nytpu the wyvern

@fedi.nytpu.com

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A floofy wyvern that does the code and maybe even other things. Patented procrastinating on my own projects. he/him/they/them Expect: furry crap, programming crap, retro […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://tilde.zone/@nytpu, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

Me wandering around the forest and mountain near my Minecraft modern-looking house, with two chunk render distance so the fog is very close to me and makes stuff appear suddenly out of the void. I end the video looking at a classic "herobrine shrine" that I built hidden in the forest
Picture of an old wooden rifle with a bayonet attached stabbed into a car, above a facebook post reading "Just an FYI but if you are planning to go to the beach there is a guy dressed like George Washington that will bayonet any piece of modern technology - even the phone in your hand. Please leave your technology at home tonight"
73,098 posts from the time I joined Fedi in May 2020
Character sheet for a giant sponge in Dwarf Fortress, with its name being "giant sponge" and its portrait being a pixel art representation of a tubular sponge animal
Nissan Rogue with the license plate CLVR6RL on a "Protect our Fossils" Colorado license plate, with a window sticker of a Jurassic Park velocitaptor with the famous "clever girl" line underneath
A quite large building in Minecraft. It's arranged of four rectangular prisms stacked next to and on each other to look sorta like a modern architecture building. There's a white square part, and a rectangular light gray part next to it, offset and positioned so it's partially intersecting. Stacked on top of the white part is another light gray part offset to the side at an odd angle and looking like it's intersecting, and similarly with a second white part on top of the first light gray part
An ad from the asbestos company saying it took two hours to evacuate the World Trade Center when a fire alarm went off, so it's good they used liquid spray-on asbestos on the floors to make sure fires don't spread quickly
A sulfur cube in my Minecraft house's basement, aimlessly and nonsensically jumping around
"Patagium" (the wing membrane of a bat) etymology on Wiktionary: "Borrowed from Latin patagīum (“gilded edging of a woman's tunic”), from an unattested Ancient Greek παταγεῖον (patageîon), perhaps from πάταγος (pátagos, “clatter”)."
A Wii screen recording showing the Homebrew Channel with someone rapping over the channel's atmospheric music. The lyrics are "It goes mic (mic) Check (check) 1-1 2-2 You can do great things with homebrew (brew) Mic (mic) Check (check) 1-1 2-2 You can do great things with homebrew (brew) Well it's the K dot flames, back on the beat Coming out, the heart of south-east London streets. With the homebrew channel for Nintendo Wii I don't pay for games no more, I get 'em for free. I just download, and burn them in the Wii. And I can boot up PAL's or NTSC Or even download this shit from overseas. All you need are some Minus R DVD's And a light up the kitchen for the HBC's The homebrew channel for Nintendo Wii And yet the twilight hacks seem to work for me (Wiiiiiiiii) Homebrew. Yeah, that's my Homie. It goes: H to the O to the M, I, E Yeah the homebrew channel, yeah that's my Homie It goes: H to the O to the M, I, E. Yeah that's my Homie It's like every other forum that's obsessed w…
Famous fruit math meme that seems simple, finding three positive whole values where (x/(y+z)) + (y/(x+z)) + (z/(x+y)) = 4, which seems simple, but requires fantastically complex number theory and elliptic curves to solve, and the smallest possible solution is over 80 digits long for x, y, and z
A "fruit math" meme captioned "99% of MIT graduate's can't solve this 😂😂😂". The equation sets up that apple is ≥3, and then sets up an equation with exponents for Fermat's Last Theorem, saying to find positive integers for grape, banana, lime, and apple
Minecraft title screen with the splash text "Kind of dragon free!"
Wikipedia hatnote for the duct tape page, saying "'Duck taping' redirects here; not to be confused with 'Duck typing'"
A small bird with her wings slightly outstretched in a "mantling" protective position, perched on a wire fence with a small nest with five baby birds in it. The baby birds mostly have their heads up and mouths open hoping for food, although one has their beak closed and is looking sleepy.
Three timber wolves sitting in the shade. Two are laying down with their heads up, and one is standing sniffing a patch of grass
A bunch of foxes scurrying and eating in a rocky fenced field, with a human sticking food in through the fence.
A scruffy-looking gray-colored fox hesitantly sniffing a muffin on the ground next to them, with their head fully outstretched
A grizzly bear in a slightly dug out hole of dirt in the corner of a wire fence, laying on their stomach but with their head tucked into their legs so their forehead is on the ground. They also have one of their rear legs sticking straight out forward
A bobcat laying with their head up on a wooden platform sorta like a giant cat tree
A tiger (still damp although this was taken some time after the previous post in the thread) laying on their right side in a dirt+grass field. They are partially on their back with their head turned over more and their left paws up, about to roll over
A slightly wet orange tiger slowly walking through some taller grass in a field near a wire fenceline, looking out the fence for a second, then walking over to a clump of trees next to a white tiger sleeping on a raised platform bed. The orange tiger crouches down into a "loaf" position in the shade
An orange tiger walking to the right in a grassy field next to some rocks and a log
A normal orange tiger and a white tiger sleeping together on a large platform bed under some pine trees. The white tiger is completely asleep on their side, and the orange tiger is sitting upright on the same bed licking their nose (sharing a bed despite another completely free bed being right next to them)
A male lion and female lioness in a big grassy field, standing facing each other, with the male lion nuzzling the lioness' face
A cheetah very slowly walking through a grassy field with their head down in an intent/pouncing sorta expression, slowly approaching a wire fence
A cheetah sitting upright in a wild grassy field, looking off to the side. They're very thin and lithe
The original Herobrine picture. A Minecraft Alpha 1.0.16 screenshot with the render distance turned very far down sot here's close fog around the player. There's a chicken in the foreground, and a barely-visible version of the Steve player skin with white eyes visible in the distance by a hill
