Repento Rory

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"You gave up drinking and changed your name to Bacchus? Is this some sort of joke?" "Yes". Just a very naughty hikikomori

Ronaldo Nazario, the one true Ronaldo Fenômeno, contemplates while at the wheel of Madonna's superfluous dune buggy
Delicious Tarczyński Kabonos mere seconds before disaster
Stu Pickles from Rugrats cooks pudding in the early morning because, as he says, "I've lost control of my life"
Dr Nick Riviera laments the confusion that the English language can cause; two firefighters spray a hose next to an exploded cylinder of ether
Phil Collins proudly modelling a cap and jumper both emblazoned with the phrase "Nonce Sense"
Danny the dog wearing a tote bag across one shoulder
An advert for a Watford FC "retro mash-up shirt" made up of a chaotic patchwork of former watford kits
A screenshot from ebay showing "recommended for you" books, these being one by Enoch Powell, The Book of Mormon and an expensive cluster of Harry Potters
A statistic showing both sides exceeding their expected goals (xG) by over 3 goals each, Union Berlin scoring 4 from 0.78xG and Stuttgart 4 from 0.68xG
A rundown of the 8 goals traded back and forth between Union Berlin and Stuttgart to end the first half four-four.
Graffiti on the Jubilee Underground train line accusing Labour of "protect(ing) Muslim rape gangs for votes" - a claim that the most basic investigation would find to be hard to support
A notification showing 2 years abstinence from alcohol
My phone's daily usage time, showing me succumbing to nearly 20 hours of various paraproductive distraction over the course of a Tuesday in February
Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) stares intensely at an object just out of frame in the film American Psycho. The object is the business card of a colleague/ rival Paul Allen - Bateman expresses his awe at the qualities of the card in voiceover
A selection of colourful cans with animé characters on them, in focus is Psyduck on a blue can with Charmander on an orange can in the neighbouring slot on the shelf
A selection of colourful paperchain links each emblazoned with the slogan "This is Shit" - from House of Voltaire, a South London Creative studio
Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer 6 screenshots: the top image shows Luis Garcia mounted on a Velociraptor taking a penalty with Ostrich-mounted Petr Cech in goal. The lower image shows two teams of penguin suited players lining up before a match
A list of bluesky users that have recently followed this account, all using the letter x to imply implicit content or advertising their Only Fans accounts