Felix Weber 🔜 EMF 📞 FELIX

@felixweber.co.uk

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Cybersecurity degree apprentice at Pearson. Interests include climate, narrowboats, canals, wildlife, and constitutional democracy. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌎❤️ Manchester sipping that gender fluid 🥤 felixweber.co.uk

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Four leaflets of size 4x6 inches, which are two 4x6 photo papers cut in the middle halfway and fitted together to make an X-shape: 1. The first one says: 'Listen to recordings from Mars. Call ROVER on 76837.' 2. The second one says: 'MusicJam. Play music together.' 3. The third one says: 'Call YADIRF on 92373' on the top, and 'Call FRIDAY on 37329' on the bottom. 4. The fourth one says: 'WE CHANGE ANY NAME - 6263 (NAME) '
A wooden framed flower bed in a garden, half filled with soil (it is yet to receive more soil and any plants). peg dog (my lovely greyhound) has decided to lie in it.
poster “listen to aliens call ALIEN on 25436” [two doodled aliens (green and purple) sat at a camping table with camping chairs on the moon with beers in front of their ms paint house saying “we are aliens :3” and “i do not know how to use a phone because i am an alien :c”
wooden built-in office desk with a Yamaha MSP10 Studio, Yamaha MSP7 Studio, and Yamaha MSP5 stacked on top of one another. There is a nasturtium plant (‘Blue Pepe’) in a pot in the foreground.
Taking Over The World Needs A Vagina Museum Talk by EMF Enjoyer A large, hacky, microphone array, an FPGA, verilog, high-speed USB, lots of glowy lights
a Yamaha Clavinova CVP-207 digital piano with a MacBook Pro and two huge black Yamaha MSP10 Studio monitor speakers sat on it
grindr profile screenshot of felix’s profile. it consists so far of a mirror selfie of felix in a white dress with a tight sharp collar, medium cup fake titties, irresistible pigtails, makeup. picture 2/5
hoverboard wheel attached to a 3D printed hub with a steering ball joint socket. the hub is sandwiched between the top and bottom of an axle-arm type thing with a heavy duty shock absorber mounted on top
Email from Electromagnetic Field To: Felix Weber Your Electromagnetic Field 2026 installation "Make Music with Tildagons" has been accepted! We'll be in contact shortly to check how you'd like it to be listed in the schedule as well as to confirm some other details with you.
A 3D scan of a very low poly Felix staring intently into the scanner panning around him
Comment from “Manzikert”: “Why can't EVs have two batteries with different charging ports? Then if you want to charge up quickly then you simply plug both in.” Reply from “MatthiasL”: “good thing you are not in engineering”
A bronze duck statue garden ornament sat on wooden decking in an outdoor garden centre. Its price tag label has simply the word DUCK in full capital letters, with £39.99 underneath.
An Xbox One Kinect V2 sensor bar connected to a MacBook. One of the screens of the setup computer has four panels: 1. The top left is the black and white infrared view that the Xbox Kinect sensor sees. 2. The bottom left is an RGB standard camera-type view. 3. The bottom right is a black and white depth map that the sensor creates for a 3D visualisation. 4. The top right is a sort of mix between the depth map and the RGB. For context, the connecting of the sensor bar to USB is a very janked job, with each USB 3.0 wire individually soldered and held in place with cloth tape and hope.
screenshot of eBay purchases page. on it is a sparkly pink second hand hoverboard “6.5" Electric Hoverboard Self Balancing Scooter LED Bluetooth Balance Board” for £27.50, a “HIGH TORQUE METAL GEAR SERVOS DIGITAL RC CARS BOATS ROBOTS” for £22.99, and an “Original 6.5" Fusion Electric Scooter Swegway” for £59.26
Front of a homebase tap connector with clamp
two green plastic boxes side by side. the left one is full of food waste (potato peelings, tea leaves, tea bags, broccoli) and the right one is half-full of soil and worms! (the one on the right is half-full because the worms digest all the food waste and it takes less volume when they poop it out 💩 in compost form.)
Two Tildagons (the awesome badge from EMF 2024 and onwards) which display “MIDI Client” and their different MIDI channels and octaves. There is a drum and bass double beat playing in the background. A ChromaVerb plugin is displayed in Logic Pro X on a MacBook in the background; it reacts to the music. The badge on the right is picked up and a button pressed. A guitar strums along to the beat, arpeggiator style.The badge on the left is then picked up and a button pressed. A high-pitched synth arpeggiates along to the beat as well. A different button is pressed on both badges. The key is changed and the user rotates and moves the badges to alter the pitch bend and modulation of the instruments.
