Felgraf

@felgraf.bsky.social

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American physics abroad in Finland, working on citizenship He/him "In a hundred years we'll all be dead, but here and now we are alive"-Small Gods, by T. Pratchett Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer

An image with text above it. The text: Normal vegetables: You must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will soil and rot in no time. Potatos (sic): WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL. The image is of a potato that has been sitting on a shelf. It has sent out long, long shoots from itself--4-5 times longer than the size of the potato itself--in an attempt to find soil.
An image showing a collage of movie posters for different movies. On it is the text: DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE.
A screenshot from the game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. A man dressed in blue (Richter) is standing in a throne room, before a man seated on the throne, wearing black (Dracula) Richter: Die monster. You don't belong in this world!
A modified screenshot of the text "An acknowledgement that nobody gives a shit about this guy's opinion on the left" "An acknowledgement that" has been scribbled out in red, and "This guy" has been poorly replaced with "Your" using MS Paint.
A screenshot which reads "Who are you" The screenshot was taken from the very same poster, up the thread.
A series of Tumblr posts. It reads as follows: jb-blunk: in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot testing-stormneko: excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone’s emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm. jb-blunk: this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank . testing-stormneko: good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don’t reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back jb-blunk: you are a tar pit
A still from the webcomic "Sluggy Freelance", probably from, like, 2008 or something. In it, one character is yanking some sort of device off the ceiling, tearing wires, while saying "Everything has a manual."
An election map from the 2024 Tennessee national election. It shows the country in which Memphis resides went for Harris.
A three panel comic Panel one: A picture of a mermaid sitting on a rock, playing a harp. Panel 2: A pirate saying "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like" Panel three: A zoom in on the mermaid's face, saying "I will fucking increase the fucking thing."
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Buglich. It reads: tactics ogre villain writing: every named boss you encounter is as much a person as yourself, no matter how despicable. they will be mourned when they die; perhaps more than you. never forget that you pave the road to your dream with the bones and broken hopes of others. final fantasy tactics villain writing: you stand before the monstrous, twisted ruin of a good man who dreamed of a better world, who longed only for the strength to bring it about. also, argath is back again. he hates poor people even more now. fire emblem: awakening villain writing: this is Villageburner the Bandit and in exactly three turns frederick will insert his entire foot into his ass
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Nitewrighter. It reads: Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
A 3 panel cartoon by shencomix.com Panel 1: a man with a massively oversized head, covered in bulging veins. He has a look of extreme concentration on his face. He says "I've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain." Panel 2: an image of a different person, very nondescript "so you're smart now?" Panel 3: closeup of the person from panel 1. "I'm stupid FASTER."
a string of text which says "No I didn't get your 'joke'."
A screenshot of a tumblr post. It reads: "average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy [sic] just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted"
A meme image depicting a small golden retriever and a fantasy, horrific monsterwolf. The small golden retriever is lised as "The brits in brit history books." The horrific monster is listed "The Brits in Every Other History Book."
A meme image depicting a small golden retriever and a fantasy, horrific monsterwolf. The small golden retriever is lised as "The brits in brit history books." The horrific monster is listed "The Brits in Every Other History Book."
An image of a violin made of platinum in an electron microscope. The Violin has two scale bars, indicating that it is 13 um wide and 35 um tall, which is very, very small.
A post by Padraig "My time on social media is not for arguing with Black and brown people. If you show up in my comments defending whiteness and you claim to not be white, I will block you. For everyone else, I will continue to hone my craft of Old Testament cyberbullying."
The cover of the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" music CD. It has a picture of Carmen Sandiego (A woman in a red jacket obscuring her face with a red hat), and several world monuments. It includes the text: "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" ROCKAPELL TITO PUENTE THE PERSUASION URBAN BLIGHT 3 BRAVE WOODSMEN
The cover of the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" music CD. It has a picture of Carmen Sandiego (A woman in a red jacket obscuring her face with a red hat), and several world monuments. It includes the text: "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" ROCKAPELL TITO PUENTE THE PERSUASION URBAN BLIGHT 3 BRAVE WOODSMEN
An image of a man about to slam a card down on the table. The table is labeled "Una conversacion casual" ('A casual convesrsation') The man is labeled "Yo" ('me'). The card he is about to slam down is "EL PROBLEMO ES EL CAPITALISMO" or "THE PROBLEM IS CAPITALISM."
An image of Lo Pan, the primary villain of Big Trouble In Little China. He is an ancient man dressed in a suit.
A post by Rebecca Radnor, from 10/25/25. It reads "Here you go bringing up Jews again."
text from a CNN article. "CNN also spoke with an acquaintance of Platner from more than a decade ago who said Platner spoke about his tattoo resembling a Nazi symbol. A second person told CNN that they learned of the tattoo years ago from the acquaintance, who told them that Platner had described it as a Nazi-style design. CNN also reviewed a text chain between the acquaintance and another person discussing Platner’s Nazi-like tattoo several months ago, before the story became public. Platner’s campaign declined to comment for this story."
A screenshot from Tales of Symphonia, in which Lloyd Irving says "How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can't even save the people standing right in front of us?"
A post saying every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the UN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships Above a vintage ad about a US naval vessel that only made ice cream for other ships
A screenshot from xenogears intro cutscene, showing the bridge of a ship with "YE SHALL BE AS GODS" writing on the screen over and over
