Fiona McDerment

@fionamcderment.com

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Reader, writer, parent, partner, friend, maker, dreamer, ⚽️ fan, ally, Scot. Not in that order. She / her. Glasgow ish. https://fionamcderment.substack.com/

Picture of a news headline about a Labour MP’s husband being arrested on spying charges
A screen grab from a FB video where a tattoo artist is talking about Saltire flags up on lampposts. The M*ta AI suggestions underneath suggest asking “what is the purpose of the salt tyres?”
Image of the Goodreads app icon. It’s a beige background with a dark brown stylised letter g.
Screenshot of a very Scottish football result from BBC Sport. It shows that Scotland were 1-0 up at half time via a Caroline Weir goal, then lost 6 goals in a 25 minute period in the second half.
A large monstera plant on a small bookshelf in the corner of a green-painted room. The plant has a couple of dozen large glossy leaves and desperately needs repotted, but it seems to be living its best life anyhow
A set of clean white bedding hanging out to dry in morning sunshine
Australian forward Caitlin Foord is sitting with her legs out in front of her, leaning back on her hands. She’s wearing a new away kit in black with neon accents. She looks 💯
A screenshot from BBC news about a sinkhole in southern England. The arial picture shows a collapsed street and multiple barricades. The text says that the area is built on a former sand quarry.
A screenshot from BBC Sport showing Celtic Women with just under 50% possession at 60mins in but 26 shots on goal (17 on target) vs … 0)
Screenshot of a a news report about a new car wash opening in Blantyre called ‘Squeaky Clean’. A white car is being washed in the foreground against a red shutter.
A news article screenshot stating underground train services will be cancelled due to a forecast storm. Someone asks “that’s underground so why is that suspended”. The deadpan reply states “the staff don’t live underground”
A yellow cartoonised sun on a black background showing a Duolingo streak of 1111
A screenshot of Ilona Maher telling a snarky man to put some respect on her name
An unopened packet of Cadbury chocolate mini eggs lying on a white blanket
Gameplay screenshot from a 1990s game called K240. Pixelated buildings are on a grey asteroid and a space ship hovers above in a black starry sky
A screenshot of a Substack post extract on the subject of the last days of the year
Still image from Trainspotting with three men in the countryside. The caption says “It’s shite being Scottish”. There is a superimposed screenshot showing football scoreline Finland 2 - 0 Scotland
Scotland women’s football team line up for the game against Finland. Cummings, Smith, Howard, Clark, Docherty, Weir, Kerr, Cuthbert, Hanson, Thomas, Emslie
A glass of red wine sits on top of a closed kindle case. There is a lit Christmas tree in the background
A wintery scene. A dark-coloured car and bare trees covered in snow.
West Ham captain Katrina Gorry in a black strip and rainbow Captain’s armband. She’s running on the pitch and looks delighted
Two wafers with pink and white mallow filling