ficklenuts

@ficklenuts.bsky.social

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All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts https://ngl.link/ficklenuts

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A big, fluffy black cat named Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget casually relaxing on my face. Potato Creature, a small tabby, is curled up next to him and resting against my stomach
A gif that says artisanal cheese in a way that looks like "art is anal cheese"
An image that says: What was the last thing that made you laugh?
An image that says: Poo poo or peepee?
An image that says: would u ever hook up with a 27yo that fancies you quite a bit?) Please keep in mind, dear reader, that the post I made directly above this one indicates that I am not available to receive anyone's interests right now.
An image that says: Are you seeing anyone?
An image that says: I get excited whenever I see you in my notifications.
An image that says: Sorry things are tough right now! I hope you have a better week. What is the best kind of pie?
An image that says: What's a band/artist that you were surprised to line? (But I'm pretty sure they meant "like")
An image that says: But why male models?
An image that says: Are you fan of Band of Horses? I'm at a concert of theirs RIGHT NOW
An image that says: what if your nuts were consistent
An image that says: hi it's valerian ty for being really good friend and being here for me even when you are suffering too <3
An image that says: What is your favorite foreign country to vacation in, if any?
The Pokemon, Malamar
A screenshot from horoscope app Co-Star, with the text "YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE: Try not to kill any brain cells today"
A bulk candy dispenser full of M&Ms
A photo of a library card with a printed design on it to resemble a mixtape
A pile of Red Vines licorice in classic red and grape flavors
A series of images from Coldplay's song "Yellow" featuring the lyrics, "look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and all the things that you do"
A mama duck and her 11 babies
Rows of tulips at a tulip farm
A workplace sign that says: GMP ATTIRE REQUIRED • HAIRNETS • BEARD NETS • SMOCKS • GLOVES
A safety warning sign that says "Entering this area can expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm. for more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov"
A safety warning sign that says "Caution: safety glasses required beyond this point"
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: keep safe distance"
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: asphyxiation hazard"
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: confined space enter by permit only"
A safety warning sign that says "CAUTION: buddy system is required for entry"
A safety warning sign that says "CAUTION slipping hazard"
A workplace housekeeping sign that says, "please... ...before you leave clean up"
A photo of a price tag of an item for sale in a store which may or may not have a typo so that it reads "Christmas bag of threats 250.00"
A 7ft tall plastic skeleton named Bertram is wearing a Santa hat. Behind him, a small and clearly startled fabric ghost is also wearing a small Santa hat. And before you accuse me of being too lazy to take down my Halloween decorations, I think I should probably mention that the ghosts and Bertram stay up year-round in my living room and sometimes get decorated to suit other holidays. Which is to say that I'm both lazy and also kinda weird
An image that says: Brak. Just Brak for everyone.
An image that says: Coleslaw for all!
An image that says: Stuff to help ya poop
An image that says: I was going to get my cool neighbour a bag of dill pickle chips, but now I'm going to go try and find macaroni and cheese flavored candy canes.
An image that says: Getting my dog a treadmill.
An image that says: What was your favorite book when you were 18?
An image that says: I'm getting @alldolledup44.bsky.so cial a stuffed weasel for Christmas.
An image that says: I'm getting Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky. social, well, more brie of course! Oh and treats for Artie and Jakey too!
An image that says: I'm getting @twosense.bsky.social an assorted supply of gourmet bolognas
An image that says: I'm getting Greg The Miller a reverse aging machine
An image that says: I just want to give and receive with you
An image that says: I'm giving my secret crush single mom $200 cash because the feds took away her SNAP and her 6 yr old deserves food for the holidays.
An image that says: getting my bestie a new vibe because hers finally died
An image that says: I'm giving Los a lil kiss on his forehead
An image that says: As always, I'm giving the missus heartburn.
I am slowly burrowing into my COMFRT hoodie
An image that says: Um, it depends. Do you happen to have a cage and some partridge chow?
An image that says: A bra that you'll have to return because it's too small
A meme of Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester from the show Glee that has been edited to say "I am going to create an merch that is so stupid"
Emoji bubble chart for 2025 showing 50 different emojis used 1,893 times total, visualized as bubbles sized by frequency. Top 10: 🥰 (360×), 🤷🏻‍♀ (214×), 😂 (189×), 🤔 (181×), 🤣 (134×), 🥳 (92×), 😅 (75×), 😍 (68×), 😻 (67×), ❤ (59×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "shit" (97×), "myself" (83×), "tell" (78×), "keep" (68×), "hope" (62×), "sounds" (59×), "those" (58×), "find" (57×), "friends" (52×), "help" (50×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget, aka "Boyo" plays peekaboo while I change my sheets
A tabby cat named Potato Creature perches on my chest and indicates her displeasure at my having had the audacity to leave the house and go do things on my day off instead of staying in bed with her all day
An image that says: I'm getting you a big bear hug because you make my time on Bluesky more enjoyable by being pure unadulterated YOU
I lump of pure nacho cheese Doritos seasoning
An image that says: You said lie about what I'm getting you. Not an orgasm...