes! A plentiful pile of changes coming to Follie's Hunt missions. Damage Follie enough to make her briefly retreat, much like how my ex-wife lobs insults at me that made me retreat for good. Relatable? The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 2 minutes! Atramentum balloons are much more visible, and Atramentum is now shared between squadmates upon popping. Trust me, it never feels good to get caught fumbling around in the dark, looking for something rubbery The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 1 minute! Inky Walls will no longer do damage and knockdown when coming into contact. I stubbed my toe in the dark once, and frankly that was embarrassing enough. Follie laughing at me doesn't help.
Screen shot of the career scenario event gallery in the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game. This screen lists the scenarios and shows how many events/scenes have been unlocked for replay and how many there are in total The launch scenario, the URA Finale, has 28 out of 28 unlocked Scenario 2, the Unity Cup, has 56 out of 59 unlocked The latest scenario, Trackblazer, has 152 of 175 unlocked
Tiny baby horse girls Twin Turbo and Shinko Windy on the track and angrily glaring and getting right in each other's faces, because they both wanna do partner running with Winning Ticket Windy is yelling "No waaay! I already have dibs on her!"
Fuji Kiseki smiling cutely and holding some playing cards up doing some kinda magic trick for Nakayama Festa, who is staring at her intensely Fuji is saying "Hehe... You're really staring me down. All this flattery means I'll have to step up my game."
Lulu and Ginko (the bear girls) silhouetted on a red background holding their big goofy bear paws up to the words "Bear Shock!" being sung musically
Ginko (a girl who is secretly a little bear who eats people) sitting in a bubble bath looking in awe at Kureha (a human girl) entering the bathroom and disrobing, with a blinding light emanating from her body
Screencap from the anime "Yurikuma Arashi" (Lesbian Bear Storm) depicting the sign for a store just called "HOMO STORE"
Agnes Digital looking panicked and saying "Unless I do something quick, all the euphoria and feels inside me are going to trigger a big bang! It'll give rise to a brand-new universe!"
Screenshot for the beginning of a scenario event titled "Agnes Digital Explodes" The scene shows the Tracen Academy grounds on a sunny day. From off screen, Agnes Digital is yelling
T.M. Opera O and Meisho Doto in a gymnasium in their school uniforms, ballroom dancing together and holding hands, with really happy smiles They're saying in unison, "There lies no greater happiness than that of love!"
Mejiro McQueen and Ikuno Dictus in a restaurant's outdoor dining area, talking to an off screen server (who is actually Ines Fujin in disguise) The server has just given them a huge complimentarily dessert and is telling them "It's fairly large, so if you hope to finish it all, you'll definitely need to spoon-feed it to each other!"
Sirius Symboli looking haughty with her arm raised towards Kawakami Princess, one finger extended as if to lift someone's chin, though her arm isn't positioned right She's saying "If not... I'll have to make sure you keep that mouth of yours shut."
A word bubble from an unseen, unnamed character labeled "Umamusume B", which says "I want nothing more than to go partner running with you right now! I know you'll treat me to a real thrashing! 🎵-
Meisho Doto looking meek and saying "Snow is… beautiful but dangerous. I often slip and roll down slopes. I get so covered in snow that I'm like a snowman…"
T.M. Opera O confronting an apologetic-looking Agnes Digital, who is saying "But hey, Opera O? How'd you even know I was there at all?"
Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka standing in grassy area at night. Scarlet is scolding Vodka, "I can't believe it! We missed the bus all because of you!"
Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka blushing and awkwardly avoiding eye contact because they're so gay and so tsundere
Super Creek looking directly at the player, covering her face coyly and musically saying "Come along, Mommy."
Oguri Cap holding what appears to be gallon sized honey drink and looking happy
Super Creek smiling and telling Helios "I'll be your mommy!"
Daitaku Helios walking up to Super Creek, who is dressed like a sexy mummy, with her midrif and a lot of cleavage showing. Helios is saying "She's a mommy!"
Taiki Shuttle cheering next to Maruzensky, who is smiling and giving two thumbs up while saying "Course, thanks to those lessons, my own racin' is fine as gravy too! Boy howdy, is that a three-way duel I smell?"
Horse girls Maruzensky and Silence Suzuka standing on the track chatting. Maruzensky it's looking pleased with herself, while Suzuka looks taken aback and is saying "Wait... Did she rub off on you too, Maruzen?!"
Narita Taishin looking down sadly while holding a cheeseburger with a single tiny bite taken out of it
Screenshot from the Umamusume Pretty Derby mobile game Horse girls Hishi Amazon and Narita Brian are dancing together. Brian looks very stern and Amazon looks a bit meek as she says "Y-you're so forceful!"
Screenshot from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby game showing gay horse girl Satono Diamond holding up a little sign that says SUPER FAN while yelling "Ahhh! Kita, you're sooo cute! Please look this way!"
Milo from "Bloom County" yelling "IT'S CAUCUS TIME!!"
YouTube https://m.youtube.com › watch?v=1RmnpAu9ipE KIDZ BOP Kids- WAP Feat. Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion Single Enjoy the KIDZ BOP Kids' rendition of "WAP" featuring Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion in this entertaining single.
Lulu and Ginko from the anime "Yurikuma Arashi" / "Lesbian Bear Storm They're currently in their adorable little bear forms. Lulu is a brown bear who had her face jammed right up Ginko's backside and is saying "Oooh, your smell makes me giddy!" because she's gay as hell and does not really understand personal boundaries
#Ragnarok was in fact fun as hell I think somehow it made me gay for Cate Blanchett. Not sure how that even works 1:28 AM • Nov 4, 2017
Excerpt from the Wikipedia page for Simon Roseburg: According to the 2002 book How to Hack a Party Line: The Democrats and Silicon Valley, Rosenberg and NDN were instrumental in shifting control of the Democratic Party away from labor unions and toward Silicon Valley businesses. Rosenberg said in 1999, "Our problem as a party is that the biggest source of our venture capital now comes from labor, which is a group that's becoming less and less important, and representing less and less of a percentage of American voters. ... We have to replace labor's investment in the party with investment from another source, and hopefully from a source that's growing."
Clip from Dumbing of Age of Carla's mom pogging and squealing with joy
Ultra Car extending her third robot arm off panel, initially startling Malaya before she says "Oh, fuck yes."
Carla from Dumbing of Age looking really excited
A closeup of the words "queer trans woman" in Marissa's post
A fluffy kitten getting sprayed with water because her brain is dumb and mean
Becky staring blankly and then internally screaming
Juha in a fluffy white bathrobe at some kind of serious golf strategy meeting, saying "No, I'm normal"
Ichina using her laptop to show Eve a profile of Juha Hamilail, their biggest current competition and asking "How can you be so ignorant?"