Phil

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Never knowingly underweight. Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social

An idiot wearing one of those furry Russian tank driver’s hats has a drink outside in his garden.
An idiot (me) stands in front of a sign for West Midlands Jerk Centre.
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An idiot wearing a hat drinks a beer.
An idiot in a hat drinks a beer.
An idiot in a hat drinks a beer.
A Gloster VI floatplane on a land-handling platform. Face on, it has the frontal area of a bumble bee. Stunning.
Sweepstakes ticket for Cape Verde in the World Cup.
An idiot (me) stands in front of a sign for ‘West Midlands Jerk Centre’.
A bearded man in a thick, submariner-style jumper.
pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 •.. oh poor baby o oò do you need the robot to make you pictures? do yeah? o do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah??? you can't do it?? oò oò you're a moron?? do yo need chat gpt to fuck your we?
Me in front of a sign “West Midlands Jerk Centre”.
An idiot (our author) drinks a pint while wearing a massive rose-shaped headdress.
pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 •.. oh poor baby o oò do you need the robot to make you pictures? do yeah? o do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah??? you can't do it?? oò oò you're a moron?? do yo need chat gpt to fuck your we?
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Burger King meme with the lyrics to sign o the times: In September, my cousin tried reefer for the very first time Now he's eating horse, it's June
And ... did you kiss? We did, on the Circle line.
A cherry blossom tree in full bloom and a grey-painted garden shed.
A large ginger cat (Henry, for it is he), lying on the bed like one of them French girls.
IN YOUR Jersey Evening Post WEDNESDAY FUGITIVE SAUSAGE DOG CAUSES MAYHEM
Buckfast tonic wine themed Easter egg gift pack.
An idiot standing in front of a sign for West Midlands Jerk Centre.
Withnail and I meme with text “we went into a world war by mistake”
Giant water lilies on a pond in Mauritius.
Norman Stanley Fletcher You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard
pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 oh poor baby óò oò do you need the robot to make you pictures? a do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah??? you can't do it?? o you're a moron?? o do you need chat gpt to fuck your wi?
A black and white cat lies on a bed, somewhat contorted.
A big ginger sleeping cat. You can’t tell from the picture, but he’s an idiot.
Supermarket display of cucumbers with the sign “Ideal for valentine’s”.