fcp999

@fcp999.bsky.social

I teach people to read packets. It was cool 25 years ago, but it's getting kind of old, but still better than putting on pants.

Most people are cunts, yes, I’m sad but it’s true,
They’ll smile to your face, then they’ll spit in your stew.
They’ll lie while they’re nodding, they’ll cheat while they grin,
They’ll borrow your tools and “forget” to bring ‘em in.

They’ll drive like they’re special, they’ll cut you right off,
They’ll cough on your lunch, then they’ll laugh when you cough.
They’ll talk through a movie, they’ll shout on their phone,
They’ll crowd you in queues, and they know they’ve been shown.

They’ll ghost you, they’ll flake, they’ll show up an hour late,
They’ll park in your spot and insist it’s just fate.
They’ll post online sermons on kindness and care,
While mugging a grandma or stealing her chair.

Oh yes—there are gems, rare folks worth your trust,
But they’re outnumbered badly, and find them you must.
So guard your own wallet, your heart, and your lunch…
Because most people, dear reader, are absolutely cunts.

$| Pathogen / Cause | Incubation Period | Common Symptoms | | ---------------------------- | -------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------- | | **E. coli (e.g., O157\:H7)** | 1–10 days (avg. 3–4) | Diarrhea (often bloody), stomach cramps, nausea | | **Shigella** | 1–3 days | Diarrhea (sometimes bloody), fever, cramps | | **Salmonella** | 6–72 hours | Diarrhea, fever, vomiting | | **Campylobacter** | 2–5 days | Diarrhea (may be bloody), fever, cramps | | **Norovirus** | 12–48 hours | Vomiting, diarrhea, nausea | | **Giardia** (parasite) | 1–3 weeks (avg. 7–10 days) | Watery diarrhea, bloating, fatigue | | **Cryptosporidium** | 2–10 days (avg. 7) | Watery diarrhea, stomach cramps, dehydration | | **Hepatitis A** | 15–50 days (avg. 28) | Fatigue, jaundice, abdominal pain, loss of appetite |$