Fern Lovebond

@fernlove.bond

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#AntiChristian #Fuck47 #🖕🧊 I ain't no follow-back gurrl. 🫂🅰️🌳 Humanist/ Agnostic Atheist/ Atheopagan ⚛️ Science lover ⚧️ Genderfluid (they/them) 🖖 🪴 💚

A woman wearing a tailored suit with a confident smile, standing in a city street.
bigot noun 1. a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group Example: don't let a few small-minded bigots destroy the good image of the city
Cross-stitched framed image of three beer bottles, each labeled "COLD ONE". A stitched phrase below the bottles reads "A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All".
A: you're going to hell! B: who's in hell? A: people like you! B: then who's in heaven? A: people like me! B: you need to work on your threats.
Post by "Republic of Ghouls, Inc" mentioning "elite cult of literal satanists".
Cartoon of a grey cat pouring a carafe of coffee onto an anthropomorphic brain in a blanket. Caption reads "C'MON, DO SOMETHING" Original art by @lifewithbubu https://lifewithbubu.com/
Another screenshot of Fern's desktop showing Firefox settings open and Exceptions for Enhanced Tracking Protection adding bsky.app to the exception list. This is a direct paste from clipboard screenshot.
Screenshot of Fern's laptop screen, directly pasted from the clipboard, showing Firefox.
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Screenshot of a Discord post from Fern Lovebond of the "goat fucker" meme post by Ragnar Blackwolf. Pasted direct from clipboard.
A large stuffed animal penguin
Quote post of David Rothkopf‬ ( @djrothkopf.bsky.social‬ ): So, I see Andy Beshear has a book out offering himself up as the latest Bible-thumping Dem (see James Talarico.) Folks, if you think competing for evangelicals is the Dem path to victory...no. If you think we need more religion in US politics...no. Religion in politics is a problem not a solution.
Bluesky post by Alon Pinkas ( @alonpinkas.bsky.social ): "This is the only sermon you'll need this week." [Quoted post is Deleted.]
Want to throw off anyone watching about what you're up to? Try using a... CONFESSIONAL ACCUSATION [Image of a hand pointing one finger away, but illustrating that three fingers point back at the pointer.] Creationist: "Evolutionists ignore science!" Anti-trans: "Your ideology is being forced on everyone!" Conservatives: "Dems aren't willing to work with us!" Christians: "We're being oppressed by secularists!"
The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d'honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion. Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.
Fern asking "Tom Cat" a question he still doesn't answer.
Seth Andrews - ‪@sethandrews.com‬ As of a few minutes ago, calling it a "scam, spam, or deceptive," YouTube deleted the entire "The Thinking Atheist" channel. 8:53 PM · Jan 13, 2026 30 reposts; 11 quotes; 84 likes; 2 saves
Christians: "The end is coming! You better repent now, before it's too late, or you'll go to hell!" Atheists: [Image of a man (the Loki character in the MCU) sitting at a table in a one-on-one discussion, responding with...] "Yes, very sad. Anyway…"
Sign posted in a window reading "STOP. NO ICE ACCESS IN THIS BUSINESS" and delineating legal constraints by California law on the entering of a private business without a Judicial Warrant signed by a judge or magistrate, and that ICE administrative warrant does not authorize entry into private businesses.
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. -- Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn), Oct 16, 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. -- Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn), Oct 16, 2015
Sending (tater) tots and pears.
PARODY screenshot of an Amazon.com listing for a Trump yard sign with stake. The sign has the text… TRUMP C'MON, SHE WAS 15! AT LEAST SHE WASN'T 8 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
If Jesus was created in the womb without male semen, then he had only XX chromosomes and would be phenotypically female. But he presented male and used male pronouns. TRANS JESUS WANTS TO OFFER YOU A HUG
A graphic representing the four positions possible between gnostic/agnostic and theist/atheist: Agnostic Atheist: I don't believe any god exists, but I'm not claiming that — I might be wrong. Gnostic Atheist: I don't believe any god exists, and I know they don't exist. Agnostic Theist: I believe there is a god, but I'm not really sure. Gnostic Theist: I believe there is a god, and I know it exists.
ATHEISM noun 1. disbelief in the existence of God or gods Example: his book recounts his journey from atheism to faith
FAITH interjection 1. said to express surprise or emphasis Example: faith, I was shown the door myself and came home noun 1. complete trust or confidence in someone or something Example: this restores one's faith in politicians 2. strong belief in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual conviction rather than proof Example: bereaved people who have shown supreme faith
“This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it what I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.” ― George Bernard Shaw
Illustration by Domien Delforge, a series of four people making the "Y M C A" signs with their arms, but the first person is a crucified Jesus image, his nail-pierced hands making his arms in the "Y" configuration. It is hilarious.
“I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
Post by RoderickE (‪@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) reads: Any #Christians on #BlueSky or is it just a platform of #secular #atheist #socialists that want to dictate what people do with their own money & time? #bible #jesus #christianity #biblestudy #religion #religious @patristicsearlyxty.bsky.social, @christianityy.bsky.social, @religionprof.bsky.social [video of some Christian content]
