jon corpora

@feb31st.bsky.social

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my mom went to a grateful dead concert while she was pregnant with me

2 caves of koilos 4 forest 4 llanowar wastes 1 mountain 1 plains 3 reflecting pool 2 undiscovered paradise 4 windswept heath 2 wooded foothills 3 enlightened tutor 4 cabal therapy 4 duress 4 birds of paradise 4 survival of the fittest 4 wall of blossoms 4 wall of roots 1 scroll rack 3 recurring nightmare 1 ghitu slinger 1 squee, goblin nabob 1 uktabi orangutan 1 masticore 2 palinchron 3 swords to plowshares 1 sacred ground 1 worship 1 cho-manno, revolutionary 2 engineered plague 1 genesis 1 choke 1 xantid swarm 1 tormod's crypt 1 null rod 1 ensnaring bridge 1 tsabo's web
4 fear of missing out 4 quantum riddler 4 vivi ornitier 3 marauding mako 3 steamcore scholar 4 agatha's soul cauldron 4 into the flood maw 4 proft's eidetic memory 4 winternight stories 2 torch the tower 1 abrade 1 wild ride 4 riverpyre verge 4 spirebluff canal 3 multiversal passage 1 soulstone sanctuary 6 island 4 mountain 3 annul 3 unable to scream 2 fire magic 2 obliterating bolt 2 torch the tower 1 disdainful stroke 1 negate 1 spell pierce
digital rendering of each individual card in the time spiral expansion laid side by side, as seen through a Dutch angle
4 Suppression Ray 2 Spell Snare 4 Fallaji Archaeologist 1 Waterlogged Teachings 4 Hydroelectric Specimen 4 Disrupting Shoal 4 Flare of Denial 4 Lotus Bloom 4 Jwari Disruption 4 Thundertrap Trainer 1 Razorgrass Ambush 1 Preordain 4 Tameshi, Reality Architect 4 Whir of Invention 3 Beyeen Veil 4 Sea Gate Restoration 4 Sink into Stupor 4 Goblin Charbelcher // Sideboard 4 Consign to Memory 2 Minor Misstep 1 The Filigree Sylex 2 Chalice of the Void 1 Mountain 2 Into the Flood Maw 1 Portable Hole 1 Commandeer 1 Force of Negation
paragraph from the latest wotc announcement that features the following sentence: "Through the Omenpaths releases will be digital sets that are Universes Within versions of Universes Beyond sets that otherwise wouldn't be coming to digital Magic platforms."
“Having a Blast” by Green Day on repeat
4 moment of truth 4 fallaji archaeologist 4 abuelo’s awakening 4 confounding riddle 4 picklock prankster 4 ephara’s dispersal 4 chart a course 4 invasion of arcavios 4 omniscience 4 adarkar wastes 3 floodfarm verge 4 meticulous archive 4 island 3 seachrome coast 2 blast zone 1 conduit pylons 1 plains 2 fabled passage 3 grand abolisher 3 temporary lockdown 1 rona, herald of invasion 2 kitsa, otterball elite 2 exorcise 1 get lost 1 season of weaving 1 unnerving grasp 1 negate
spreadsheet detailing a year's worth of Magic tournaments played at competitive REL. 11 RCQ top 8s including three wins, 99-62-14 overall record (60.57 win%)
ten push notifications from the Dreamhack app. All of them are titled “Test N,” with gibberish for copy
preeteen boy wearing moon shoes stands outside in what is maybe a half-inch of snow wearing a backwards hat, his mom’s oversized penn state sweater, jeans, and a necklace featuring a wood-carved model of kenny from south park
bertie the bus from thomas the tank engine
1. Green Day: She 2. Sugar: Tilted 3. Butthole Surfers: Pepper 4. Husker Du: Don’t Know Yet 5. Queens of the Stone Age: Avon 6. Samiam: Did You Change 7. REM: Nightswimming 8. Turnover: Take My Head 9. INXS: Don’t Change 10. Depeche Mode: It’s No Good 11. Alkaline Trio: Time to Waste 12. The Cranberries: Dreams 13. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes: Nothing Compares 2 U 14. Pinhead Gunpowder: Mahogany 15. Fleetwood Mac: Little Lies 16. Peter Murphy: I’ll Fall With Your Knife 17. The Smiths: London 18. Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand 19. Heart Attack Man: Blood Orange Sun 20. DOA: That’s Progress
20% scam lol