Fatty Scott

@fattyscott.bsky.social

356 Followers 228 Following

I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.

It’s a photo of a Facebook marketplace ad of what appears to be a lifelike doll of a human baby but is disturbingly realistic
A video of a DJ putting Tyler Childers “Feathered Indians” laid over Warren G’s “Regulate”
Just three bros taking a selfie with their tongue out at the Royals game
A pic of me trying to cut in the corners as I paint our living room but the ceiling peak is nearly 30 feet high
Some lunatic put baked beans in a chocolate chip cookie and this video is a sane persons response to that heinous act
David Lesky didn’t think Tyler Tolbert would get 5 hits in a game and then Tyler did it in back to back nights. Probably just to personally spite David.
Our full Ju4 spread. Fries, grilled onions, baked beans, burgers, brats, and stuffed jalapeños
Burgers and brats on the grill
Fire cracker corn, grilled onions, beans and fries in the smoker
Fully cooked bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeños
Bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeños on the grill
A photo of a smiling mom and dad while a toddler mean mugs the camera during a nice visit to the zoo
A picture of the beautiful bouquet my wife sent me for Father’s Day
Flyer for Kansas City Elks Lodge #26 golf tournament this Saturday June 20 to raise money for local scholarships
Fuck tornados
A pic of two cool guys in their hats and sunglasses
A picture of professional wrestler Oba Femi
A 1971 Chevrolet long bed step side
Walter “driving the bus” for the last time
A love letter to my bus
A fully clothed adult man in a still wrapped tub
Neighbor already cleared the branches and had the whole tree removed.
Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters. The fake band played by the fake band The Wonders in the movie That Thing You Do
He’s not that BAD
Cody as a naked baby ala Nirvana
The only soup reviews video you need. Except all of his other soup related videos.
Classic shirt of Cody Tapp’s gig at 810 “Sports Night” as designed by Smug Dingus
Walter doing his best Zoolander
Walter and I acknowledging our Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns.
ESPN description of Bobby Baseball’s ITPHR and that it traveled 17 feet in the air
Picture showing my student loan balance has finally hit zero!
Bread Hart. It’s a picture of bread with Bret Hart’s face. Bread Hart. Get it? You get it.
An indoor grill type contraption in our kitchen island.
Rick the dog with his tongue sticking out
W playing with John Cena figures while watching the 2020 Royal Rumble
The boy wants to play wrasslin TOYS and have wrasslin in TEEBEE
BIG STEPS!
Brontosaurus TP holder
The listing photo of Walter’s bathroom
A boy and his dad playing with wrestling figures watching WM night 1
The world’s friendliest burglar
Video of me proposing to my wife, six years ago today.
A pic of our new vinyl setup playing the new Johnny Blue Skies album
A chicken nugget expert posing as the Easter bunny
Sending tots and pears in this difficult time.
Fatty selfie with Matt Braunger
Baby Fatty being super cool and not a little douchebag at all.