FigureFarter

@figurefarter.bsky.social

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I'm another black furry who questions my sanity a lot. By that I mean I want to be in the MLB. I get walked too much. Btw I'm also an aro-ace.

The one scene from the Simpsons where Homer chases the Flanders with golf clubs in the style of T-1000. Homer is wearing an Astros hat and Rod is wearing a Rangers hat. The two see Homer running and Rod says "I'm scared" while Todd starts crying.
Bobby Bonilla hits a home run into deep left field in Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball for SNES
Ninten and Lloyd are in the train station talking to a mouse. The mouse is speaking in parentheses "I don't think it's strange for a mouse to love trains. Do you?"
"I got one more in me." -Vince Carter on returning for his 22nd season
I got an achievement for throwing 5 touchdowns with Steve Grogan in a single game, though.
NFL playoff bracket where Seahawks beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
Bernie Kosar wearing number 19 for the Miami Dolphins
Rick from Kirby
Guru Ant.
A half-empty crowd following a 34-10 Dolphins victory
Fat Elvis.
Dog-Man
The same ol' Dolphins you've seen, now with dreads and a Ricky Williams jersey.
Late Registration by Kanye West redrawn to feature the turtle from The Moron Test. Ironically, both the second album by Kanye and the second level of Moron Test feature the same name.
Randy Moss in a poorly drawn Georgia Dome catching a football over Captain Olimar's head.
Carlos Correa (left) and Jose Altuve hugging each other.
Chip from Animal Crossing: New Horizons holding a sea bass while wearing a blue alternate Atlanta Braves uniform.
Collapse with the Los Angeles Dodgers logo as the LA.
ALL-STAR BASEBALL 2002 CREDITS Thom Brennaman Play-by-play Announcer Diamondbacks Announcer
Traded! The trade deadline has been reached and YOU have been traded to the Rays(tm)! They're about to enter the postseason so you'll be on their quest to the Fall Classic. This is an opportunity for you to obtain a World Series(R) title! Good luck!
Current Toronto Blue Jays logo.
"Astros W. Sound the train."
"I recognize the third base coach has given me a stop sign, but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it."
FigureFarter's fursona (or name-image-and-likeness according to him) donning a City Connect Houston Astros jersey sliding on the ground and trying to catch the ball. Ignore how the fingers turned out.
This is how you draw me and yeah.
Top row, left to right: JR Richard, JR, Towles, Jose Altuve Middle row: Lance McCullers Jr., Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio Bottom row: Chas McCormick, Yainer Diaz, Bryan Abreu
Bobby: Is it ok I feel like I don't want to live anymore Hank: Yes, Bobby, that's normal. Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill stand behind Hank with somber faces.
A beautiful man says "I vandalised a Cadillac" to a woman imposed with Donald Trump's head saying "Awww, you're so sweet." An ugly man then shows up to the same woman and says "I vandalised a Tesla." She grabs her telephone and says in a scared tone "Hello, human resources?!"
Myself styled like a Pawapuro character wearing Jeff Bagwell's outfit and doing his pose with a pencil bat.
Some girls wear dresses, Some wear gowns. You turned my game upside-down.
A Chiefs logo hopping from a fishbowl of good teams (Lions, Eagles, 49ers, Ravens, Dolphins, Jaguars) into a bowl of bad teams (Panthers, Patriots, Giants, Titans with the caption "im nothing like y'all 😎😭😭😭"
Two Holstein-Friesian cows in field, England - Peter Cade
Astros beat the Padres 4-3 in 10 innings after Altuve is ejected in wild scene in the 9th. The picture shows Jose Altuve pointing where the ball hit his bare foot.
LAC receives: K. Oubre Jr., KJ Martin, A. Drummond, Jared McCain, Eric Gordon, J. Dowtin Jr., G. Yabusele, R. Council IV. PHI receives: James Harden
"Hey! Mr. Referee Mario! I like your hair!"
Bobby Hill puts up a sign saying "Baseball salary cap ≠ more parity." Principal Moss takes down the sign and says to him "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."
Ditto as last post.
Me traced over Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman army-crawling to a rosin bag and throwing it at the home-plate umpire. A Braves player and another umpire watch from the side.
Top row: Eddie Matthews, Joe Morgan, Jeff Bagwell Middle row: Alex Bregman, Cesar Cedeno, Craig Biggio Bottom row: Richard Hidalgo, Derek Bell, Lee May
Phillies playing the Pirates. The score is 0-0, so the logos make it look like the word "POOP."
Mario gets the last remaining star in the secret aquarium in Super Mario 64.
LAC 6 - HOU 10, 3rd quarter 6:51, 2nd and 30
Scottie Pippen with the Chicago Bulls
Winners of each matchup are highlighted in green.
Patrick turns off the TV while saying "I hate this channel."
1. Justin Tucker, the kicker for the Baltimore Ravens, is considered one of the greatest kickers in NFL history. On a recent kickoff, the height of the ball, in meters, was measured for selected times. This data is shown in the table above. a) Based on this situation and the data presented in the table, would a linear, quadratic, or cubic function be most appropriate to model this data? Give a reason for your answer. b) Find the appropriate regression function to model these data. c) Using the model found in part b, what is the predicted height of the football, in meters, at time t = 1.3 seconds?