Luke☕

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27 year old Dragonite | 🇳🇱 | animation filmmaker | winter gear enthusiast linktr.ee/fattydragonite

A colossal anthropomorphic alligator is at a carwash establishment staffed by kobolds, who wash and climb atop the alligator holding various tools and cleaning implements, banding together to clean her as they would a large car, a sign in the distance reads ''Kobold Kar Wash'' ''Yipping hours are from 9:00AM to 5:00PM'' ''NOTICE: Keep Tail-buckets fastened and balanced. Prevent workplace accidents!'' ''Kobold suffer back pain! At least Kobold gets dental'' ''His tail look like Alaskan Bull worm, Yip!'' ''Swamp Dragon must love to eat...'' ''Customer happy when truck shiny, this time customer IS truck!'' ''You big and sturdy like dragon, where wings?'' ''Haha, big lizard so fat and soft... I feel funny...''
Designation: Tuttu Class: C Callsign: Tundra Titan Status: r̶e̶t̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ POWER SYSTEMS: Tuttu's exo suit runs on a Sodium Acetate Thermal System engineered by one of our subsidiaries. At a glance you may think he's all brawn and no brains, but when he proposed: ''a suit that's like a liquid cooled PC, but for heat'' Even I was surprised at his ''ingenuity''. It gave our lawyers a run for their money explaining to johnny law why we ordered 648 pairs of reusable handwarmers, but it certainly did the trick. FIELD NOTES Back when I was a recruitment officer, I'd never seen my sergeant's eyes go as wide as they did when Tuttu first enlisted. I'd never seen a reindeer so big in my life either. What made it even more astonishing is that he had apparently been a top athlete in the Arctic Winter Games, I thought he was joking before he showed me his medals along with photos of him on the pedestal, I needed to see several of them to confirm the lithe reindeer in the frame was the same as the behemoth now sitting in front of me. While Tuttu showed prowess in combat training, it didn't take long for the big lug to have to catch his breath. Sure enough, despite his own exhaustion I often caught him helping his fellow recruits, this reindeer had the friendship gene. And as luck would have it, we were in dire need of arctic rescue units. Tuttu excelled, the academy measures rescue capabilities in St. Bernards. Our top student last year got a three, Tuttu got a four. ''THE POUCH'' Tuttu's suit is equipped with a ventral storage cavity. A sort of recovery chamber capable of holding up to two survivors directly against the warm lining of both the heated suit as well as it's heated and insulated wearer, enabling rapid core temperature recovery during extraction. It feels a bit like a full body massage from a billion molecules at once, I mean... A friend told me it feels like that... **Pouch Capacity**: 2 Adults / 84 rotisserie chickens
A heavyset alligator deceiving the viewer who is inquiring about their diet and eating habits. Trying not to reveal his secret that he intends to grow larger. A thought balloon emerging showing this ideal body image along with a description of rushed thoughts containing the following: ''YES YES PLEASE OMG I WANT TO BE A CANNONBALL I WANT TO BE AS ROUND AS THE VEGAS SPHERE I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO CONTINUE GROWING BIGGER LIKE A PRIZED PUMPKIN PLEASE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME I WILL MAKE SALADS ACROSS THE WORLD COWER IN FEAR OVER THE SIZE OF THIS MIDRIFF I WILL MAKE EVERY DIETITIAN ON THIS PLANET RUE THE DAY THEY EVER TRIED TO MAKE ANYONE EAT ANYTHING BUT DEEP FRIED OREOS I WANT TO BE SO FAT MY BODY IS MORE MARBLED THAN THE STATUES SCULPTED BY THE OLD MASTERS I WANT TO HAVE AT LEAST NINETY PERCENT OF MY PERIPHERAL VISION COVERED BY BULK''
A Dragonite accompanying his blue jay friend near a grocery store. Endearing him on to enjoy the stars that are sparkling in the night sky behind them. In the distance under the starts stands the Clarion Hotel Malmo Live building