Samantha Burns

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Alt of the #1 Trotsky fan (@cheesecakechik.bsky.social)

Kelsey Grammer as Darius Emanuel Grouch the third, also known as The Rumble, as he says his famous line “You wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator?” this is from the film money plane Great film 10/10
My hand holding a jar of talenti Roman raspberry sorbet
A bunch of math work by hand using algebra
A headline from Jezebel which is: Why Is a Racist Corpse-Fingering TERF Soliciting a Porn Star's Nudes The article preview is: Let's do a deep dive on Jessica Pin, Twitter's main character this week and a supposed vulva diversity advocate who's turned out to be a pussy phrenologist.
Reuters headline from 24 minutes ago: Reflecting Pool now under surveillance as Trump blames vandals for green algae
Its not "futile". Polygenic preimplantation genetic testing allows for embryo selection based on IQ. As the technology advances, its highly plausible we will be able to eliminate congenital disorders or certainly minimize probabilities for things like alcoholism or inappropriate female promiscuity.
The polygon count/topology of the remote for the game Garten of Banban which is absurdly, comically, insanely high for what is essentially a rectangle, with two intersecting cylanders and then a little doodad at top. The darker the graphic, the more polygons there are. And everything except the rectangle is almost black. It’s actually so bafflingly bad it feels like it has to be intentional because dragging and dropping a basic cylinder would not create this many polygons
My four star and loved review from May 26, 2026 for Hellbound: Hellraiser II I appreciated just how weird this movie got in comparison to the first one. While not as concise and cleanly executed as the first, I think it's campy and fun, if a tad self-indulgent, and enjoyable in the way that a Saw VI is enjoyable, though I'd argue that this film is, on a technical level, much better than Saw VI.
Cameron Corduroy: "worker's rights" is not even on the radar of my political priorities why would i care about that Someone: Um, do you work? Cameron: obviously
The pedigree dog age calculator says: In human years your dog is 80 years old and would be considered a senior dog.
My mom: Please come over NOW (now is in all caps)
Fourteen hours ago, someone tweeted: I haven't gotten a clear answer on this yet: if Democrats cheat in every election, why do we have a Republican house, senate, and white house and SCOTUS?
Two accounts, one seventeen hours ago and one ten hours ago tweeted: According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.
Fourteen hours ago, someone tweeted: “You’re an antisemite.” No, I’m actually anti-satanic. You don’t get to bomb hospitals, commit genocide in 4K, traffic children and play the victim.
Seven hours ago, someone tweeted: The East Wing of the White House is in ruins, the Rose Garden is paved over, there's a wrestling ring outside the Oval Office, the Kennedy memorial name, and now a cheap chain-link fence surrounding an algae-infested reflecting pool... Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
Thirteen hours ago, someone tweeted: If some deranged liberal cut a 350-foot gash in the Reflecting Pool, why is the paint peeling off in random chunks all over the place?
Eight hours ago, someone tweeted: MAGA will believe the Reflecting pool was vandalized with no video proof but deny an insurrection happened when it was on live television. These people are cult fanatics.
Twelve hours ago, someone tweeted: Washington, D.C. is no longer a safe place to visit because of the risk of being arrested for looking at something Trump fucked up.
Ten hours ago, someone tweeted: Mitch McConnell needs to show up and do his job or lose his seat. Enough of this bullshit.
Seven hours ago, someone tweeted: Even Idiocracy wasn’t this fucking stupid
Five hours ago, someone tweeted: “All abortions are bad except mine.” — Every single Republican woman.
Three hours ago, someone tweeted: The craziest part about the algae in the Reflecting Pool is where the fuck are the Epstein files? They’re 186 days overdue.
9 hours ago, someone tweeted: I don’t feel sorry for Usha Vance. She chose to marry a racist. She chose to stay with a racist. She chose to have another baby with a racist.
Someone 8 hours ago tweeted: MAGA will believe the Reflecting pool was vandalized with no video proof but deny an insurrection happened when it was on live television. These people are cult fanatics.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Maga is boycotting the Obama Presidential Library... as if they have ever even stepped foot in a library anyways lol
23 hours ago, someone tweeted: BREAKING: Tomorrow's pool slitting class at ANTIFA HQ has been canceled until further notice.
One day ago, someone tweeted: REMINDER: JARED KUSHNER IS NOT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL AND HAS NO BUSINESS ANYWHERE NEAR GOVERNMENT MEETING OR PEACE TALKS.
One day ago, someone tweeted: MAGA really is a collection of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.
