Sarah!

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I do art crimes, she/they

road trippers as horses: ron as a big ol shire horse in overalls, jamie as a lil american paint horse in a hoodie and shorts, and marlin as a buckskin quarter horse in a white shirt and black slacks
first panel text: i watched "apocalypse now" for the first time last night and enjoyed it, but maybe not the way i was meant to? first panel image: head laughing at a tv screen showing a severed head getting hucked into a lap, text bubble offscreen saying "aug" second panel text: self serious, overwrought, and intense, but with so little to say it felt like an ouroboric parody of itself second panel image: agape martin sheen in front of a blazing jungle third panel text: and characters so patently ridiculous it was as if they'd wandered on set from airplane! or M.A.S.H. third panel image: insane surf seargent pouring his canteen on the head of a wounded man, text bubble states "any man brave enough to fight with this guts strapped oh him can drink from my canteen anyday", the jungle behind him fully on fire fourth panel text: all presided over by the floating head of marlin brando fourth panel image: sorrowful floating head of marlon brando, speech bubble states "ooooooo the horrors"
7-8 am, my tumultuously sleeping ass gets up when the girls start getting rowdy, feeds the animals and check my Sunday websites
art of a spoof poster for the island of dr. moreau, featuring oddity roadshow's cobb as Marlon brando getting pawed by catboy marlins in silhouette- in the foreground is marlin head on a dog body ala "mars attacks". title reads "that there dr. island monroe"
a photo of a small(ish) clear plastic boot full of a gradient beverage going from clear at eye top to pink on the bottom- a small decal on the side reads "Ole Smoky Distillery"
art of herbert west about to inject the goo into the head of his arch nemesis for literally no reason, herbert just leave him dead ffs
photo i took of re-animator last night when it turned out the re-animating was taking place on October 10th- dan is holding a flashlight and dictating notes while herbert preps the ooze, captions read "october, uh..."
lwaxana troi hectoring worf at his console on the bridge like "what does that little one do, mr. woof?"
dodo in a tux with his wattle tied up in his bow tie and his head horn slicked back holding a drawing he did of ron, jamie and marlin- his speech bubble says "ha ha ha ha ha ha"
scene from tank girl where she's lying on the floor in jet's bathroom stall as they converse- rebecca says "i was just thinking about leaving this place"
me in the mirror gazing at a sexy bourdain bathroom portrait on the wall behind me
the black haired man, rendered cartoonish, sits among piles of dust with his hands still outstretched, spitting dust out of his mouth like "pleh pleh pleh"
a black haired man clasps a brown haired supine man as he kisses him- the brown haired man is visibly dissolving into dust as he does so, streaming through the black haired man's fingers and pooling on the ground.
screenshotted clip from the article quoted, reads "I've never met anyone as stubborn as her in my life. she is simply incapable of giving in, and has never stepped down from an argument, nor once consented to a single thing she hasn't wanted to do in the first place, in her whole short, committed life. it's a miraculous thing to behold. as someone who vacillates through this world, acceding to each new command and insult proffered his way like a weak-willed little worm, i have often wondered what it would be like to live, if only for one day, with her spellbinding fixity of purpose. to feel her iron will, to know an utterly indefatigable resolve."
jamie (a young woman with short feathery hair) curled up under a blanket in a white expanse with a bucket of popcorn in her lap, with a cassowary named dodo at her side sitting extremely ADHDedly and eating popcorn- offscreen the dialogue from a golden girls rerun proceeds: Dorothy: oh Blanche, you're such a trollip Blanche: and don't you forget it! laugh track: ha ha ha *clap clap clap* Rose: you know, back in st. olaf they make a *mean* trollop-au-gratin
an art piece of Ron from Oddity Roadshow in cutoff shorts being dragged down by a multitude of tentacles, some of which are emitting tendrils of ink in a vaguely horny fashion.
terrible comic, titled "Bones at the kiddie pool" first panel an adorable child in a one piece swimsuit stands in water up to her butt with an intense expression and her arms out straight, with a speech bubble saying "cannonball" second panel, she has jumped up but barely and tucked her knees to her chest, sound effect reads "hup" third and final panel, she has fallen face- first back in the water, still tucked- sound effect reads "splap"
3 marlins in an uneasy alliance opening a letter together
art of a dead possum roadkilled on a starry night- it's positioned in the center of the road so cars are passing over it without running it over, and a black shadow looming behind it indicates a car just has, or is about to- a plume of light emits from its face and rises up to the stars. in its arms and nearly hidden, a tiny unharmed but doomed joey lays sleeping.
an art of a kermit who's left half is experiencing a cronenbergian distension, he says "hi ho"
a Leonardo ice cream head with googly gumdrop eyes from the ice cream truck
title: "i don't know what my point is, it's just a thing that's happening" comics panel 1: image of me about to take a sip of coffee as the mug separates from the handle with a *tink*, text reads "everything i touch has been breaking" panel 2: image of me walking by a shelf and whanging myself in the shoulder on a pot handle on said shelf, text reads "including my own body" panel 3: image of me contemplating additional broken items beatifically, text reads "like some kind of shitty reverse midas" panel 4: image of me having sunk into the floor up to my eyeballs in the kitchen from fallout 4 while metal husband stands by, text reads "someday i will break the physics engine and just fucking no-clip through the floor"
Hawkeye pierce from MASH
Alpine des in his alpine finery- a proudly posed full body, and a half body of him yodeling like "yodlodlodlooo" with fotheringay leaning into frame to say "very good sir"
Peep on a stick, pre-smorification
A poster for Chicago hope that I have shamelessly defaced to say "Chicago pope" and drawn a lil pope hat on Adam Arkin
The dad in conan the barbarian, hovering hundreds of feet above ground judging from the cloudy background
Cute selfie of me eating a sandwich on my picnic blanket in the park
Drawing of a locket featuring a photo of jamie's apparently nude but obscured parents along with stephan the van, opposite side of the locket reads "my beloveds"
Worlds Apart by ...and you will know us by the trail of dead
4 nearly identical scrappy young lads in nearly identically red t shirts, each emblazoned with a letter- reading from left to right: B, backwards R, A, D. The one in the D shirt is doing a weird little dance in the way you often see preteen boys do because they don't know what to do with their arms
A worm ate a chunk of your brain and then died, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior Since then your career's been a hell of a ride Two thousand-ten found your cognition fried & impaired you enough that they checked for a tumor But a worm had ate part of your brain and then died! Is the brainmeat-gorged corpse still up there inside, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior? Are you giving its body a hell of a ride? I'd imagine you blame an excess of fluoride When you can't get erect on a Nuzzian nooner, But a worm ate a chunk of your brain and then died. It left you behind, a bag stitched with pride With the sun-frizzled flesh of an obsolete crooner A mere sad encasement on a hell of a ride Beg God for the will to commit suicide, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior Bring the worm that ate up your brain-chunk and died You and Wormy, two corpses on a tandem hell-ride.
Art of a flaming heart with a crown and a world-weary eyeball, superimposed text reads "ass fat, bush soft, mind sharp, heart burn"
Sylph with short strawberry blonde hair on a cell phone- they're wearing a simple linen frock and on their stylized wings are written "oh shit"