Maple Pete

@finallycanuck.ca

250 Followers 183 Following

Nerd in Toronto. Open Source and Linux enthusiast. Married to @nickwrites.ca. Can be found on the Fediverse at @finallycanuck@mstdn.ca, and at Downsview Parkrun most Saturday mornings. GenX, had a landline, and a car phone.

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## Weather Forecast The screen displays current weather information, showing a temperature of -20 degrees, with a "Feels like" temperature of -30 degrees. The high for the day is -14 degrees and the low is -22 degrees. The condition is described as "Mostly cloudy" with a small icon of a cloud.
Wikipedia quiz result: "I scored 4/5 on \"Which came first?\" today." with a visual indicator of checkmarks and one cross. The card also lists "Topics included:", detailing events like the "2004 Erbil bombings" and "Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad".
2025 Strava Roasted: If "consistent mediocrity" was an Olympic category, Peter, 2025 would be your gold-medal year. You managed 20 runs over 12 months—averaging one outing every 18 days. At this rate, your sneakers aren't wearing out; they’re dying of abandonment. You logged 103km total, which is essentially two marathons and a brisk walk to the fridge. Toronto’s Downsview parkrun club must wonder if you're a member or a ghost, and with 24 followers, your Strava feed has the same energy as a sparsely attended Tupperware party. Your profile photo looks like a man who just realized he forgot to start his watch before a 5k. 932m of elevation? You spent more time going "up" on elevators than on trails. Dig deeper in 2026, Peter!
-10⁰ in Toronto (feels like -15⁰)
Pete's chonky legs in the sun.
Marco Rubio reversed a Biden-era directive for using the Calibri font, returning to Times New Roman.
Fortune Cookie fortune: You have an excellent capacity for making people feel at home.
You might like Masculinity.
The country you are trying to reach is currently watching baseball.
Feed me burgers and tell me I'm pretty.
Congratulations! You earned a bronze medal! Breeder Hatch 10 Eggs.
Album - Madonna, Like a Prayer
Book cover: Harriet Tubman Live in Concert
Album cover: Dion chante Plamondon
TI-99/4A in plastic.
Plush toy of Tim Hortons Smile Cookie
Heat map for the origin of my maternal namesake.
Grammatical incorrect sign: “Beer & Wine is here!”
Me, drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake ☘️