Michael from Collabora Online presenting in front of a purple slide which says “we do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy”. Large audience.
professional cross-section diagram of two nice little ducks having a nice time floating in a toilet, chained to suction cups on the bottom of the toilet
Email from Felix to support@nominate.com Subject 'Price Request for er Domains' Body: Hello, I am enquiring about an .er domain assignment. I would be interested in the price of the domain `hamburg.er`. Yours faithfully, Felix Weber
eBay listing for 100-1000mm WIBBLY WOBBLY GOOGLY EYES. CRAFTS, STICK ON STICKERS SELF ADHESIVE. £3.89 to £35.99. The listing is actually for 6mm to 20mm googly eyes but they’ve somehow managed to put 1000 mm in their listing title
mini thermal label printer with eyes drawn on in sharpie. It has a print hanging out of it of a wikiHow image: a man holding his fingers up to their temples and on the right hand side is a woman doing yoga
a 10cmx10cm little thermal label printer. It has a printed thermal label hanging out of it of a meme where a Barbie is on the page and there is text over her that says, 'I am manifesting $$$ so much money $$$'
Four books on a wooden desk: 1. Vurt by Jeff Noon 2. Neuromancer by William Gibson 3. Eastern Standard Tribe by Cory Doctorow 4. The Age of Diagnosis by Suzanne O'Sullivan
felix holds cheese and calls deg pog’s name repeatedly. peg chooses to ignore the cheese and remain on the other side of the field eating grass
A blue-bodied fretless bass guitar with black nylon flatwound strings sat on a piano stool in front of the piano. Its flat fretboard has lighter wood inset where the frets used to be.
an Apple TV HD fourth generation connected to a MacBook which is restoring it using Apple configurator (ordered a new one bc old thing can’t really play h265 encoded media so well)
The Art of Pixar The Complete Colorscripts and Select Art from 25 Years of Animation By Amid Amidi Foreword by John Lasseter
deg pog (black greyhound) and amby (red lab) on cozy sofa in living room. destroyed dog toy on floor. felix pov holding a fretless bass guitar
holding a pile of books including RSPCA pocket dog training, Stephanie Romiszewski’s ‘think less, sleep more’, Guide to organic gardening, Sarah Wynn-Williams’ Careless People, and Jack Fairweather’s The Prosecutor
a shopping basket with black handles on a piano stool
a pink frube yoghurt tube snack
lots of graffiti on a red lit wall with a small mirror with two people reflected in it
github copilot user request: "Simply restructure this from a table to a headered markdown document. Do not change any text. Maintain formatting." github copilot response: [deletes the assignment brief.md] [tries to install software on the host system to read a nonexistent file]
RAY-LING Ornamental Ironwork advert on side of building
drawing of a trifold bed blueprint x=2000 mm a+b+c=x b=c a=b+38 mm b=a-38 mm a+(a-38)+(a-38)=2000 mm 2000-a=2a-(38×2) 2000-a=2a-76 2076-a=2a 2076=3a a=2076÷3 a=692 mm 692+2b=2000 mm 2b=1308 b=654 mm c=654 mm 692+654+654=2,000 692-654=38
the peg dog looking at the camera stood beside a red bus
chicken pie £5.22, any 2 for £5 deal applies
Book cover microwave cooking for one
a large diy wooden(?) compost bin with soil and twigs in
worms wiggling around on top of the moisture mat of a 70%-full plastic wormery. (a lid usually goes on top to keep it dark, moist, odourless, and secure)
peg dog the greyhound sat in a bike trailer sticking her head out and also sticking her tongue out like :p at the camera
worms on soil and green stems in a box
An extra thick pancake topped with melted chocolate
potato with sharpie face and spud root hair on top of a white card tube with a suit and tie drawn on
side view of a bus advert with idris elba’s face and a big clear plastic knob (not part of the advert, just part of the bus) right on the end of his nose
fox red labrador stopd on a keyboard with laptop computer and screens on a desk
screen capture of Finder window being navigated by a wiimote hand mouse pointer. the pointer transforms into the 'b' wii button when it hits a drag area
a cozy living room with peg dog on sofa, with lots of cushions and next to her unicorn wife, looking at camera. christmas tree has a straw hat and glasses and curly wig and an xmas face mask and vape, as well as arms made of washing up gloves. red candle burning on coffee table. chunky speakers playing music.
parboiled and aggravated not-yet-roast-potatoes drying on worktop
a tragedy of a gingerbread house
a purple-lit club with lots of people dancing and lasers
five rows of irregular layouts of windows that look sorta like tetris blocks falling down
an obviously diy wooden shelf with lots of splinters and added jank
a screenshot of 7 sports direct mugs purchased for a total of £14 plus postage
a where’s wally advent calendar
a laptop with some code for bulk mailing on the screen and an email template requesting data on vehicle complaints