Finding Flamingos

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a bird-brained cartoonist from seattle see my full archive at findingflamingos.com

A Flamingo at an office says "I created an AI bot to do my job but it's doing nothing!" and his friend says "Sounds like it's working."
Pictured: a cappuccino
In a meeting, a pigeon says "Revenue grew for a sixth... are you paying attention?" The Flamingo responds "Yes" but is looking at his phone. The pigeon responds "I can see you playing Pokemon Go."
A pigeon tells the Flamingo: "A good manager needs to know how to motivate. What motivates you?" and the Flamingo responds "Guilt, Shame, and Whiskey."
A Flamingo is on a video call on a computer. His blue jay friend asks "How's your day so far?" and the Flamingo responds "Not too bad. All the screaming is internal."
Barista asks a Flamingo "Got any fun plans for the day?" and the Flamingo responds "Just to make awkward small talk with strangers."
A flamingo looks out a window at the snow falling and says "A new year. A new chance to make all the same mistakes again."