Dave Fisher

@fishiwan.bsky.social

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Fisher by name, gay by nature. (Never been fishing IRL). Love playing games of most types, and seeing humanoids doing flippy, fighty shit (toku, wrestling, comics). Contents: ADHD, additives, borderline-excessive punctuation, mystery ingredients. He/Him.

Homer, the Hermit from Mystery Booster Commander Edition. BGU Legendary Creature - Crab Druid. Landfall- any number of target player mill X cards. X = double the total of Crabs, Lobsters, Nautiluses, Starfish, and/or Trilobites you control. 0/9. "He requires no destination, just a direction - a welcome respite for the weary traveller upon the sea floor."
Kousei Amano with bleached hair as Sieg/Kamen Rider Dawn in a promo photo for Zeztz.
The notification on my phone showing that there are 12 stops until I need to get off of my tube train, as I return home from seeing The Feeling playing the whole of their album "Twelve Stops and Home".
A bagged sticker-album-shaped package on a magazine shelf. It is the Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trading Card Game Starter Pack, produced by Panini, and featuring a declaration that it is "BRAND NEW!". It includes a Collector's Binder, 3 Packets, a Limited Edition Card, and a Gameboard. The clear plastic of the bag reveals illustrations of Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael, each from different animated TMNT series.
Xmas dinner for 2 on our temporary dining table. We have a cracker and an origami swan each, because we bought a packet of festive serviettes, and what else are we going to do with them?
An advert on a white background. Text: Ever wanted a bass plug-in? Picture: Two airpod-looking earphones with long stick parts displayed in front of what is best described as a buttplug wearing a disguise to hide amongst Apple-branded audio equipment. Text: Experience the future of music and pleasure with the world's first internal music... The message cuts off with a link to more information on the product.
Me in a Scarecrow outfit. My nose is brown, and I'm not wearing glasses.
The end screen for a TDM draft on MTGA, showing that I won 7 games before I got a 3rd loss, earning me the maximum reward from the event.
A completed 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle depicting five versions of famous Marvel Comics covers painted by Alex Ross. They are each in his detailed, realistic, painted style, and include Fantastic Four #1, Amazing Fantasy #15, X-Men #1, Avengers #4, and his original art for the TPB of Marvels.
A notifiocation from Microsoft which reads: Your Microsoft Rewards account has been suspended. Our research indicates that you or your Microsoft Rewards account has engaged in one or more violations of the Microsoft Services Agreement, which may include, but is not limited to: Maintaining multiple user accounts per household Opening more than one user account per individual Residing outside of the supported regions Providing inaccurate account information, including your true first and last name, your complete and accurate mailing address, a working phone number and your email address Using a service intended to confuse your true IP address or your location Using a bot, cheat code, macro or other automated method to participate in Microsoft Rewards Learn more about the Microsoft Rewards programme
Me in a tuxedo with green Xmas-tree-patterned bowtie & pocket square, a green cracker Xmas hat, and a decorative Xmas tree (on a hairband) on my head. My barely-visible cufflinks match my bowtie/pocket square.
An advert on Instagram stories from "AmazonUK" advertising what appears to be a CD titled "Chris Tarrant's Millennium House Party". The cover art is a bad photoshop of Chris Tarrant's face on the front person in a stock image of partygoers covered in confetti. A link imported me to "SHOP NOW".
Screen from my YouTube Music Recap 2024 saying that I am in the top 0.8% of listeners to Sheena Ringo on the service. I listened 15x as much as the average listener. Apparently.
Xbox Series X update screen error message. It reads: "Clear some space on Internal Storage: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle needs 263.1 GB additional space for its update."
Title card for a TV show called Dare To Believe. It's the show's name in blue caps superimposed on the forehead of a desaturated pic of a man, shown from the bridge of the nose up.
Me facing slightly to the side of the camera: Number 1 buzzcut, thick-rimmed squarish glasses, mustache on top of salt-and-pepper stubble. The pic is mirrored but I prefer it to the reversed version, so I use it everywhere.
Two temporary, fluorescent pink arrows point in the same direction away from the London lamppost that they're attached to. They read "UNIT" and "BASE". Unpictured: Sea devils are delighted.
A hanging sign in an Asda that reads "YBAB".
Chris Brookes and I, sharing V-signs with you.
The AI board for Wayfarers of the South Tigris. It has a stated goal at the top that It will try to get worker cards. It has a tracker in the middle that cycles around to make choices based on the resources it receives. It has a tracker on the left to determine if the human player gets a bonus for "most comets". It has a 6-card deck on the left that presents an option it would like to take which costs resources, and a fallback option that gains resources. When 3 of the same colour cards have been played, refresh actions are made and it's reshuffled. It's a board with two wooden discs and six cards, and it beat me.
Endgame board state from Wayfarers of the South Tigris: Solo Mode. The human player has *some* of the world mapped out. The AI board has a thick stack of scoring cards.
Capture from the end of a 1989 TV advert for Oil of Ulay. There is a bottle of the product next to a caption: "LIKE THE FLUIDS IN YOUNG SKIN"
A game over screen from the Doctor-Who-themed 2048 clone on the official BBC website. The grid includes Peter Capaldi's Twelfth Doctor, who is the equivalent of 8192 in regular 2048.
Kasuga Ichiban & Kasama Kiryu on the pause screen for Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth. Kiryu is dressed in sensible trousers and a black shirt, with a grave expression. Ichiban has wild hair, a goofy grin, jorts, and a loud Hawaiian shirt.
Pretty pink card sleeves.
Me in a tux, looking suave.
The "Results" screen from after the credits of Yakuza Kiwami 2. The game was completed on Normal in 78:45:19 with 303/303 Completion Items Completed, 33/33 Heat Actions, 34/34 Life Skills, and 55/56 Battle Skills.
Two cartoonish Yeti in eastern monk robes talking to a cartoonish fox. Caption: Serenity Brother Angus: SAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME KID?