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Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep. Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

hermey the misfit elf, d.d.s. from the 1964 rankin/bass tv special rudolph the red nosed reindeer. he has an impeccable blond coiff, bright red lips, and an alarming pair of pliers
In a speech to stakeholders at Parliament, Peters said the names Kupe and Cook were a "look to the future with positive recognition of the past," and spoke to New Zealand's maritime heritage. "These are proper names. Historic names. New Zealand names." Peters anticipated there would be pushback against the name Cook, with his speech targeting "snivelling wokesters" who considered Cook to be a "harbinger of colonisation". "A mature country does not run from its history. A serious country does not vandalise its memory to satisfy the latest fashion in whinger politics."
close-up of the honours board at clyde quay school, showing a 1903 honour for one Winifred Player
Gregory House
The Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth
Tony Soprano: “I need my little treats or I’ll go fucking crazy”
john cena eating lunch
john cena eating breakfast
a boy and his cat, sleepy on the couch
Classic Arthur fist
fake Burger King add with the classic “55 burgers 55 fries” order from that one ITYSL episode
Powerful 7.5-magnitude earthquake strikes off Japan, tsunami alert issued
Two princes, set apart in dignity Now bend the knee before their would-be bride The one knows something of celebrity; The other surely should be certified. Her father, looking on with eyebrow rais’d, Awaits her choice: a match to be condoned? Or will she choose the destitute, half-crazed Romantic, and so find herself disown’d? Yet—what is this!—it seems to him that maybe The choice was not so clear: for, here are… flowers? And do his ears deceive him, or did “baby” Escape her lips, bewhilst they talked for hours? The king sighs, having thought at least that he Knew what a prince and lover ought to be
The Australian-made tool, known as Heidi, was adopted by Health NZ after a successful trial period in New Zealand, cutting the time it took staff to write clinical notes and freeing them up to see more patients. HNZ said it was now being used by 1250 doctors and front-line statt in EDs around the country.
Headline: US national allegedly flew into NZ to carry out murder before flying back home
the skull pile from the bone temple
c3po and r2d2
partial screenshot of a playlist
NZ computer programming team, 1996 L-R: Derham McAven (RIP), Matt Currie, @myelin.nz, Shaun Malone, tiny goblin
a tiny grey kitten with ginger and white colouring in her fur. she’s licking one paw and you have never imagined a cuter cat in your life
a pint glass! this one had ginger ale in it but the ginger ale is gone now. the glass has perfect heft and, uh, girth I guess?
photo of the overlook party which I assumed was New Year’s Eve but it’s July 4th which makes perfect sense because the whole point is that there’s nobody at the hotel in the winter. you idiot. you complete moron.
The Usborne Book Of World History
poster for “the spy who loved me”
the creepy sign cunt from love actually but his signs have been redacted with big black rectangles
Danny DeVito as Penguin, captioned “Somehow… Batman returned”
yikes
widget, the world watcher, looking horrified at this suggestion
letterboxd list entitled “films where someone who doesn’t normally turn left turns left”, featuring mad max: fury road (2015) and zoolander (2001)
imdb screenshot showing a credit for Matt Powell as “Robust Masturbator”
teeny little super guy
Photo of the aisle signs at new world. Some have been labelled with a bizarre selection of Wellington suburb names.
national geographic “purple crystal lab” science kit
godDAMN this stupid milkloving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss country
Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN ACTING LIKE WE GOT AN INELASTIC PRODUCT WHEN WE DON'T.
the author holding a can of ginger fusion
actor terrence stamp
A letterboxd list entitled “Movies with animated bears and hot air balloons where Hugh Grant ends the film in prison reflecting on his life as a charismatic but treasure-obsessed villain”. It has two entries: Paddington 2 (2017) and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Britta on Community: “I can excuse concentration camps, but I draw the line at looting kitchens”
a juxtaposition of a skeet about juicy tangerines and a skeet about Brandi’s butt
A summary of the review said some key issues were identified, including weaknesses in technology configuration, lack of visibility over user activity and gaps in governance.
supermarket tiramisu with a fancy spoon
tweet from apr 18 1775 the British are coming and so am I lol
a huge fiery wyrm coiled around the world tree
wild thyme
the mechanical turk
it’s a bit of wood but the pattern of knots looks like sid from the ice age movies
Screenshot of a Jacinda Ardern instagram post about Milo, cropped to highlight the phrase “for a milkier choice”
The Cousins
Bathroom sign saying “hombres en su diversidad/men in their diversity”
close-up of what looks to be a dock leaf or similar, tied with cotton thread to the underside of a human foot. It’s an illustration in one of those fodder/clickbait article links, with the title “Neurologist Begs People With Neuropathy And Nerve Pain: Stop Doing This Now”
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Cover of seminal children’s book “pukunui”
Somehow, Christ returned.
I don’t know what I expected
they did also kill jesus
Poe Dameron: “somehow, Katy Perry returned”
Close-up of some pallets at the loading dock of my local supermarket, to which someone has taped a paper sign saying “DO NOT BREAKDOWN”