Rob Finch

@finchwrites.bsky.social

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Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist.

Egg tortilla with a pack of wheat tortilla wraps
A bill with the heading "You're in control with my EE"
Tweet by @perthshiremags Climate change will.manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you're the one filming it
Middle Distant fire on a hill
Some croatian translations for emergencies in which it appears that the translation for "I'm ill" is "Language. Pronunciation."
The underside of a Jersey Tiger moth on a shower screen. Its big for a moth with orange wings speckled with white and black bits
43° 12' 59" North 2° 20' 57" East. Stephen and Jack, who is dressed in a slowly decomposing bear ski, pass through Carcassonr. Jack dances a creditable horn pipe for the prisoners entertainment....
A pack of fexofenidine, a pack of amlodipine and a bar of Dairy Milk
A pair of oven gloves with the image from the album Unknown Pleasures by Joy Divsuin which features a white on black image of a plot of the emissions from a pulsar.
A pair of translucent sparkly round glasses with glitter balls attached to each arm with a short length of chain
Classic trolley problem image: a man has his hand on a lever beside a bifurcating tra k which presumably takes a tram down a track that would run over 1 person tied to it, or 5 people tied to it depending on which way the lever is thrown. Its all a bit unclear isn't it?
Graph of People claiming PIP with ADHD as main condition showing increase from around d 20k in 2019 to around 100m in 2026. The graph also shows the point at which Labour took power
A mix of ripe and unripe blackberries on a bramble
A barrel of Airwaves gum
A barrel of Airwaves gum
Dawn over a small garden
Birdman by Lawrence Goldstone
My job is just prompt
A sweaty balding guy in glasses
The interval of peace, short as it was, and broken by Finch's disturbing presence, was at an end...
...Hornblower knew that Finch was a little weak in the head - the all embracing press swept up idiots and landsmen to help man the fleet...
A giant image of Sean Ryder in shades
Damon Albarn on stage against a red background wearing a red beanie
Ron Mael at a Roland keyboard
A field with athletes in the distance
Bob Servant Independent promo picture. With Brian Cox foregrounded
A failed online insurance payment screen asking me to phone them. But the lines are closed.
The book "Birdmen" by Lawrence Goldstone showing a man flying in a box kite style glider
A bad ai world cup poster with a Mexican ag featuring a central golden maple leaf
A man in a loud pink t shirt, cap and sunglasses has two sparkly red stripes on his cheek
A man in a pink Choirblast t shirt stands in front of colourful giant Choirblast letters standing in a field in front of some gazebos
Canestan tablet, box and tube of cream
A picture of a man who has stolen your soul and it was delicious.
The meme of the 80s computer game 'western names' including Sleve McDichael, Mike Truk, Willie Dustive and Glenallen Mixon.
Two tories eating shot from above
A tortoiseshell cat curled up in a basket a top a multi level cat tower
A BBC news pga of local new stories including one headline 'm&s shoppers can get a free Clinique beauty set worth £79
Mayfly in profile
A tortoiseshell cat seemingly clinging to a skirting board
2 empty glasses and a hairy leg
Daily Mirror headline 'The Boys Of '26'
A tortoiseshell cat lying prone in a sunbeam.
The Age of Alchemy by Kit Chapman. A medieval image of a phoenix rising from a round bottomed flask
2025/26 season awards This certificate is awarded to Rob Finch. Coach's speciam mention
Fried horse meatballs. Allergens: gluten, lactose, garlic
"Chicken leg and leg (€14). It has been tagged as "novelty" and there is a recommended pairing of "french fries".
Local foal diaphragm (€55 per kg)
Married with sauce and pieces of horse
A stocky man in black & cyan sports gear stands legs akimbo with a pained but happy expression. He is holding what looks like a yellow and blue football. Another, taller, thinner man in purple and black sports gear towers over him, arm raised at a perfect 45° angke
Go slowly when adding the salt and vinegar, tasting as you go, as I like these to have the wincing hit of salt and vinegar crisps
Loads and loads of beer tap signs on a ceiling
A toilet cistern with "Please do not flush blue roll thank you" written crudely on it in blue highlighter
John Luis Mansi as Von Smallhausen. He wears a trilby hat, shirt and tie and a leather trenchcoat
A stretchy tortoiseshell cat
The opening slate for Master and Commander. Originally it said "April 1805. Napoleon is master of europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields." I doctored it and it now says "April 2026. Trump is a loony. Oceans are now battlefields."
Non-sexual nudity flag
An engraved sign above a door. Watch House Erected 1791 Destroyed 1944 Rebuilt 1962
Tatton Park house
The flag of Aragon. 9 alternating yellow and red horizontal stripes. Central, but offset to the left (toward the flagstaff end) is a coat of arms topped with a simple stylised crown. The arms are quartered. Top left, yellow background stylised tree topped with a small red cross. Top right royal blue background with a white cross top-left. Bottom right, 9 alternating yellow and red vertical stripes. Bottom left, white background, red cross with each of the 4 sections containing a stylised "moor's head"