Steve Gibson

@fazor3d.bsky.social

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Handsome and witty rapscallion. Exactly one half of the Nonessential Podcast, but which half?

Text reads "Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would" Photo shows a trio of dice that, together, read "rub my" + "face" + "on the floor."
Top-down view. Strips of beef with peppers and onions, stewed in tomatoes served with beans & rice and corn. Plated on a white, square dish sitting on a wooden cutting board.
Homer Simpson's face, collapsed at the mouth after eating the world's most sour candy, "77X42"
"I hate everything" Mustache guy. Parks and Rec, I think?
Moster in my Pockets: Little rubbery-plasticy monsters in solid, day-glow colors.
The only Crowe who still counts as a murder when he's by himself. Russel Crowe in the Gladiator, from the "Are you not entertained" scene.
A screenshot of the text-based, ascii art BBS game, Legend of the Red Dragon. "The murky forest stands before you - a giant maw of gloomy darkness ever beckoning."
Portion of a privately-owned helicopter's flight path, forming a heart overtop of my office.
Round pita bread, toasted and topped with Chipotle chicken, red onion, corn, black beans, and cheese. Garnished with cilantro and hot sauce, and served on a white, square plate. Round tortilla chips topped with nacho cheese are plated next to the quartered flat bread.
A tiger lily bush with about two dozen vibrant, orange flowers. Also visible are a pair of Dusty Miller plants that flank these flowers, and last year's faded red pine bark mulch.
A small, sleek bird. Dark gray in color, with a shiny black stripe down its back. Thin, black bean curves slightly downward. Perched atop a wood post, with an out of focus background of lush, green leaves.
Broccoli, carrots, red and yellow pepper, rice, and chicken on a round black plate.
Colorful stir-fry: broccoli, red cabbage, carrots, yellow and red peppers, and chicken. Plated next to a mound of white rice, on a black plate.
Colorful stir-fry in a large gray bowl atop a bamboo cutting board. Contents include broccoli, red cabbage, carrots, yellow and red peppers, and chicken.
A close-up shot of a confused Morph from X-Men '97; his bald, nose-less face looking as lost as his missing pupils. Just visible: His cool brown jacket that he wears over his 'lil yellow X-Men onesie.
3 Tacos (Black beans on a whole wheat tortilla, topped with onion, cabbage, feta, lime crema, and cilantro.) Corn on the cob (with crema, cilantro, and chili powder.)
A disturbing smiley face constructed of berries (eyes, nose, and ears), mini waffles with strawberry syrup (mouth) and bacon (hair.)
Hit man from Dumb and Dumber. He just won't get off the phone!
Male duck. Aka "Mallard."
Vanderhall Venice three-wheeled autocycle. Two toned (White top / black bottom) with red interior, parked on a lot in front of some tropical looking palm trees and high grasses.
The sweaty, Australian hunter guy from Jurassic park, looking sideways above his rifle with the words, "Clever Girl."
Daughter Lincoln wearing pink sunglasses and a bushy purple faux-mustache
Vonnegut sketch 2: The Highlightening.
A pretty bad sketch of author Kurt Vonnegut
4 panel comic, featuring person one, who is cooking, and person two, who is tasting. Person one: "Food can be a form of expression. I put my emotions in to my cooking." Person two: "This tastes horny?" Person one: "It's nice to be understood."
A kitchen island designed to look like a pirate ship, including hull, deck, and in this case, even three masts.)
"Making a sandwich" vs "putting it back" over Willem Dafoe in The Life Aquatic vs The Lighthouse
Nine Inch Nails 'The Fragile' album cover
Whisky glass with a bit of Ardbeg 10 Year.
Diced dragon fruit served in its own carcas, and a half of a kiwi.
Person 1: "I use humor to mask my sadness." Person 2: "But... You're not funny."
A ceramic chef bottle holder which makes it look like the cook is deep throating his wine.
Willem Dafoe's totally normal smile
Lincoln flying her Little Mermaid kite against a blue sky with wispy clouds
Snowy, windy weather from the front porch
4 year old Lincoln in her tutu dress, matching her pink bike and tassels.
Brewdog "Cold Beer" can with some pizza and a hot dog
Kirin Ichiban beer in bottle.
Seared chicken thighs with rice and broccoli.
Overhead view of blue, yellow, and red koi in murky pond water.
Cincinnati skyline at night.
A small, exquisitely mosaiced row cottage with dozens of potted plants and flowers. Possibly a JRPG herbalism shop.
11 month old girl holding a giant red baseball bat. Menacingly.
"Wine Pairings for Chips" Pinot Grig' with Pringles, Pinot Noir with Cheetos, Sauv Blanc with Sunchips, Chardonnay with Fritos, Cab. Sauvignon with Doritos, Prosecco with Ruffles, annd Rose with Cape Cod
Soft tacos with "chicken", dices tomato and onion, Lettuce, and pepper sauce top-down view.
The 'The More You Know' screen from the 90's. 80's? Olden times. "The More You Know" in purple letters above a shooting star (shape) leaving a cosmic, rainbow-colored trail.