Jonny

@fatred.bgp4.life

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Nerd. Dad. Shitposter. Zürich/Cambridge/London

My rescue dog Fudge
Spam message over telegram. “Bonjour Jenny, je recommande Urlaub qui vient de moi avec un Ausflug machen“
Swiss Comedian Karpi making a satirical presentation at ETH Zurich advertising “business nappies”. The tagline is “Erfolg ist eine Frage des Timings”, which roughly translates to “Success is a question of timing”. The context is that late night political negotiations go all night, and with a nappy on you don’t need to take a break from your wheeler dealing.
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box cannot chieve line rate on 64b packets
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can only reach 10.9Mpps, which is 96% of line rate when using 250b packets
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can achieve line rate on imix packet profile
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can achieve line rate on 1514b packets
Block diagram of the Mikrotik CCR2004-1B-12s+-2XS describing how the ports and the CPU interact.
Tub of homemade clotted cream ice cream with chunks of scone and strawberry jam drizzled on top. Not pictured: Me. Salivating profusely.