Hammered Mahler

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A box of Barilla pasta shells, wedged into the phone holder on an electric bike.
Fancy brand "probiotic prunes." You bet your ass they cost twice as much.
Homer Simpson everyone is stupid except me dot jpeg
A poster for the Garfield Movie, in which Garfield is striking an action pose. A glitch has replaced the title of the movie with Resident Evil, complete with font. The rating info remains unchanged.
A headline from the Guardian about some generation war BS. The image is an alegria style illustration of a woman with headphones and wearing a beanie? A bike helmet? The effect is very phallic.
The Elephant and Piggie book "A Big Guy Took My Ball!" The Doctor Suess medallion is positioned in such a way that it looks like the big guy is a wizard ghost that has possessed the ball
A unicorn toy that launches foam balls when squeezed.