One day ago, someone tweeted: The reflecting pool has multiple 24-hour live video feeds. And not a single MAGA idiot can post proof of people vandalizing the reflecting pool.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Stealing paint chips from the Reflecting Pool is vandalism, according to the guy who pardoned an entire angry mob that trashed the Capitol.
Starting five days ago, quite a few people tweeted: “The government doesn't owe you anything!” Buddy, I pay taxes. The government damn well owes me a LOT.
One day ago, someone tweeted: If Trump had photos of vandals cutting a 350 foot gash in the Reflecting Pool, he would be posting that shit everywhere. It doesn’t fucking exist.
One day ago, an endless stream of people tweeted: Why does Trump threaten Iran instead of threatening Israel every time Israel violates the ceasefire?
Two different people, the first one week ago, and the second one day ago tweeted: Believing that billionaires and trillionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.
One day ago, someone tweeted: No one cut a 300 foot slit in the sealing of the Reflecting Pool. That would literally be the length of a football field. We are supposed to believe this happened with a knife and no one noticed?
One day ago, someone tweeted: Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??
One day ago, someone tweeted: donald trump wants people to go to jail for inappropriately touching things. DONALD TRUMP.
One day ago, someone tweeted: $14M to anyone that can provide a video of someone making a 300 foot cut in the reflecting pool in one of the most surveilled public areas in America
One day ago, someone tweeted: Just a friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.
One day ago, someone tweeted: The thing about the reflecting pool and the Kennedy Center is they were doing just fine until Trump got involved. Just like the economy.
One day ago, someone tweeted: MAGA: Look at the reflecting pool!!! MAGA: Look at the reflecting pool!!! MAGA: Look at the reflecting pool!!! *Algae forms and paint peels* MAGA: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE REFLECTING POOL!!! 😭
One day ago, someone tweeted: The photos of someone cutting the reflecting pool are right next to Trump's healthcare plan and election fraud proof, and it's coming in "two weeks," believe me.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Netanyahu turned out to be the worst president in American history and Trump turned out to be the best president in Israeli history. The irony.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Donald Trump has depleted the oil reserves, the bomb reserve, and he's working on the federal reserve.
One day ago, someone tweeted: All I know is that if Harris had won in 2024, we definitely wouldn’t have had a cult leader directing the actions of the director of national intelligence, because Kamala knew EXACTLY what Tulsi Gabbard was.
Two days ago, someone tweeted: So he can in fact call in the National Guard whenever he wants. He just refused to do it to protect the Capitol on January 6th for 187 minutes. Glad we cleared that up. (Photo of national guard person standing infront of the reflecting pool)
One day ago, someone tweeted: Zohran Mamdani has banned ICE from entering NYC property. This is leadership. Do you agree? (Photo of Mamdani)
One day ago, someone tweeted: Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US president to be outwitted, outsmarted, and out-foxed by a single-celled organism. (Picture of algae in the reflecting pool)
One day ago, someone tweeted: For a DECADE MAGA said the walls were closing in on the Deep State. Arrests. Impeachments. Military tribunals. For a DECADE Trump has promised to drain the swamp, while all along, he was the one who was filling it.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Pulling out floating paint from the Reflecting pool is vandalism but wiping your shit on the walls of the US Capitol is not.
One day ago, Brian Tyler cohen tweeted: So Trump has proof of vandals cutting a 350 foot gash in the Reflecting Pool lining and he just… refuses to release what would be irrefutable video evidence? Checks out!
One day ago, someone tweeted: Touch the Reflecting Pool? Up to 10 years in prison. Storm the Capitol, assault police officers, smash windows, and disrupt the certification of a presidential election? Many participants received pardons.
One day ago, someone tweeted: The World Cup is proof that if it weren't for our leaders, the majority of us would get along just fine. It's the global version of "When the boss isn't here, we all just come in and get our work done.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Serious question: why is Trump so obsessed with the Barrack Obama?
One day ago, someone tweeted: Trump can’t stand that Obama remains more respected globally, more admired politically, and far more coherent publicly.
One day ago, someone tweeted: Trump was a very bad investment for the people of the USA. It's going to cost the USA decades to recover from the damage he's caused domestically and internationally. When they eventually do recover, they're not going to be the world's superpower anymore.
One day ago, someone tweeted: MAGA is mad at people touching water but not kids
One day ago, someone tweeted: No Michelle Obama isn't a man, but Donald Trump is a child molester who's all over the epstein files 👍
1 day ago, someone tweeted: Israel will never honor a ceasefire. War is simply too profitable for the Jews. That’s why they’re still cashing in on WWII today.
One day ago, someone tweeted: I want to be very clear with everyone. The entire US economy is a ponzi scheme that will eventually explode. The US Dollar will be worthless.