Figure Four

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Just some fool.

Richard Harrison looking like a total dope in a bright yellow ninja suit, no face mask, a red headband that says "Ninja" and a gun.
Tom Servo from MST3K
Tweet from @necrobranson: (French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU.ARE.BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
Wolfsbane from the X-men
Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton. She's in a bathroom stall wiping sweat from her armpit. Real pervert hours.
Pro wrestler and curren ROH champ Bandido walking to the ring wearing Super Dragon themed gear
Dril tweet: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
A college basketball mascot that is supposed to be a frair [I think] but looks like some sort of terrifying homunculus.
Color sketch of an old cheap leather shoe that are a good 2 inches too big. Next to sketch is text: it's 1919!! AND Nothing's funnier than a shoe that's too big!!
"Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" Would someone tell me jow this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was [italics] the razor [italics] to own. Then the other guy...
Gear Five Luffy looking all timid becuase he just got yelled at and being reassuredly patted on the shoulder by a squirrel.
Deuce 'n' Domino I believe. This is the first time I've ever even seen them. What do you mean they were tag champs?!
Cecil Nyx and his crew of three singers performing the Time Warp in a wrestling ring.
Satanist Ernest Borgnine in a red robe looking at the camera in front of a field of fire
ROH Tagteam Champs LFI's Sammy Guerra and The Beast Mortos. Mortos is wearing his Orc mask and ring gear but on top of that, he puts on a blazer with torn sleeves, a tie [no shirt], and some Robert Deniro in Casino glasses.
Photo of a Big Dogs t-shirt that says "If you can't surt with the big dogs stay off the net"
Homer from the Simpsons "Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? I've been calling her "Crandle.' Why didn't someone tell me?!"
Cover to the album Underground by Thelonious Monk
Panel from Yotsuba& of a young girl with her dad and two men. They are violently cheersing their glasses and saying "Death to America!"
A screenshot of the band ZZ Top from their music video for Legs
Painting of Napoleon Bonaparte on horseback
Minoru Suzuki dressed up as doraemon and enjoying some konbini treats.
The very tasty cocktail described above.
A delicious bowl of chili. If you were here with me I'd happily serve you a bowl and teach you how to make it.
The very same margarita I described in the post above. This shit is delicious, y'all.
Tiny plastic robot I built. It's pirate themed so it's got a beam cutlass and a beam flintlock pistol. Gundam rules.
Tallboy can of Big Doinks West Coast IPA
The SOL space laser satellite from Akira
The torso and head of a 1/144 Gundam model.
A tiny green robot holding a space bazooka.
A group of Mascots carrying a frog Mascot on a stretcher.
It's a very abstract painting. Kinda got a magic eye thing going on.
Bowl of cinnamon bread pudding with butterscotch chips served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream
Toni Storm after losing her rematch with Kris Statlander sitting on the ground half in shadow dead to the world.
The Pope holding a microphone.
Isabelle Adjani in Possession smiling with tight lips and tears in her eyes.
A mantis wearing a pair of tiny red and blue 3D Glasses.
Ernest Borgnine in a red hooded robe standing in front of flames
Will.i.am's stupid custom Volkswagen. He spent a million dollars on this thing! Look at those tiny headlights! Ridiculous.
Santa Claus as Detective Crashmore from I Think You Should Leave TOP TEXT: I don't care if I die at all. BOTTOM TEXT: Everything has sucked lately.
The MC from Twin Peaks the Return introducing The Nine Inch Nails
Comic panel of Superman flying above the clouds. He's saying. "Next stop, Gay City!"
Drawing of a Gungann holding a blaster to his own head while a single tear runs down his cheek. Yes. I know this is a drawing of Jar Jar's father and not Jar Jar himself. How do you think I found it so fast?
Image of a Big Dog t-shirt of the Big Dog riding a surfboard over a crude depiction of the world wide web. Text on the shirt says: If you can't surf with the Big Dogs stay off the net
Wooden sculpture of a woman holding a small child