A detailed RSVP website for a No Kings protest, requesting first and last name, zip code, email, and phone number.
A screenshot from the Indivisible website for the No Kings protest on Oct 18th. One of the protest locations is selected, listing a specific time, date, and location, with a button to RSVP.
A detailed RSVP website for a No Kings protest, requesting first and last name, zip code, email, and phone number.
A screenshot from the indivisible website for the No Kings protest on Oct 18th. One of the protest locations is selected, listing a specific time, date, and location, with a button to RSVP.
an MS paint drawing of Grimsby, Eric's steward in Disney's "The Little Mermaid". He is an older man, wearing a purple coat, with tied-back white hair. He is smoking a pipe. In the image, he smiles as he squints his eyes, saying "Maybe *more*. Imagine."
An image of a man (A Ukrainian Soldier) in military gear, with a mask covering the lower half of his face, holding a gun as he looks sideways at the camera. Below, is the caption "We are very lucky that they are so f*cking stupid. How so?"
A post from twitter by Kendra @kendracan draw which reads: Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah" The user icon is identical to the one for Bluesky's Kendra: Regular version, because they are almost certainly the same person.
A close up of the above image, showing the "alt" tab, which shows that the original poster did, in fact, actually use fucking alt text.
An image taken from Fox News, edited via MS PAINT. The image is of Zohran Mamdani, with the title "ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES" written above his head. To the right of his image is white text on a black background. This text reads "SKATE 4" (It has been altered from whatever its original text was).
An image of a series of Tumblr posts. The text reads: jb-blunk in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief. why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot stormneko excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm. jb-blunk this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank. stormneko good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back jb-blunk you are a tar pit
An image of an old airplane covered in red dots. The dots are primarily located on the wing tips, the center of the plane, and the tail. This image is frequently used to describe the survivorship bias fallacy.
A screenshot from a tumblr post. It reads "Miaislying That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day."
An image from Serial Experiments Lain It depicts a young, brown-haired girl with a laser-dot pointed at her face. On the bottom, is the text "Everyone's connected."
An image of the elf, Frieren, with glowing white eyes surrounded by crackling lightning.
A screencap from sabrina, outlawed cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online "the people criticizing molly shah for helping Palestineans fundraise include but are not limited to: -antivaxx homobphobe lawyers -pro-Zionist bluesky modstaff -ex-livejournal mod with a legit body count -ex-marine officers who admit they helped kill children (but it's okay cuz it's indirectly)
A screencap of a twitter post by Deniz S. @Mr.Filmkritik It reads "When someone disagrees with you online & demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound defense, u can save a lot of time by not doing that. Due I've known u for ten seconds & enjoyed none of them, I'm not taking homework assignments from you."
Screenshot of a tweet by @ kendrawcandraw that reads "Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgah hhhh guuuuuwah"
A comic panel which contains a judge banging a gavel, and saying "DEATH."
A screenshot of a post from twitter, by wint / @dril, made on Jun 2, 2014 It reads "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: 'theres actually zero difference between good and bad things, you imbecile. you fucking moron"
An image of a kid wearing a blue Tshirt, used for a meme. The meme normally reads "Yeah man I have a really dark humor" at the top of the image and *RACISM* at the bottom. This has been crudely edited with MS paint. It now reads: "Yeah man I have a really dark humor" at the topof the image and *TRANSPHOBIA* at the bottom.
A picture of a poorly drawn cartoon man 'falling down the stairs'. It is animated by just spinning and rotating the man as the unevenly drawn stairs scroll past.
A still from the movie "The Rise of Skywalker". In it, Poe Dameron says "Somehow, Palpatine returned", which is captioned at the bottom of the image However, the word "Palpatine" has been crudely covered up by a black box with the word "Skype" written in it's place.
A still from the movie "The Rise of Skywalker". In it, Poe Dameron says "Somehow, Palpatine returned", which is captioned at the bottom of the image However, the word "Palpatine" has been crudely covered up by a black box with the word "Skype" written in it's place.
A still from the movie "The Rise of Skywalker". In it, Poe Dameron says "Somehow, Palpatine returned", which is captioned at the bottom of the image However, the word "Palpatine" has been crudely covered up by a black box with the word "Skype" written in it's place.
An image of a twitter post by Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence). made on Oct 11, 2018 It reads: "Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones"
A screenshot of a tweet by Andrew Lawrence. The tweet is as follows: Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
A meme image depicting 3 messages from someone with a "Johnny Silverhands" avatar. It reads "i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened"
A crude MS paint drawing consisting of two black circles and two black lines. On the left side of the image is a black circle with a line extending from it's base, pointing to the right. On the left side of the image is a black circle with a line extending from its base, pointing to the left.
A crude MS paint drawing consisting of two black circles and two black lines. On the left side of the image is a black circle with a line extending from it's base, pointing to the right. On the left side of the image is a black circle with a line extending from its top, pointing to the left.
A copy of a tweet from, well, Twitter, by A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat it reads "Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. You take a step toward him. He takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man."
The BlueSky accessibility menu. "Require Alt Text Before posting" has been circled in yellow, to make it more visible.
An image of the Bluesky Settings screen. The accessibility selection is highlighted by circling it in yellow.
A screenshot of the thumbnail of the image in the previous post (Which was ('Black text on a white background which says "This is an Example"). In this image, the +ALT button is circled in Yellow. .. I apologize if this is confusing for those of you with screen readers, it's a bit self-referential.