America's Final Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social

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Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

A cinnamon babka with a nice crumble on top
Short video of a hot billet gettting hit by a drop forge hammer to form a part
Skinny white boy with 90's pearlite shades pointing a toy flintlock pistol at the camera
Half empty aeration basin with bubbly wastewater
World's tallest statue of a Native American. Classic roadside attraction from 1964
A steel railroad bridge that's spraypainted with "Hayward Sucks Class of 2026" also a small bit graffitied "Balls"
A beautiful view of some buildings from inside the mouth of a dang fish
A sketch of Volke's cat's head with the byline, "Shut up. I snore where I please"
A sweaty DRUMPF slug saying, "Behold my kissable wormy lips Barbara!"
A frenchified Sega Dreamcast smoking a cigarette and saying "We'll make le first game about le depressed middle aged man who is le fish"
A frazzled middle age man with a cartoon dog? on his shirt. He's stating, "I yearn for the days I didn't have to do anything at all"
John Travoltas in various berets
An old knob TV with a cheesy TV Anchorman broadcasting on it. Title card says "Breaking News! Hell Yeah!"
Hose going into a drain. You can see the floor below through the drain
Big old truck with a license plate, "SOUPMAN"
A piston pump pumping shit
Bottle of Blackberry Flavored Brandy
A bowl of corned beef and cabbage soup. A plate of deviled eggs
Visual depiction of the "This is Fine" comic meme drawn on the glass of a fire door
Burmese cat sitting on a tall stack of totes near to the ceiling
Lucy being a baby
Fifteen feet tall white chemical silo
Sable Buramese in a white cat bed with her default grouchy face
A frozen hose with an icicle hanging off the end over an aeration basin
A long hallway with yellowish tile flooring and dark orange wall tiles
Two fawns staring at the camera looking anxious
Doc Hoppers Frog Legs from the Muppets Movie
Big boobed flower from Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
Me and my kid sledding down a hill. It's an incredibly rough ride down a hill with barely any snow
Can of Kroger brand sparkling water mojito flavor
Blue Origin dick shaped rockets
Sandy Hook was the most obvious hoax they had had yet. It was so obviously fake and so many people were calling it out, that they had to bring in CIA agent Alex Jones onto the scene to make it look "crazy" to notice how fake it was.
Sandy Hook was the most obvious hoax they had had yet. It was so obviously fake and so many people were calling it out, that they had to bring in CIA agent Alex Jones onto the scene to make it look "crazy" to notice how fake it was.
Muscular dude from Fist of the North Star anime pointing at the screen stating ,"You are already jacked off"
Top of a Belt Filter Press with digested sludge
Step tracker saying, "16,522 steps 8.03 mi 642 Cal"
An inflatable Hello Kitty half buried in snow
Cover art for Deception 3: Dark Delusion for ps1
Burmase cat sitting on my shoulder
Medical diagnosis machine from Idiocracy
Basket with fried perch, french fries, marbled rye bread, cup of tarter sauce and a cup of coleslaw
Turkey neck and giblets simmering in a homemade stock
Chibi standing on the couch looking directly at me
Hell Kitty driving a car with blood splattered on the hood and wheels
Cracked underside of a bumper
Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.
Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.
The Zorhan campaign generator image that says "Ribbed for Her Pleasure"
My poor baby spaceship is on fire
Spider shaped meat buns
A spooky joe on a plate with a cheese slice shaped like a skull
Note saying "Saw a black cat behind F1. Very festive" A cat is doodled with the following caption, "M is for Meow"
The base of belt filter press covered in digested sludge. A belt filter press is supposed to press the water out of digested sludge instead of spilling it all over the floor
The Platner discourse is pretty shrill, but his reddit posts paint a full picture of someone who though used awful language at times, also went to a BLM demo, supported Afghan refugees, and served in the military --like so many-- in part to access higher ed.
America's cutest baby purring in my lap
Character from Jujutsu Kaisen saying, "By the way, my type is a tall woman with a big ass!"
Kylo Ren shouting MORE
Kuromi of the Hello Kitty line of fame