Brian Fenton

@fentie.bsky.social

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Developer. Games, beer, food, dad, etc... Standard nerd. He/him. BLM, trans rights are human rights I'm also @brianfenton@phpc.social

Sadly I'm phoning it in a bit on this one... it's an interstitial comic panel from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac showing a man about to have a diarrhea attack during a first date, trying to play it cool and get out of the situation, and he ends up yelling "Oh my god, somebody put shit in my pants!!" in the middle of the restaurant and bolting away, trailing feces. As one does
a social media post from Infosecie (@myraccoonhands) saying "Me: I have a meeting in 3 minutes. My body: Hey, but actually have you considered pooping?" with a reply from @ryand4ry saying "Nah, I'll be fine, I'll go after. `guts@body: ./ShidPant.sh`"
A full-page parody ad for Bounty paper towels from The Onion's print edition. It depicts a pile of spaghetti on a white floor with the Bounty logo underneath, and white text on green reading "We have to keep CUTTING DOWN TREES because you dumbasses keep SPILLING SHIT."
a screenshot of a twitter post by @actioncookbook that reads: SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
a pair of stacked screen frames from Cunk on Earth, showing her standing next to a rustic background with the top text reading "With its cowboys and guns and steam train rides, America became known as the land of the free," and the lower panel reads "which must have come as a surprise to all the slaves"
A full page parody advertisement for Smith and Wesson in the print edition of the Onion showing a smiling baby, a few months old, in a blue shirt and black jeans, sitting up and holding up a handgun in his left hand. The text reads "Baby guns. If you're going to bring them into this world, give them a fighting chance"
A large gray short-haired cat laying across a beige carpeted stair. He's a bit overweight and very disinclined to move
a white and light brown cat lounges on a messy floor in front of a doorway. his front paws are crossed and he's wearing a blue bow tie collar. a dapper little lad
a screenshot of a tweet reading "Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know" with a picture of a book page that reads "adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before color, great green dragons can't exist."
a grinning, slightly pained looking skeleton giving a thumbs up with the caption "hang in there, it gets worse"
A large, detailed plush of Trogdor, the Burninator, against a pale beige wall, with regrettable shadows from both a fool and his phone
a warm wooden dresser with a drawer open and an orange cat comfortably resting inside the drawer with his head on the edge. The wall is also orange, and the dresser reflects it, so the whole photo is saturated with orange
A British man crossing the street to a shop while turning back to the camera and explaining "the secret ingredient is crime"
A sleeping orange cat curled up in a square shape (somehow) on a light rug
a handsome gray cat lying on beige carpet. his front paws are tucked in, as is his left leg, but his right leg is stretched out behind him in a one-legged sploot position
a picture of the Marvel comics character Moon Knight standing against a black background with his arms spread. The text reads "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagemint words" (engagement is misspelled)
A white cat with striking green eyes, laying on her back with her front paws tucked in and her back legs & tail extended, lying on top of some paperwork on a dining room table. her nipples are exposed and a child's arm is reaching in to poke her belly
a handsome gray cat lounges on the back of a couch, on top of an overstuffed cushion, staring at you and presumably judging
our "kitty Triforce", three cats laying in a triangle formation on a fuzzy green blanket, with Pete (large and gray) on the lower left representing Power, Lizzie (medium and white) on top representing Wisdom, and Otter (smallest, orange) on the lower right representing Foolishness, er, Courage.
a large grey cat sitting in an office chair looking up at you. There's no other place to sit
A picture of a large cartoon chicken (Foghorn Leghorn) holding an axe head, with his other arm on the shoulder of a tired-looking cartoon cat holding the axe handle. The text reads "Boy, I say Boy... you're about to exceed the limitations of my medication"
a hand open, displaying a small glossy statue of the baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng, with her eyes and mouth wide open. It's often pictured as a meme, with the caption being "FUCK!"
a large gray cat on a similarly-colored gray couch, rolled over on his back with his paws tucked and belly visible, snuggling next to a pair of cargo shorts, which we must assume contains legs
a beige carpeted staircase with a large, handsome gray cat laying inconveniently across one stair, utterly unconcerned that he is an adorable trip hazard
a small, light-colored dog on a blue background. The dog is wearing a dark blue hat with a red feather sticking out, and lolling its tongue out and to the right side
a picture of a cat taken with a fish-eye lens peering very closely at something. The caption above reads buy canada dry look inside wet
a very handsome grey domestic shorthair cat lying on beige carpet with his front two paws tucked in, one rear leg tucked in, wrapped by his tail, and the fourth leg stretched out behind him, pushing against the carpet