Tumblr post reading "loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin' foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fuckin' feet" with a reply of a poorly-drawn sorta stick figure dancing. The audio is the Footloose song edited to mimic the post text
Empty basement of my house in Minecraft. It's a large L-shaped room (with the far side of the L not visible from the angle), made of various grayscale stone types in the game, with shroomlights at regular intervals in the ceiling which give the room a dim yellow-red glow. There's a slab staircase up on the left
Tall, 3D printed black plastic case, with rounded edges and a flip top
Minecraft contraption where I press a button, and it opens a trapdoor just long enough to drop a single boat from a big stack above a patch of blue ice. I ride the boat down the ice highway and back, and demonstrate that when breaking it the dropped boat automatically gets picked up by hoppers to be restacked above. I demonstrate the automatic stacking mechanism a few more times
Reddit post in r/Minecraft titled "Librarian won't trade". The attached image is a picture of a TV with Minecraft console, using a "realistic HD" texture pack that looks comedically ugly and un-Minecraft-like
The "Draconicity Spectrum" chart from the linked post. I'm low noodleyness, have fewer than normal limbs (four instead of six), a few horns, am close to a radiance of floof, no inexplicable fins, am a snuggly temperature, range between above "shoulder friend" to well below "bus" in size, have a long tail above a third of the total, and have a moderate hoard size above pocket change but below "a modest endowment"
Monochrome sketch page of a fluffy wyvern. The top-left shows him in an angry pose like he's pouncing, the top-right is a portrait of him looking down sternly, the bottom-left is him on all fours looking stylish and confident, and the bottom-right is him looking forlorn into the distance in the rain
Red-tailed hawk perched on one leg (the other tucked into their body for warmth) in a winter tree with no leaves, looking completely rain-soaked. They have their wings and tail slightly spread, and all their feathers poofed up, to try and dry off; giving them a skrunkly, dripping affect.
Digital drawing of a fluffy gray wyvern. He's lying on his back with his realistic batlike wings mostly outstretched, licking the propatagium (membrane above the wing arm) on his left wing. His talons are relaxed down and his tail is curling around
Clip from Catherine: Full Body (2019) of the puzzle-platformer sections, with the player pulling cubes out from a flat wall to make a path to climb up, and saying “EDGE!” every time they hang off of the edge of a cube
The XKCD "All Modern Digital Infrastructure" meme, of a bunch of rectangular blocks precariously balanced, representing modern software stacks. The title has been edited to add the parenthetical "(Post-AI)", and many of the blocks have been replaced with the meme of someone riding a bicycle sticking a pole into the spokes of their own front wheel, about to make themselves fall down.
A goldish-colored magnetic visualizer card on top of a magnet (not visible behind the card), showing a ring of green and blue magnetic field, that occasionally bulges out in a low-intensity gray area. Also a small green and red area in the center
Top of the character sheet for a Caves of Qud legendary creature, showing a pink bird sprite titled "CA-CAW-CAAAAAAAAW-CAAAAAW-CA caaaaaaaw-CA-caaw-ca the Songstress, merry glowcrow"
3D animated stock video of cheeseburgers flying upward into the air, with text popping in that says "We have this video of flying cheeseburgers"
A red-tailed hawk outside next to a perch and other falconry equipment, on the ground. They go from standing to flattened against the ground, with their wings outstretched and their tail fanned out, to try and cool off. The person filming is cheering and congratulating the hawk for splooting
Picture of a bat hanging on a very tiny twig sticking up from the ground, so their entire upper body is laying on the ground and only their legs are up in the air. The bat is still sleeping anyways
Original and new Steam Controller boxes. The new one is a plain cardboard box with a monochrome picture of the new controller, the old is a dark blue box with a light blue paperboard "ribbon" slid over the middle, with a full color image of the old controller
Wikipedia infobox normally used for notable animals. Titled "nytpu" with a picture of a bat caption "similar, if smaller, winged creature". Species is listed as furred wyvern, sex is "yes please!", hatched is "eyrie deep in the Rocky Mountains", occupation is programmer, training is "none", predecessor is smaug, height is "'human-sized'", and awards is "World's Flappiest Creature"
Digital headshot of an anthroporphic, extremely fluffy creature with no eyes and large ears, and a smooth sloping head with no seam between their main head and muzzle
On line 31,391,354 and column 987 in a text file
Me clamping an 8-bit RGB color (as in, two bits per channel or 64 colors) to black, dark gray, light gray, or white by just adding the red, green, and blue channels together and checking if it's between 0 and 2, 3 and 4, 5 and 6, or 7 and 9.
Garrus Vakarian, the main turian squadmate from Mass Effect series. A grayish-skinned alien with a blue visor wrapping from the side of his head to cover one eye with an augmented reality sorta thing
Box for a Pebble Time 2
Title card from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a flat blue backdrop with text overlayed reading TOP SECRET EYES ONLY, with a U.N. logo in the middle. Below it says "Report of United Nations Supreme Advisory Council. Viewing this document requires Level Five Security Clearance and permission of the United Nations Supreme Advisory Council. Contact with this document by those not in possession of these authorizations is punishable by life imprisonment at the discretion of the United Nations Security Council, regardless of whether the contents themselves have been examined.
The Anti-Tamper Certification screen from TIS-100, with a note that tampering with the contents of the device is a violation of the law, and it's registered to "Department of Defense - Quantum Information Science Lab", with a U.S. Bald Eagle crest on the side
Ancient City chest with coal and random potions and stuff, but then three enchanted golden apples individually
Minecraft screenshot of a house wall showing two creeper heads, a zombie head, and a piglin head; all gotten from blowing up the respective mob with a charged creeper. Plus an ender dragon head gotten from an end ship