Post from ‪RoderickE‬ (@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) reading: "That you imply I'm fragile shows what an asshole you are."
"Stop being so dramatic, it's just Christmas music." Me: [Image of an art fountain of a woman half-risen from a fountain, with red fluid pouring out of her upturned, open mouth, as if screaming, with additional rivulets from her eyes, as if she is screaming and crying blood.]
Soup of the day and potato wedges. I'm gonna pay like $30 for some soup and potatoes.
X-ians: "You need to find JESUS!" me: "Done." [Photo of "Sweet Baby Jesus!" Chocolate Peanut Butter porter from Duclaw Brewing Company]
Post by Margaret Gel‬ (@icze4r.tokyo‬): How do you know if someone is an atheist? Don't worry, they'll argue with you at 4 in the fucking morning about it on Bluesky dot shit slash cum colon fuck
When you order a hamburger with no pickles and it comes with pickles and someone says "just pick them off." [Photograph of a child with a strongly frowning, angry expression and folded arms.] It's already been tainted with the juices, Karen!
Margaret Gel (‪@icze4r.tokyo‬) said: Thinking about atheism. The confidence of a human being, born into a situation that they know nothing about, that nothing made them, is astounding 'Well, I can't see what made me. Therefore it doesn't exist' Explains the whole 'thousands get abducted by space aliens but nobody believes shit' thing
@berkowitz.bsky.social‬ said: "I heard you say on a video once that, paraphrasing, if something were ever found that didn't equal itself, that would falsify the logical axiom that a=a. But I don't think that's true. It would just show that the logical system that uses that axiom doesn't apply to that situation."
Exterior sign for Orange Cat Coffee Company trimmed with winter holiday decorations like evergreen boughs and lights.
Exterior of Orange Cat Coffee Company, Lewiston, NY. The image is taken in spring or summer, as evidenced by the lack of snow.
Beaker Muppet, caption "Fuck, I don't even have a meme for this."
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Post by j.g_rubel: "Taught my kids how Socialism works. Let them Trick or Treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101." Reply by johnrashotte: "The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them."
Jubilee "Surrounded" series thumbnail, "1 Atheist vs 20 Gods". Image of a man sitting in a plain room at a table across from an empty chair, surrounded by empty chairs.
Off Panel: "Are you coming to bed?" Guy at Computer: "I can't. This is important." OP: "What?" GaC: "Someone is WRONG on the internet."
Dinosaur comedian meme: T-Rex: Why do astronauts use Linux? T-Rex: Because they can't open Windows in space! Audience: ... ... ... T-Rex: *cries*
Side-eye monkey meme: left monkey puppet looking at viewer under a candy bar wrapper with the logo "Kit-Kat" (with dash in between words); right monkey puppet looking away off panel under a candy bar wrapper with the logo "Kit Kat" (no dash in between words).
Unknown 1: I have to go to Atlanta in the morning to see if my mother is still responsive enough to know I’m there. Unknown 2: That's rough. I hope things go better than expected, but if you need somewhere to vent, we have space for that. [Heart reaction emoji] … I know Georgia can be difficult to deal with. Healing takes time.
Jesus Christ! Look at the time (Image of White Jesus looking up, hodge-podged to a clock face, making it look as if Jesus is looking at the clock hands.)
SCRATCH A CHURCH LEADER (Image of "pastor" with children.) [image is "scratched" away to reveal a different image] FIND THE ACTUAL GROOMERS (News article of same "pastor" arrested for child sexual assault.)
Days Since Last Republican Nazi Thing: 0.
Actual possession? Bearing in mind that nearly half the population believes that possession is a real thing, intellectual humility dictates that we at least entertain the possibility that demons and devils really exist and that they can inhabit the bodies of people and take control. Indeed, demands for exorcism have been on the rise in recent years, both among Catholics for whom exorcism remains a sanctioned ritual and among non-Catholics. However, if we acknowledge this possibility, we should also acknowledge that there’s no real evidence to support it, despite what anyone believes. We should also recognize that similar beliefs about possession have contributed to the age-old gruesome practice of trepanation (drilling holes in the skull to release "bad spirits") as well as the persecution and murder of the many thousands who have been accused of witchcraft right up to the present day. Likewise, several cases of death from exorcism have made newspaper headlines over the years, including that of Annaliese Michael in the 1970s and a three-year-old girl as recently as 2022. These deaths by exorcism appropriately resulted in charges of negligent homicide and felony child abuse.
Jesus (knocking on door): Let me in! Person behind the door: Why? J: So I can save youi. P: From what? J: From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.
Illustration showing the belief axis of theist/atheist and the knowledge axis of gnostic/agnostic.
Infographic by Pope Wonka. “Blue Cheese fact” from “the LaVey Salad Dressing Test”, The Satanic Witch, 1971. Tabular data comparing The Satanic Temple with the Church of Satan (also known as LaVey Satanism).
Girl in a costume of an angel with white dress, wings, a halo, and a pretend harp.
Man in a demon costume with large horns, red skin, and long legs, perhaps making him 8 feet tall or so.