Fireye

@fireye.coffee

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They/Them // https://fireye.coffee Gamedev, FOSS, Music, Creative Writing, TTRPGs, blogging

You best start believing in ghost stories miss turner. You're in one.
Ratatouille critic meme I do not "like" disco-likes. I love them. If there is anything less than ludonarrative harmony in pursuit of meaningful themes, I do not play.
Live shrimp in a flow-through tank
"That's bait" meme
Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill
dragonfly image labeled "me" Meganeura image labelled "the guy she tells me not to worry about"
Outer wilds astronaut fuel, health and oxygen gauge
Person laying down, then sitting up and saying "oh shit for real?"
Sickos "yes... Ha ha ha... YES! "
Surprised pikachu face
Surprised pikachu face
Help Me I have been trapped in here for da
4 panel comic: P1: a baby labeled "VSCode" and a person. The person is saying "hey little man, how's it goin?" P2: baby screaming with a screenshot of a github PR for VSCode that writes "coauthored by: copilot" on all VSCode commits, regardless of actual LLM usage. P3: person standing P4: person says "yea"
Waow (based based based based based)
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Interstellar meme This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
1984 meme Person ripping off "December 2024" calendar page revealing "January 1984"
Shitpost saying "I love the the LBGTK community bottom text" with a bunch of pride flags and gnome/GTK graphics
A bunch of human models with blindfolds hammering on a whiteboxed production line
Email reply from john oliver: No way! John Oliver has never fucked a couch.
bluesky post screenshot from fireye-staging.bsky.social saying "HECK" folllowed by unclickable plaintext "https://fireye.coffee"
Loki: "I've never met this man in my life
"I'm tired, boss" meme
Hulk handing you a taco from avengers endgame
Surprised pikachu face
Fisheye image of my cat on my keyboard
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
Surprised pikachu face
Is this a butterfly meme, with the text "is this ethics?"
The deserter from disco elysium
"This shit is so ass" meme template edited to say "this UX is so ass"
Meme titled "Me, at 1:31AM after 4 days straight of nix sysadmin, looking at my server deployment" with an image of tony stark in avengers endgame as he dies (but notably does so after winning).
stick figure with finger pointing up, about to voice an objection stick figure lowering finger, reconsidering the thought (and their life choices)
The myth of "consensual" operating systems Me: I consent The phone I have paid money for and "own": I consent Fucking Samsung: I Don't! Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
Gif of a heat shaped locket with an image of chaos from hades 2 and the text "chaos my beloved"
Accidentally makes file named "~" rm -rf ~ *image of the hollow knight with a clown nose and hair sitting on a bench*
Simpsons meme template of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign, then tapping a sign with my "windows is just a profound advertisement for linux at this point" post from 19 days ago.
RSS post titled [version 1.2] rss mostly. Contents: We have an RSS feed now! Given that you're reading this, you probably already know that. Site updates and other related stuff will go out on this feed, hopefully in the coming months. We'll see.
Disgusting context menu with options to cut, copy, translate, expand the menu, and DO AI THINGS. And I CAN'T REMOVE THE LATTER.
Hyfetch CLI output with the arch logo in nonbinary colors.
A terminal window showcasing a CLI command that's running a game server for a Godot game. Another window shows a game client connected to the server running from the CLI.
Lois from family guy labeled "me with a whole ass final essay due at midnight" gazing longingly at a pill bottle labeled "NixOS"
Cave with a slide
A pile of nerd shit! Board games: Arcs, Dune, and Dominion. TTRPGs: Lichcraft (it's so gender, trust) and heart (which is also so gender, trust)
There's a person tryna sleep then their brain rudely goes "You could technically play the bassline from muse's 'hysteria' on the ukulele"
Image of Jack sparrow looking angrily into a bottle, captioned "why is the rum always gone?"
Jared Huckaby spinning in a chair doing an amazing impression of a surprised bird GIF
Blow noobs
Car with the bumper stickers: "I hope something good happens to you today" and "if you're looking for a sign to stay alive this is it"
Splendid game bug (screenshotted by a teammate) where a bloob is scaled across the entire viewport and stares into the player's soul.
God awful low-poly 3d model of a vagely female torso
Crusty old server specs