Fiona G

@feeyonag.bsky.social

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Scottish, mum of two boys, Killie fan, safe space, book nerd, dog maw. Not necessarily in that order. She/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Match stats: Attempts at goal Spain 20 Argentina 0 Attempts on target Spain 12 Argentina 0
An open parcel, with its contents splayed above it: six books by Tom Cox.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood by Quentin Tarantino
My hand holds a can. The can reads “Perfect Ted sparkling matcha energy lemon lime”
Emi Martínez crying after winning the semi final
Two England fans looking sad as the scoreboard reads England 1 - Argentina 2
The book Everything Will Swallow You by Tom Cox, fully opened so the entire cover art can be appreciated. The sea and sky from the front page continue atmospherically onto the back.
A book - titled Everything Will Swallow You, by Tom Cox - sitting on a teal ottoman.
An England fan wearing a white T-shirt featuring an AI image of Geoff Hurst sitting with the World Cup trophy in 1966 and Harry Kane doing the same in 2026, which hasn’t happened.
Aerial view of my legs on my bed, with my laptop on my lap. The lower half of my legs are bent at odd angles, due to a doughnut-shaped dog lying between them.
A goat behind a gate. Its mouth is slightly over the rail of the gate, with some of its beard hanging over the edge. Its bottom teeth are sticking out and its eyes are slightly far apart, giving it a rather empty-headed appearance.
A chocolate Labrador, resolutely ignoring the camera
A split image. On the left is a photo of me wearing blue saltire face paint in a Scotland top. On the right is a poor, inaccurate drawing of the same.
A chocolate Labrador lying at the foot of a bed. His jowls are smushed up on one side as he rests his head off the end of the bed and his ear flops off the end. He is looking directly down the camera.
Results of a Brit Monkey survey: britmonkey.com Your Results 89% Woke 11% Chud 20% Techbro 80% Neo-Luddite 63% Hopepilled 37% Doomer 84% Davos 16% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani
A chocolate Labrador looks into the camera. He’s on a shaded part of the decking, for now. Only moments ago he was scrounging for food in the sunny area behind him, where his gran sits having a cup of tea.
A family of Scotland supporters: me, Mum, son, Dad, husband, son
Ronaldo arguing with the ref
A summer solstice scene: an enclosed back garden of chips and slabs, a conservatory and a polytunnel. The scene is spoiled by a chocolate Labrador nonchalantly urinating in the foreground.
Various shrubs and plants including peonies in a garden
A man smiles, wearing a very old German football top with the number 13 on the front
My husband and me, with saltire face paint and Scotland tops, holding cans
The three pundits in RTÉ’s studio
Olivier Giroud wearing a cardigan
Olivier Giroud looking lovely
A slightly blurry photo of a section of World Cup wall chart. Looking at Group C, Brazil and Morocco drew while Scotland beat Haiti 1-0.
Lamps reflecting in a window, looking out on daybreak. Scotland bunting hangs outside. Scotland has won their first World Cup match in 36 years.
Scotland national men’s team image with team selection for today’s game against Haiti: Gunn, Hickey, Robertson, McTominay, Hanley, McGinn, Adam’s, Hendry, Gannon-Doak, Ferguson, Shankland
A man in a dark blue Scotland shirt and a woman (me) with a mid-blue Scotland T-shirt. Both of us are wearing saltire face paint on our cheeks and my eyes and lips have also been painted blue. We’re both grinning.
The front aspect of our house. There’s a lion rampant flag in the left window, a saltire flag in the right window along with two scarves. Saltire bunting drapes from two hanging baskets. A flagpole on the garage also holds a saltire. A chocolate Labrador is poking his head out the front door, looking on bemusedly.
Partial view of the @NoScoreDraws World Cup wall chart. My hand enters the frame and writes 2-0 into the first game box - Mexico vs South Africa.
A chocolate Labrador lying in bed beside a pair of legs under a blanket. He’s so relaxed, he doesn’t care that his ear has flopped backwards.
Part of the Guardian’s mobile app homepage. The main story on screen reads “Murdered, missing, unidentified… the tragic stories that inspire Britain’s cold case investigators” Meanwhile, the round head and eyes of Mr Blobby loom in the story below, slightly off screen.
A pair of legs with a cup of tea balanced on one knee, looking towards a paved garden
A chocolate Labrador lying on decking in full sun. A cheeky garden gnome stands behind him, baring its bottom.
A chocolate Labrador lying against a fence in a patch of shadow on decking
A1 wall chart depicting the 2026 World Cup game information with terrible drawings of some of the players around the outside
Radio Times page featuring a recommendation for Making Life on Earth: Attenborough’s Greatest Adventure
Calvin & Hobbes comic cell. Mom says “Life could be worse, Calvin.” Calvin screams back “Life could be a lot BETTER, too!”
A tall man carries a bunch of flowers towards me, while a chocolate Labrador with his blanket in his mouth looks on lovingly.
Dowman for arsenal has an open goal as Pickford for Everton is up for a last minute corner. He scores and makes history.
Spotify Wrapped screenshot saying my listening age is 65. “You were into music from the late 70s. You’re an old soul.”
Height distribution graph showing that I’m taller than 99.97% of adult females from the UK
A chocolate Labrador wearing a purple witches hat sits in a pretend graveyard
Costa cup with Christmas designs being held against a sunny room and a TV showing football
A happy chocolate Labrador smiling in the evening sunshine. A handsome boy.
A chocolate Labrador smiling at the camera with a caption on the photo that reads “My special trick: I collect my own lead at the end of day care.”
Alexander giggling on #TheTraitorsUK
A glass of fizzy rosé beside a single-serving bottle
Picture of a cake decorated with flowers and a bottle of fizzy rosé
Alexander from The Traitors looking exasperated while talking to Joe, accidentally sticking two fingers up while listing off his thoughts.
Clip from The Traitors. While the audio is Charlotte saying “Freddie is still a question mark for lots of people” the video shows Freddie doing a cartwheel down the hall outside the room
Two pairs of slippers warming by a roaring fire. A dog’s blanket is just visible in the corner of the photo.
A large pile of books received for Christmas: Catch-22 by Joseph Heller; The Fake Up by Justin Myers; A Visible Man by Edward Enninful; After I Do by Taylor Jenkins Reid; A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving; The Black Dog by Kevin Bridges; The Dictator’s Wife by Freya Berry; Forever, Interrupted by Taylor Jenkins Reid; Soft Lad by Nick Grimshaw; In Cold Blood by Truman Capote; Maybe in Another Life by Taylor Jenkins Reid; Bombshell by Alison Hammond; I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy.
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The festive Radio Times in my lap, with a tub of Roses chocolates on my left and my chocolate Labrador on my right
A collage of two Christmas trees. The left is multicoloured with eclectic sentimental ornaments and a teen with a digitally added T-shirt placing a fairy on top. The right is all gold ornaments and a man placing the star on top.
Photo collage, two pics of a man with a moustache
My teenage kid standing next to a Christmas tree decorated as Elphaba.