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@fcrouter.bsky.social

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Baker. I ❤️ glutenin + gliaden. Minnesota launched, Seattle landed.

A fluffy light- and dark gray cat sitting upright, looking more innocent than is felinely possible
A photo of a bobcat leaning over a tree limb with a paw hanging down. It has prominent white and black “false eyes” fur patterns on the back of its ears
A New Yorker cartoon by Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell, showing a movie projector in a woman’s head. A screen says, “Now Playing: Everything You Said At The Party” and she looks horrified
A photo of a positive Covid test strip
A Minnesota State Flag with the rebel loon alliance logo on a flagpole against a cloudy sky
Vintage 50s clock on a wall with with four pipes for the doorbell chime
A ridiculous sticker on a car’s rear window with an intended-to-look majestic and the words “The metric system can’t measure freedom” in all caps, with “freedom” extra big for emphasis
A text message with a photo of an upside down torso wearing a red San Francisco jacket. A message asks, “Is that a distress signal?” The response is “Gah”
A Far Side cartoon showing a police raid of a card game. The caption reads, “FREEZE! Okay, now…who’s the brains of this outfit?” Three of the card players are regular sized people, but the fourth has a ginormous head
A Far Side cartoon captioned “Early vegetarians returning from the kill” with the triumphant hunters carrying a giant carrot on their shoulders and waving their shovels
A screenshot of a red banner with white text from the top of the US State Department website saying, “Due to the Democrat-led shutdown, website updates will be limited until full operations resume.”
My sloppy No Kings, No Tyrants, Just a Reign of Frogs sign. Xed out crown, Xed out jackboot, three frogs raising fists in protest
Blotchy but clearly handmade sign: no kings, no tyrants, just a reign of frogs
No Kings, No Tyrants, Just a Reign of Frogs on the front, with the image of a crossed out crown, crossed out jackboot, and three cartoon frogs raising a fist in protest. It’s messy and handmade
Far Side cartoon showing a mailman surrounded by excited dogs nipping at his clothes, while in the background, a sad dog is stuck inside practicing the violin
Far Side comic—nature abhors a vacuum
A yellow and black warning sign with an icon of a person vomiting at the top. “Vibrio Bacteria Warning: eating raw shellfish from this beach can make you sick.”
Screenshot of a tweet with images of an American flag cake on the left and a blue flame burning it on the right. Text reads: “Freedom-of-speech Burn Your Flag Cake. Made in honor of the ACLU’s birthday and the Women’s March”, dated 1/26/17
A scene from Harold and Maude with Maude sitting in a church pew behind Harold (before she offers him some licorice)
Multiple round loaves of semolina bread topped with olive salad, ready for the meat and cheese layers
Screenshot of a NY Times headline, “In Madrid, There’s No Such Thing as Too Much Ham” from The Frugal Traveler column, July 9, 2000
A bumper sticker with a pissed-off looking bald eagle on the left with the words in all caps “The metric system can’t measure FREEDOM”
Jeremy Irons as Adrian Veidt in Watchmen, in a spacesuit
Top-down view of a rainbow striped Swiss roll with a vanilla cream filling on a platter, with four slices on shiny purple plates with forks on the side
A color strip from the Behr paint company called “light drizzle” that looks like sadness
A New Yorker cartoon of a woman whose brain has a marquee sign saying, “Now Playing: Everything You Said At The Party”
A dark gray cat face surrounded by a ruff of lighter fur like a frilly Elizabethan collar. Stern yet fancy
Closeup of a coiled golden-brown pastry topped with chopped pistachios on a plate with more Pistachio Snails in the background
Robbie Conal’s poster of a black and white line drawing of Donald Trump with the words Dick Tater in a graffiti font on a red background.
Five golden brown croissants on a ceramic plate. Boy, do they look good
A Far Side comic showing a boy in a yard watching a truck playing music go by: “I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus.” The caption reads “failed marketing ploys”
Slices of cotton candy-textured panettone, pale yellow from all the butter and egg yolks, flavored with candied orange and lemon peel, golden raisins, and Fiori di Sicilia
Two inverted panettone loaves with metal skewers through the paper forms balanced over a cardboard box. The tops of the loaves broke off while cooling and are at the bottom of the box
top-down view of appealingly sticky-looking cranberry-walnut monkey bread that was baked in a bundt pan and inverted onto a white platter
A “Beat the Blerch” cake with a shiny purple glaze, decorated with flying cherub Blerches, murder hornets, and cake slices from the race t-shirt
David Bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth
Dominic, by William Stieg