A meme post with a close-up cat peering intently at something, so close to the lens that its face is distorted. The caption reads "Buy Canada Dry... look inside? Wet"
A four panel comic written and drawn by Matt Czap. In the first panel, a fortune teller tells a boy "Let me give you a reading". In the second panel, the Death card is shown, reversed, and he says "Oh no, I'm gonna die?" She responds "Not necessarily, death reversed can mean transformation, inner purging". In the third panel, the next card is shown, "The Butt". In the fourth panel the fortune teller says "You're gonna shit yourself. Real bad" as the boy gasps in horror
an orange cat sprawled inelegantly on a countertop directly over a dishwasher that has just finished running, soaking up the ambient heat
A bald man with glasses is laying on a dark couch. Only his nose and up is visible, all else is obscured by a giant gray cat asleep on his chest
A modified version of the "hey little man/yeah" meme showing just the last panel, a white stick figure drawing of a man calmly saying "jesus christ"
A hand holding a small figurine of the baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng, with her mouth open and a shocked expression
a framed picture of a white cat on a light blue background. The cat is smiling mischievously, surrounded by chips, candy bars, and drinking a boba tea. The caption reads "the horrors persist, but so do the little treats"
a picture of Moon Knight on a black background gesturing to his left. The text reads "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagemint words" Engagement is misspelled
a package of bouakham nam sausage, with chili pepper, on a white background
A three panel meme from The Last Samurai. The first shows American military officers on horseback in a field. The second shows Tom Cruise in samurai armor facing them. The third panel is an American officer yelling "WEEB!"
a two panel cartoon with Skeletor from He-Man relaxing on the ground saying "If you ever donated blood, the blood could be in someone's boner right now" The second panel is him running off into a cave yelling "until we meet again!"
a cartoon drawing of the adorable baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng on a green background, with a wide-eyed expression and mouth open, surrounded by "action" lines, and large text reading "FUCK!"
a very large yellow bird looming with its eyes an inch away from a veterinary worker, with the caption "What you did there... I see it"
an image of bluesky celebrating 10 million users. I joined at number 95,667, making me (only barely) part of the first 1% of users
an image of a frankly rabid-looking baby sitting in a high chair, surrounded and covered by the demolished remains of a blue smash cake, with the caption BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF!
A picture of Moon Knight against a black background with the text "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagement words". Engagement is misspelled
an example of the "rug doctor" meme showing a somewhat perplexed woman with "the" overlaid on her face, with a second panel zoomed in on the same image, showing mostly eyes, nose, and teeth, with "what" replacing "the"
a black and white photo of a very fluffy black cat standing upright in grass, holding an electric guitar, wearing a death metal shirt, black pants, and black boots. The boots and sleeves have spikes
an orange cat with white socks & chin curled up with his front paws behind his back legs like he's doing a forward pike/jackknife dive, while lying on a white & blue flowered bedspread
a Nu from the JRPG Chrono Trigger. It's a picture of a blue orb creature with small arms and legs, and a spike of green hair. it's holding its arms up and its mouth and eyes are wide with surprise
A meme of a man dressed in a hot dog costume saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" not the best ALT text, sorry, but this contains more info about the picture & context https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/were-all-trying-to-find-the-guy-who-did-this
a closeup shot of a white & blue plate heaped with rice, chopped onion, cilantro (coriander) and crispy chunks of carnitas
A large, dark gray tomcat lounging across a set of stairs, with zero intention of moving for people
a lanky orange boy cat with white socks curled up in a vague puddle shape while covering his eyes with his front leg
a picture of Mickey Mouse using a domain expansion technique from Jujutsu Kaisen while saying "Public domain expansion". The next picture shows the mickey mouse clubhouse wrapped in a forcefield
A screenshot of an image full of text in Firefox v122.0.1 on MacOS, with the right-click context menu visible over it, and the Copy Text From Image option chosen
A still clip from the television series Peep Show, showing a character facing back toward the camera saying "the secret ingredient is crime"
A picture of a Himalayan cat lying down captioned "himalayan" and a second Himalayan cat underneath, walking, captioned "himawalkin'"
a scene from season 2, episode 6 of Helluva Boss where a large, muscled imp is yelling (subtitled "goon screm") as he fires an automatic weapon indiscriminately
A bowl of rice on a table, covered in crispy carnitas, diced onion, and cilantro
a collage of different misspelled or mistaken, ex. "spinch, strawbebbies for sale, assort gumble (assorted gumballs), kepchup, etc"
an orange cat curled up in a shrimp shape on a colorful beadspread
Godzilla wearing a santa hat, sitting back on his haunches. he says "it chrismas. merr chrismas"